Never fapped in my entire life

>never fapped in my entire life
>never had sex in my entire life
>never watch porn
>20 years old
>have never busted a nut
Am I running at 100% capacity?

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>never busted a nut
At this point I'd be wondering if you even can. Might be sterile. I'd honestly get that checked out.

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Pee is stored in the balls and it cleans it out every time you pee. Don’t worry you’re fine.

At this point, I'm afraid to even attempt nutting. One of my mates at work was talking about how good it felt to have sex a couple days back, and I'm at the point where I want to deprive myself of such a feeling, so that I never have the desire to actually feel it after I get that first taste.

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Use it or lose it.

>20 years old
>never came before

No way man.

try it

Do you guys remember the first time you did it?

I edged (without knowing I was edging) for like about 2 weeks, and had this awesome feeling, but I was too afraid to let that feeling get too powerful, so Id stop feeling myself.

Then one day I let it go too far and came. I was fucking amazed how good it felt.


I think I was 12 at the time, late bloomer.

Do you get boners?

you never even had a bed sneeze?

I don't even know what edging feels like or is, exactly.

>12
>late bloomer
12 seems early for that type of shit, but I'm 20, so who knows. At this point, I'm moderately scared to wank.

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I do get boners, and I am attracted to women.
No.

Enjoy your prostate cancer and sexless life. This is what you wanted right?

same, boners confused me when i was young, tryin to play with lego and this thing comes out of nowhere
>i used to aggressively punch my dick to submission because i was confused

Not joking, you might not have fully entered into puberty.
You might need to see a doctor so he can prescribe you some human growth hormone or something.

There are cases where people never reach full sexual development.
It doesn't mean you live forever, unfortunately.

OP your balls will unironically shrivel if you don't get at it soon.
Unless you wanna be a monk go get a hooker and paint the walls.
>before i first came i was scared it was gonna stretch my dick and blood would come out cause its almost a solid when im dehydrated and cumming

lol. late bloomer.......

got my first orgasm at 12, first actual nut at like 14.
Didn't hit puberty because of malnourishment. started lifting as a twig, was hungry all the time, school was like "yo is he getting food at home?" dad's gf found out that he didn't cook or care. Literally moved in unofficially the day she found out and made sure I had food every day, stayed with him until I was 18, abruptly moved out and broke up and still stays in touch with me. Love her to death

I'm fairly certain I'm done puberty.
I haven't really wanked yet on principle, and [spoiler]I don't really want to have sex outside of marriage.[/spoiler] It's not that I can't nut - although that's totally possible at this point - or don't have the desire to; it's that I'm just not going to, and have never tried.

Could not imagine living my life like that. On the other hand, if I had, I would probably have avoided 6 years of sex addiction

I might just go the monk route at this point, and ascend.

>OP: Am I running at 100% capacity?
>Everyone: No
>OP: lol ur all wrong
what did you want to get out of this thread. if you're pipes aren't flowing somethings wrong you dipshit go to a doctor

Sounds like an angel. Glad she came into your life and that you had her, man

Best summarization

I never said everyone was wrong.
Look at my responses.

And we don't know if my pipes aren't flowing. I get erections and I'm attracted to women; I've just never acted on it.

Yeah either I would get sickly thin or placed in fostercare without her.

Remembering my first nut is gonna be one of the weirdest reasons having her come to mind, but I've gotta call her and tell her I love her later.

>punching your dick into submission out of confusion
I've been there brother. I was around 9 at the time. I remember freaking out because it started to hurt, so I went to my grandmother, boner visible through stretchy pants I was wearing, and said "What is happening to it? It's like I have to pee but it hurts!" I then proceeded to sit on the toilet, and attempt to punch it back into its flaccid state.

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this is one of the nicest things i've read

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that's amazing man, i wish i was you. dont listen to any of the sex crazed lunaticks here

do you ever get horny? how do you do it?

I do get horny in class and shit like that. I just never do anything about it.

I got my first orgasm and nut I was 10. Summer before middle school. Exactly same situation as u tho. I hit puberty way early so idk.

Fapped furiously 4 times a day after for two weeks, slowed down to once or twice a day after. never learned what masturbating was until I went to middle school and some Latinas explained it to me.

Can't say I'm too hot on prostate cancer, but I can live a content nutless life, because I feel fine so far without it.

Please do, I'm sure she'll appreciate it. Sounds like she really made sacrifices for you - and that's the most virtuous love someone can give

Honestly you probably have the testosterone or a 12 year old girl

U ever hear of nighttime emission?
Also there's no way u haven't fapped. If u aren't larping and truly haven't, you should just do it. It's really not that impressive or overwhelming. And its something to at least experience once in ur lifetime

I can assure you with 100% honesty that I have never wanked, and I really don't care to try it.

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If you've never had a wet dream something is wrong. Guys who don't have wet dreams is usually from beating their meat all the time. If you've never jerked it you should have wet dreams.

You're probably sterile

Literally exact same experience but I edged for like 3 months and first nut was at 13

That doesn't really upset me too much, either way.

I feel the opposite feel desu
>grew up husky and skinny kids picked on me, hit puberty and now 6'2 and skelly
while skinny kids are skelly at 5'6

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I fapped for the first time when I was 18 and got into some weird shit from Jow Forums. Still trying to kick the habit and I'm 21 now. Don't start. It's so easy not to fap when you have never done it. I did however have a ton of ejaculations in my sleep before I ever masturbated. So I'm not sure how normal it is for you to have never ejaculated at all.

That's the idea. If I never start, I'll never get the desire to do it.

How feminine are you? Not memeing, if you haven't been had nighttime emissions, you may have a hormonal imbalance.

Yeah, 12 or 13 years old. Used a barbie doll.

Do you at least channel whatever your equivalent of sexual energy is into DMC?

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Hes fucking trolling u idiots, u cum in ur sleep want it or not...

I remember being very grossed out when stuff started coming out

Imagine this mans first nut

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are you fat? why haven't you gotten your dick sucked yet

Fuck her

Congratulations, now go buy a longsword, two Colt 1911 pistols and proceed to get cuhrayzy.

Yeah this, OP. You should seriously get your test levels checked.

Jesus fucking kek

you should have cum in your sleep at least once or something is wrong.

Personally I never wet dreamed until I started nofap. 25 years no wet dream then after roughly two weeks of nofap it happened. Felt better than any orgasm I ever had before it.

Based volcel

thats right. if you are not fapping you are wet dreaming. exactly my point