Ok Jow Forums, I’ve been lifting for about 3 weeks straight and something fucking weird is going on. I usually start my workouts with bench press, but when I put my usual 25s on each side to warm up they felt fucking light. Like really light. Then when I went to put a plate on each side I could still rep out 6 instead of the usual 4. What the fuck is this shit? Do gyms replace their weights with lighter versions to make us feel better? Who is responsible for this Jewish trickery? also post your fictional idol.
What the fuck is going on?
Juan Young
Grayson Green
>what are good days
Ethan Howard
GOD FUCKING ASS YES
Sit on me, smother me, I DIE HAPPY
*SNIFS SCREEN AS HARD AS I CAN*
FUCK
*ZOOMS IMAGE RIGHT ON CRACK*
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
ITS HAPPENING
DAY 1 OF NOFAP FUCKING CANCELED
LOOKS LIKE BRAPS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brody Torres
Its called getting stronger you absolute fucking idiot
Owen Carter
New pasta?
Asher Williams
I hate humble brag threads. Especially when there’s nothing to brag about.
Henry Cooper
Could you imagine laying out in the sun on vacation with this chick? Palm trees everywhere, go out for fresh seafood, and at night dufflebagging your flaccid cock in her dry pusy as you think to yourself "who am i?"
Kevin Hill
>lifting for 3 weeks
>making noticeable strength gains
checks out.
On a related note, anyone else here move around a lot and are forced to use different gyms often? I move around for work a lot and always have to use new gyms and therefore different brands of plates/equipment.
>tfw I'll probably never again lift at the gym that gave me an automatic 15% strength boost
>tfw all the normies there probably think they are a lot stronger than they actually are
if my math is correct the specific cheap ass brand of 45lb plate they use there must have actually weighed 35lbs, and everyone there thinks their repping 2 plate benches fucking kek.
Brayden Foster
Kevin Watson
>Never there when you need them
Noah Bell
Yeah b-bro I totally increase the weights on my compounds every week too haha
Landon Edwards
what temperature does plastic melt at? I'd be worried for her safety
Nathan Bailey
yeah man, id much prefer a chick who is fit in general than a booty sag insta girl.
Matthew Bell
>you never know you were in the good old days while they were happening
Hudson Peterson
>DAY 1 OF NOFAP FUCKING CANCELED
kek fucking lost it
Matthew Morales
>SNIFFS SCREEN
my sides
Jordan Barnes
Kevin James
Zachary Myers
I noticed that, in my old gym, I could barbell curl 80 lbs for 4 reps but in my new gym, I can only do 70 lbs for 1? Same with skull crushers, old gym 60lbs for 8 reps but new gym barely 6 at 60lbs
Cooper Bell
LOOKS LIKE BRAPS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! laughed so hard i woke the gf
Aiden King
Michael Fisher
I want to play with her butthole after we had dinner at a mexican restaurant.
I want to stick my finger in her tender asshole and oopsie a nugget of shit came out. She farts simultaneously.
Waft of fecal secretions in the air enters my nasal canals.
My semen receptors fire up and I slowly become erect.
She feels embarassed and begins to pull her little shorts up when i stop her. I pull them back down
A soft gentle kiss on her little hiney.
Muah baby
I then tell her to pee.
Pees for me baybee
She does so.
Im stroking to my two penises one of which I added surgically to my obliques for secret conjugal visits at the theater looking at the sexy girls and their pantylines in the gym.
When all is said and restroom we commit a ritual known as coitus.
I inseminate her.
She coincides with the moons.
Venus, mars
Penis, large.
I then suck her tender pepperoni nipples that cover her entire b cup breast tissue.
So tender they open up like a flower.
Your polyps my dear, thwomp thwomp
I can feel your virus.
It tastes of alluminum.
You are fertile and must breastfeed my beauty.
Is the sweety man
With my 5 fingers I spread open her nipple, and use the index finger of my other tendril to stimulate her breast. Like a rectum but in her breast. I want to be gentile, so as to not give her nipple hemmorhoids.
Meanwhile she's releasing like a goat, pellets for daddy God shit.
Zia Annuki Kazüm.
The shiites knew not.
Escribes fortold stories of this.
Fornication so beautiful Jesuit of Nazareth himself spilled seed.
And thus the euphrates was born.
More denial than in egypt.
Her vagina is so beautiful. Like a flower, like i was thinking arbees but unironically.
Her clitoral hood pressed back to reveal a penis
What did God mean by this?
Only I would know because I was there.
And he is inside of us.
My follicles secrete semen.
Zachary Jenkins
Brandon Robinson
This is a good thread
Anthony Gray
Justin Howard
Maybe you're getting stronger?
Wyatt Cox
This is simultaneously cringe worthy but also fucking hilarious
Jace Roberts
>Living with gf
Repent, sinner.
Colton Walker
>top 10 anime deaths
Matthew Wilson
Chief called...
This ain’t it
Tyler Allen
you should feel bad
Tyler White
Nolan Brooks
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHABRAAAAAAPPHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
Juan Kelly
Sometimes gyms have 25lbs~35lbs barbell for weaklings so make sure you check your bar next time, if you were using the usual barbell then congrats you have acquired noob gains
Nathaniel Young
tits > ass
Lincoln Bailey
based brap poster
Caleb Green
ass ~>~ tits
James Baker
Thx for a laugh in the early morning user.
Cameron Perry
Isaiah Harris
>making a thread about benching 1pl8
a thread died for this
Angel Wood
Ryan Cooper
Kevin Jones
Brandon King
Josiah Cox
Asher Diaz
God dammit