>Incel elimination squad! Prove to me you're not a virgin or I'll shoot!
Wut do robots??
Incel elimination squad! Prove to me you're not a virgin or I'll shoot!
Alexander Morgan
Jacob Parker
"Finally, i've been waiting for so long. Back of the skull, please."
Jayden Green
show her my genital wart scars
Christopher Sanders
*unzips donger*
>do i pass?
Angel Sanchez
infect her with my herpes
Dominic Gomez
Er, I s-sure had a few girls in my time. On girl or another, here and there, you know...
You can lower the gun now. W-well? Stacy?
Gabriel Kelly
>ill save you the bullet officer
Cameron Bennett
Actually im kinda dissapointed im not still a virgin. I lost it to someone who didnt care about me. And ended up cheating on me, i quite literally caught her friend running away as i drove up.
(Suspected for a while. )
TL/DR:
lost my virginity . Got cucked. Feels bad man
Easton Rivera
she can't kill me if I rape her
Leo Cox
Alright, alright, just come and look at my sex tape on my computer..
*kicks the gun out of your hand and headbutts you, then catches the gun*
time to die, whore
*shoots you in the head*
Daniel Ortiz
>here one second my sex confirmation id is in my wallet
>grab a handful of my wallet sand
>throw it in the cunts eyes
>dodge her inaccurate firing
>the recoil breaks her wrist because lol women
>take gun
>looks like your roast is cooked
>*bang*
Asher Green
Let the NPC roastie shoot me or try to pull out my glock myself and if she wins the standoff then i'll just respawn seeing as i'm a PC
Adrian Miller
>thou hast walked into a volcels den, heathen. Leave now in peace, lest I be forced to smite you in the Lord's name with a holy burst of 7.62x51 NATO
Caleb Gray
I am a virgin and always will be, so do what you will.
Cameron Lee
>Come back to my place and I'll give you all the proof you need ;)
Charles Lewis
>Parry her
>Role right in front of her, riposte with my level 10 lightning enchanted Uchigatana, killing her in one hit.
>Take her humanity
What else would I do? Common knowledge if you ask me.
Cameron Garcia
Fpbp
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Fuck this gay earth
William Powell
THREE HOLES NOT TWO
David Walker
Does catching count as losing my virginity?
If so, please leave.
Ryder Moore
This original made me laugh
David Martinez
Top Kek
Fuck this gay captcha
Bentley Martinez
I'm not a virgin, judge me as you will robots. I would lie though. Let her blow my brains out. Join Megu and Sailor moon in the after life.
Owen Adams
A woman will never care about you. They are not capable of it.
Benjamin Collins
I swear im voluntarily celibate !!!!!1!!1
Lucas Cox
By definition you do not need to be a virgin to be an incel
Jaxson James
>incel
>Involuntary Celibate
Retard
Austin Hughes
not him but celibate does not mean virgin its means abstaining from sex, if you had sex when you were 15 but then couldn't have it again and are now 45 you are an incel