/r9gay/ - #442

THE SELF-INFLICTED BRUISES ON MY LEGS ARE STILL SORE REEEEEEEE

don't hurt himself user
please

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I can only get rid of headaches with medicine. Even if I go to sleep for the night with one I'll wake up with it, it'll be there throughout the day afterwards too if I don't take something.

hey anons. currently skipping class due to anxiety. about to go eat a decent breakfast and then go in. I hope everyone has a good day

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>tfw don't remember the last time i showered
It could have been a few days ago or maybe a couple weeks ago.
Hopefully I'll have enough energy and motivation to have one in the morning

why not one now you pig

Its late and I'm tired already in bed

I fucking hate roasties bros

>tfw slept 30 or more hours past two days
>still tired
AaaaaA

Disgusting user, how can you not shower every other day if not daily?

Same, I also hate beta orbiters who enable them, as well as trannies and their enablers.

This is your catboy bf for tonight

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Just fell out of routine with it i guess
I don't feel weird or anything and i have practically no sense of smell so not alot of motivation

daily reminder: Being gay is a sin and you are your way to hell with your sodomy. God Bless.

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Have you tried weed for that?

DUDE
WEED
LMAO
Original

It feels nice to be clean. Taking a shower feels so good if you've gone out, or if you're masturbated for three hours straight.

I hope he is big enough to be a big spoon.

Can I keep him for longer?

God isn't real, fag

>repent on death bed
ggeznore

>dude gawd will forgive errything
>lmao
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_sin

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It could help, it's worth a try sometimes, unless it's hard to get for you

You're not entirely correct there.

>tfw think i saw a pic of my ex online now i cant stop thinking about him

Got anymore cute stuff like this to post? Asking for a friend.

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I want to cuddle that boy
I want to cuddle that boy and suck on his ears

can you suck on my ears? this is a big turn-on for me

If you're as cute as that elf boy, then I don't see why not

i'm not an elf :c

it's okay, human ears can be cute, too!
would you like to be an elf? c:

Not him but I want an excuse to post this

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I know I'm not correct
I'm just having fun with strawman I have just built
I really don't care about religion, if you feel offended then I'm sorry.
I'm unsure about what exactly you want, but I will try to grant your wish.

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I'm so sick of waking up to "Hope you didn't kill yourself"
This how murders start desu.

I wish I was an elf... I'd please you 100% of the time.

>if you feel offended then I'm sorry
That's sweet. No, I'm not offended. I just think people don't take religious views as seriously as they should, and I see bad times ahead because of it. It saddens me. I think people should make an effort to be good, and too often people do not think that they should in turn be judged for the bad they do to others. It creates a toxic mindset where people try to outrun their thoughts until they meet the reaper, but by then they've already caused a stream of wreckage 80 years long. But don't think I don't know religious people do this as well. Most people who are religious are only so because of social status reasons.

>porn
>cute

Ear licking and kissing is top tier.
Catboys > elf boys btw

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Elf boys are the best, but you're pretty darn swell yourself, user!

My dad did this to me once. Should I be concerned?

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Suck my ears right now.

I'M HAVING A HARD DAY SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A HUG!

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ALRIGHT user BRACE YOURSELF CAUSE A HUG IS INBOUND

I don't think so aon, Just don't think about it

>Tfw anime has rotted anons brain making them think fantasy is better than reality.
Humans are the best.

I need an uncut bf
Uncut dicks are fun to play with

>he doesn't want to fuck the highness out of an elf boy and leave him a slave to human cock
Fucking degenerate.

Fantasy is by design better than reality
You can compare humans to elves or catboys in whatever manner you wish but nothing will override the truth that 2D>3D

I'd love to suck on your ears, user! I'd do it while cuddling you from behind!!

C-Can I turn around and kiss your neck too?

With my penis?

I have one of those.

I'd rather have a real bf unlike you.

I'm ready! I'm ready to be hugged!!

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Don't you see that no matter whether it's catboys or elves they both fuck humans?
No matter what, humans will remain the tops subjugating the lesser races. But it just so happens I'd rather be a catboy bottom loyal to a nice human master than a human.

I don't deserve a real bf, so why not _RP as a fictional one.

I think you doing that would make me the happiest boy on earth!

I think you're starting to make me feel something. I'm not sure how to deal with this.

>being a submissive bottom
Why not be a power bottom?

S-should I stop, user?

No. It's been so long since someone said anything like this to me... Please don't.

Then I won't stop, user. I want to make you feel happy, be it by cuddling you, or just saying these things to you - I want you to be a happy boy!

I'm starting to want to make you breakfast in bed now.

That sounds really nice! But I'd prefer it if you were to have it with me...

Here it comes!
What's making your day hard, user?

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Both are good, but as a bottom you're always submissive anyway even if you take charge.
It would still be really nice to pretend to be in charge by riding a guy, and then slowly stop and start teasing him instead. And then once he's sick of it he puts me into missionary and starts teasing me instead until I beg for his cock, and then he comes inside.

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What do you mean? Do you want to feed me big long bananas?~

*smacks your face*
Darn it, user! I don't wanna be lewd... I wanna be wholesome with you!! Now shut up and let me cuddle you until you're a sweaty, quivering mess!

;__;
I'm sorry I just want to please... I bet you're really warm... I'd love it if you stroked my hair and squeezed me! I wanna listen to your heartbeat.

Speak like normal people you cringy motherfuckers. Holy fuck take a look in the mirror.

Was Clementi gay?

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Sometimes I do sometimes I don't. Tough shit this time.

How does it feel when he cums inside. Do you feel it?

I like reading cute stuff even if it's just roleplay between anons that'll never flourish IRL

It's just very busy, and I didn't get much sleep last night. Right now I'm on my lunch break fantasizing about lying in bed hugging and cuddling. Maybe that would help give me the energy to finish out the day.

It's still cold outside and I miss my warm socks from last night.

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It's okay, user, I can't stay mad at you! I bet you have really nice hair, I try to take care of mine the best I can. I'll cuddle you for as long as we can be together, and judging by how I cuddle my pillow, my cuddles are really tight! So I hope you're properly prepared!
My heartbeat might get pretty darn fast when we're together, you know!!

It's artificial fake garbage you'd find on furaffinity in 2005

Is it possible to be gay if you've shown sexual interest in women at one point in your life?

Hopefully you can find the inner strength to finish the day, I believe in you, user!
Being in a very hot place right now I am kind of envious of the cold, but it will make getting home and warming yourself up even more satisfying.
I've been doing a lot of fantasizing about cuddling myself, it's pleasant if unlikely to come true

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Sexuality is a mess and it isn't worth placing constraints on it, for the sake of your own well being. Just go with the flow.

I wish I could wait come for you and get you a hot drink ready. If you'd had a hard day I would listen all about it.

I don't fucking know. I don't want to be gay at all.

Being straight isn't fun tbqh, women are incredibly picking and difficult to deal with.

and i dont wanna be straight, i wanna join the cool boys club

How tight are we talking here? I want to feel like I can't escape and I'm entirely safe at the same time. Any heartbeat is a good heartbeat!

You can always be bi.
Only thing that I know is that I had considered myself asexual till I realized that my eyes were pinned to male beauties for that whole time.

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>women are incredibly picking and difficult to deal with
Because the damaged gays here are so much different?

Really really tight! But don't worry, you'll be safe! I wouldn't hurt you, in fact I'd try my best to protect you!
I wanna feel your heartbeat, too!

I dunno man, some days I'd rather just sit back and let someone else take care of things. Y'know?

>damaged gays here
There are more gay guys than the people in this thread, but every woman is a mess. Don't throw out stupid shit like that.

It's easy to say when you have no responsibilities, but I do. I am unironically a closeted homo, and chances are I will never be happy. I just want to be able to start a family and live a simple life. but no, there had to be complications. I had to fall in love with a boy I could never be with. Now I'm here, miserable and alone, and I'm not sure if I deserve it. Because I don't think I'll ever stop thinking about him.

How do you wanna feel it? Cause I'd be a trembling mess. I'm pretty sure you could hear it from there!

>complications
The majority of marriages end in divorce, the grass isn't greener. Not sure what to say about your boy problem, I've never had a crush so I can't help.

I'd rather be cold than hot so I can definitely relate. After the summer heat it's quite a contrast though. Maybe I'll grab a jacket since it's raining too. Having something to eat will probably help. It's just a few more hours, I'm sure I can make it through somehow.

Awe, thanks user you're sweet. That sounds wonderful. Days like this really make me miss having someone to cuddle, I feel like I'd fall asleep in their arms and they'd have to make some tough choices about when to wake me up and how long they're going to be stuck like that.

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>be 20-30, not fat and introverted
wow im so picky

I want to feel it right next to mine.