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Corpse disposal will also be an issue. Need to update the crematory infrastructure to accommodate the intense heat that amount of molten lard will produce.

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fat people are npcs

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tl:dr

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i wonder if she left an oil slick patch

Read a bit nigger

W-why not just go back and request the correct Zaxbys order without eating the one you didnt want

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Imagine the meat sweats from eating an entire ham.

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>MGTOW taking his ex back for the third
time

dude fuck yeh, I love dead Space

There is no logic in being fat.
There is no logic in a fat being.

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There is also no metal to metal contact, so there wouldn't be any sparking. Burning rubber maybe.

Fuck that. We'll use them as fuel instead.

Beware of Fat Love

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>some one finally understands meat sweats

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Brother, I...
For real go to an all you can eat Brazilian steakhouse and consume 5lbs of meat and you will know meat sweats. I do this perhaps 4-6 times per year.

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>nosering
0/2

I am training to be an EMT and I am absolutely dreading lifting and moving fatties.
Fortunately I live in the northeast so it won't be as big an issue.

17 is actually kind of sweet

Hey Jow Forums why do I have a fat fetish and want to be a feeder, but I fucking dispise fat people at the same time. Maybe it's less about the fat and more about the suffering that becomes more and more for the person that is gaining weight. I don't know guys, I know this is fucking sick. I get so fucking hard when I think about making someone gain weight. What the fuck is wrong with me?

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>being fat doesn’t mean you don’t have standards.
So we agree that fat people are substandard?

same here brother
>question gets asked about moving fatties
>instructors told us to get someone else to move them like fire or the cops

What a waste. She had that kind of cute pixie girl look on the left.

youtu.be/hk70c246KcY

Conga rats, you’re a sadist. You could try to get a job tormenting “people” on the third circle of hell

I have a suggestion.

Why not find a girl with an eating disorder or severe weight/food control issues and use your fetish to fatten her up to the point of perceived discomfort.

A bulimic might need to demonstrate a binge in front of you. She'd be embarrassed and ashamed but she'd comply and stuff her face on literally everything you set before her. Then she'll be physically in pain and psychologically dying to purge. Maybe deep throating will get the job done. Maybe you show mercy one day and let her get rid of it all and you punish her for being bad. Or another day you make her keep it and reward her by being sweet to her when she's crying and begging to get it out. Can rub her bloated belly and call her a fat baby lol

Anyway you can play with the fetish without going off the deep end man. Feeder-lite maybe? Diet-Feeder

>So we agree that fat people are substandard?
Everyone agree that fat people are substandard!
Except fat people.
Why won't they agree with us? :(

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That's pretty hot, but how do I find women like that?

number 1 is fake, if a restaurant fucks up an order on them that's on them and they take the loss and move on

>doesn’t know about craigslist
Fucking zoomers

i'm from the northeast and there's a ton of fat fucks. location?

Not from MURICA

well, I'm a woman into it but I don't really have any good advice on where to find others. /soc/ is a shit. Fetlife is just facebook for unicorns but I'm kind of bitter about online communities in general.

Try observing odd behaviors, girls with cut marks, thin but think they're fat, insecure. Just go for crazy girls. But be good to us, or no good will come of it. It takes a certain kind of match. Some guys love crazy girls, some guys have horrible experiences because they either got dumb&crazy or they didn't know how to handle it. To be completely fair, it can feel impossible to handle.

Good luck user, for both of us filthy fucking perverse weirdos wtf is wrong with us?

chinks tho

Jow Forums btfo

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Health conscious men are bad fathers

>The fit guy has muscles to hold his child when needed.
>The fit guy can play around with it so they both get exercise.
>The fit guy doesn't need to hate fit people on the internet.
I think I know who is the better dad.

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Based NEET fatty

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if my kid can't hold his body weight then damn right i'm letting him drop

apparently dying young is a sign of a good father

Based old woman

Man the dude in that gif makes me irrationally angry, why?

according to what?

This one is unfair. That guy is obviously mentally deficient. It's his handlers who should be shamed.

According to the image. I was pointing out the implications

Patrician original source.
Lackluster execution however.

Onions GREEN

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This makes me so fucking angry.

Because he has no chin, he's fat and absolutely disgusting. You couldn't design more disgusting proportions if you tried, even his facial hair is just gross. Despite all this and how obviously disgusting he is this guy believes he's superior to everyone else by his actions, he thinks he's tough and he think's he's better than you just by the way he acts.

Craigslist doesn't have personal anymore

C O P E

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Gonna go friend request this old bird right meow.

Onions Onions Basedbean

Grandma hits the mark every time.

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literally just offer gym bros a protein shake and they'll move lard all day long

What are the "meat sweats"? I'm not fat enough to know.

>be me
>be vegan
>struggle to hit 1500 calories a day
>literally have to snack to avoid muscle loss
>there are fatties who eat that in a sitting

If you struggle to hit 1500 cal then stop being vegan

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Motorcycles should be banned from all roadways. It attracts absolute morons to be the overwhelming majority of riders.

Then we need to be stricter about our driving licenses anyway. At least 60% of people on the roads do not deserve that privilege.

>3 years to get that fat

This isn't "I don't care about trying to stay stick thin" this is fucking feeder territory.

Can agree that it takes 6 of us to get em out of the house
>t.Fireman/EMT

Just use the nazi super crematoriums that work almost a hundred times better than modern ones and leave no ash

Get use to it little one, your time will come when you call the FD for mutual aid on a bariatric patient weighing 500+
>t.Firefighter/EMT

You poor sweet summer child. Chinks will take back food and repackage it.

>not having muscles to throw your kid around and see his smile and hear his giggles
Based Dad

>Why do you lift, user?
So that if I'm ever in the same situation as that girl, I can push him off of me.

>believing this

Fatties don't even love food, they just eat a shitton of unhealthy lard.
If they loved food they wouldn't eat almost exclusively shit.

Okay autismo settle down

>using normalbook

Other way around. Ban cars and let tards wipe themselves out. I suspect you'd be one of them tho

Basically your body goes into hyperdrive to digest all of the proteins which creates that “thermic effect”. You go a bit comatose and desperately want to sleep.

That's lost technology bro. Lost like tears in rain

>You could try to get a job tormenting “people” on the third circle of hell
God I wish that were me

because you'll never be as based

F R E E
S M E L L S

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>the fuck

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If the first one was true they wouldn't be neets, they would be self employed in a field they find either interesting or fun..

How fat would this guy's equivalent be today?
This pic looks like its from 1982 or something

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400lbs at 55% bodyfat? I'm an EMT but here in my country ONLY 15% of the population is obese so my estimates could be wrong.

idk but I really want some footage of him kickstarting that bike, he either couldn't do it at all or the weight of his pig sized legs spun the engine to 10 million rpm

>believing in the holohoax

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You don't need a job to have goals

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Based

>thinks it isn’t an issue in NE
how delusional are you? You don’t see these hamplanet fucks because they don’t go outside. Every state is infested with them