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Posted right after the new thread started didn't I? Posting again

Thanks lads. How are you supposed to get a 125cc bike to the CBT centre, am I expected to have a 50cc moped just for that? Any recommendations for decent bikes? I presume you can't go wrong with a Jap brand

>Don't FUCKING get me going!
>Are you calling me a liar?
This bloke is nuts lel

>be me
>trying to enjoy comfy thread
>hear footsteps outside door
OH PLEASE NOOO
>dog comes in
>make me cum in him

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I've never been to a CBT test centre but my guess is they have bikes there because there's no way everyone as access to a trailer or van to take them there

You use their bikes lad, you don't have to bring your own lel

If you are trying to apply to minwage stuff, remove your degree from your CV. There is such a thing as being "overqualified"

Yeah there was a hellish gif theresa may edition with the wormhole sucking everything through it but I don't have it

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Thanks, I really have no idea how this works. I'd better book a session then

gonna tug the turkey tonight tbqh

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>There is such a thing as being "overqualified"
I'll remove it. I've started pretending to people that I didn't go uni.

But even then I'm getting rejections. Subsisting on Tesco's everyday value canned foods and ready meals has gotten to over the past 8 months.

youtu.be/Tu0xMUXWoyc?t=936

this bit holy fuck i kekked

>tfw you'll never shag a shrine maiden

there are so many handsome young men out there I just can't compete lads

>tfw handsome lad
>also manic depressive freak who people cant wait to get away from

Cant get this stupid song out of my head ffs

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welcome to my world tbqh

traffic lights and crossroads are the worst captchas

I'm sure I wouldn't know :^)

>tfw you'll never be paid lots of money to wear a Roblox outfit and spin around a bit

YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING HOE

I LOVE IT

Sounds like one of old odd songs back in the early 00s.

Bought one from the freezer in Tesco a couple of months ago and it was covered in ice and unedible

captcha is being really gay for me recently

>paid lots of money
it probably cost Kanye money overall

they dont serve fabs to gays
straight mans lolly

sometimes its fine and sometimes i do 30 captchas for one post

>wtf why does cold thing have ice on it???

fabs are utter shite lets be honest lads

Who is this? Why is he wearing a Tim Byrne shirt?

Hey ebin how was today for you, what'd you get up to? And how are you feeling?

Prefer fruit pastille ice lollies or cornettos

darcy kellett, timothy james byrne super fan

woke up at 3pm, had some fridge raiders and a nakd bar. Kept having delusions that I'd drunk harpic toilet cleaner either before I went to sleep or during when I ate/drunk when I woke up. Need to go to tesco for milk

My digital tacto application arrived so I need to fill it out and send it off tomorrow and I think i'm looking at a flat tomorrow morning as well as picking up some new glasses I ordered last week

You're looking at a flat tomorrow morning? That's amazing. How soon could you move in, would you need a job first? A deposit?

would you rather a fat white girl or a skinny paki girl?

fat white girl
i like big girls

skinny paki, i think the women can be kinda cute

I'm a black guy so take a guess

Don't know why I did this

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who else /eatstheirowncum/?
1you=1yes

They started selling canned water at college instead of bottled water, it used to be a pound for two bottles of water but now it's a pound a can, what the fuck is this shit??

>canned water
sounds disgusting

These niggas say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you
Get the fuck up out my fucking face, 'fore I murder you
Bitch niggas always jacking BIood, but I know they fu
Whole squad full of fucking killers, I'm a killer too
Sending shots, shots, shots, shots, shots nigga
Everybody get pop, pop, popped nigga
The thing go rrrah, rrrah, rrrah, rrrah, rrrah nigga
We send shots, shots, shots, shots, shots nigga

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it tastes worse than the Harrogate bottled water they used to sell, and there's fuck all info on the cans, just that it was canned in austria

Heroin tastes yucky, but feels quite good

Where did you get this picture of Crona?

>The thing go rrrah, rrrah, rrrah, rrrah, rrrah nigga

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places that do CBTs always have the bikes, also have helmets, jackets and gloves for you to wear

Must be nice to have such a low IQ

Slow thread today lads

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I want to get better processor and GPU for my computer but my motherboard is old so I'm limited unless I change it which basically means a whole new computer

>YOU'RE A FUCKING NONCE CASE

Im gunna go to Shrewsbury and find Tilde to take some cheeky snaps for you lads.
Might even get a cheeky handjob from him just like Ebin.

Going to have some sausages and hash browns for tea. Can't decide between beans or peas.

i want everyone to text that girl right now

you miss 100 per cent of the shots you dont take so you might as well give it a go and at least have closure on your oneitis

i believe in you lads

Why would you do this
>>f*** off this IS ORIGINAL!

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I was in the same boat as you a few months back lad. Eventually bit the bullet and replaced the whole mobo because it was too old to be compatible with the new stuff

>New flat

The ebin makes it era is really taking off

She said 'love you too son'

have some beans nigga

What girl? Who?

Thanks lad, but I text them too much and I'm pretty sure they aren't interested anyway so I'll just get some haribo and relax on my own as usual

don't have her number, don't even know her name, only know her face.

Came inside a Paki girl lads
She's on the pill so there shouldn't be any kids though

Go anywhere fun today lad? I saw a car fully on fire on the hard shoulder of the M6 just south of Hilton park Today. Was a nightmare getting back home though, was tempted to take the toll but didn't

get her to send nudes for the lads.

>having a girl in your contacts list
Oh my sweet summer lad, you know not how far into the void you are...
Maybe this was the bait

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It sucks because I just want to spend all my time talking to them because I adore them so much but I'll just push them away...

Feeling a bit rough all of a sudden lads, not entirely sure why

Saw a cute lookin paki girl earlier 8/10 would bang

I know the feeling all too well. Try really hard not to be overbearing and psychotic but it seems to be a hard habit to break

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What's on your mind champ? *hugs you*

haha had a cornetto lads

Been to Dudley today now parked up for the night got an early drop in cheltenham tommorow

bet all of you FAGGOTS want to SUCK my DICK and let me CUM in your hair haha you raging queers bet youd love to deepthroat my veiny COCK and lick my hairy BALLS before i fucked your tight little virgin ARSEHOLES lol you gaylords

why do chinks move to the uk and open shit takeaways
whats the fucking point

I mean rough in the physical sense lad, in my stomach

Gonna have a delicious chinky tonight lads thank god for shit takeaways

Some absolute saddo actually wrote all that.

listening to music i dont even like haha i feel so cool right now

brainlets will eat anything

Just got moved by jobcentre from support group to work-related activity group and have to see a work coach next week, are my NEET days over lads? 28 khv

/b/ is down the hall 3rd door on your left thanks for visting
How eles are we going to get BJs from chinks

youtu.be/VeJv9OBo70o?t=224

Holy shit the utter STATE of this fucking nonce this is the worst one I have ever seen jesus christ.
Based Shane Brannigan going on a UK tour of nonce hunting.

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>accidently exit game without saving
I'm gonna kill myself

I'd rather that than the paki muslim ghettos that form when they move into areas.

>t. /mu/ poster

>1:29 hours long

My guess is you shouldn't be here and should fuck off back to your original country.

Yep. They won't be coming back now.

Yes lad we're not talking about pakis right now

haha stop projecting you FAGGOT just because you dont want to admit how much you want me to RIM you you call me a saddo? proper QUEER behaviour that is lad