12 fruit roll ups, rolled up

12 fruit roll ups, rolled up

Ruler for scale. If anyone wants to see it cut in half I'll do that.

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This is what it looks like from a trop view

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Yeah cut it in half

It's probably nasty

that's what a unicorn penis looks like

In half. You can see a lot of the layers. Tbh looks better than I expected

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Bit it too. Unironically is fucking amazing. It's just so much.

It fucks with my tmj though. Hurts

pretty frightening desu

pour gushers and welches fruit pouches into roll ups, roll 12 fruit roll ups, then wrap that in fruit by the foot. Served with Koolaid in a disposable plastic cup and a little debbies oatmeal cream snack

Show it up your ass

Unironically a good thread.

its the best thing ive seen today

I've eaten half of it. Im going to have to save the rest for later I don't feel great. Finishing it would probably make me throw up.

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You should get a laboratory job OP

suck on one side of it until it becomes a disgusting mass of slober and jelly sugar then post pictures of that.

god yhes

THIS is the old r9k I remember

you would die if you ate all of that. or you would get very ill

Pic for pre-reference

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A bit underwhelming imo, I'm gonna bite the rest of it unless theres anything else you think I should do

Picture REEEEEE

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Side view incoming

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Cum on it OP why not?

why did this almost give me a boner

Then I cant eat it. Or I at least won't eat it after that anyway

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Shove your dick in it

Can you stick your penis in it!

Or just eat it

Hmm I think you should make a cum coveres rollup and eat it

Microwave it until it melts into a giant fruit roll.

Looks like a prolapsed asshole.

He should wrap his penis in it and cum on the desk

it looks liek a poopy prolapsed ass in this pic

Looking up the cup

Smells pretty bad.

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OP please put penis in fruit rollup and describe sensation

put some barbeque sauce on it and stick it in the microwave for 2 minutes

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Moved it around a bit.


Too late. Also I dont really want to stick my dick in it

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Lets see your boiclit OP

Now post a picture of your teeth.

It's less sticky than a regular fruit roll up now wtf.

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Uneven/10 but theres not any difference from the norm

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Maybe something to do with the sugar? Maybe it all settled to the bottom or something.

Hmm were going to need to see your penis for proper reason

Slap your cock on that sticky treat

Maybe. Idk it's odd, either way

Trips and you pour this sticky solution down your urethra

Final pic cause it smells. Im going to throw it away

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Jerk off on it you little fag

You're not even gonna try to eat it? It might taste pretty good.

OP is a LARPer, none of this happened

dont forget to drink the Koolaid with a candy straw.

Don't know if you're joking or not, but OP's been posting pictures this whole time. I didn't bother to reverse image search though, so if this has all been done before by someone else I'm probably gonna look pretty darn stupid in a minute here.

Do you really think OP is the first autist to have the idea of sticking fruit roll ups together and putting them in the microwave

I was the one who had the idea of putting them in the microwave, for the record. OP is just the one who did it. And even if though he's almost definitely not the first one to do so, you have yet to prove that he didn't do it.

Nice try homo, but skepticism is a natural response to a lack of evidence. I can remain skeptical and it be perfectly logical. The burden of proof lies with you and/or OP

The pictures are proof
homo

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Ya but he didn't post his cock in the roll we just wanted him to cum on it eat it and show his dick

Good point user, the pictures must be fake. Op please prove us otherwise

I threw the cup out, but heres my dice which I think were in the back of a few shots. I have a second cup that looks the same, but I dont know if itll prove much since it's a basic plastic cup

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The pictures are proof. The burden of proof that the pictures are fake lies on you.

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Yes but put 1 dice in your dick

I'm not gonna put shit in my dick or ass. Is this not proof enough?

How many boxes of fruit roll-ups are in it?

Haha dice you fucking virgin loser detected also underage and gay

I never said to do any butt play OP what are you gay?

Yo cum on all the dice

12 fruit roll ups. I dont know how many are in a box. I had a bunch of boxes and dumped them into another container a while ago.

Some said to shove it up my ass earlier. It's in the same vein as putting my dick on it, I'm not gonna do it.

>virgin loser
Yeah

This is Jow Forums put all the dice inside your boipucci and shit them out

Well put em up ya ass man or stack all the dice oj that shemeat of yours

I bet you have a small penis M8

Make a penis out of the fruit roll ups

Ha what a faggot playing dice games enjoy being a beta virgin

Stick it up your ass!! All of it you fag!!

I'm out of fruit roll ups. Won't buy more until Wednesday, probably.

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Play with some other food, like a banana or cucumber..

Is that whats left of it?

This OP

Bruv grab a banana and suck oj it like a penis

No, it was melted in a cup. I threw out the cup. The rest of it I ate.

This was just a picture I hadn't posted yet to show it was me

Why didnt you stick your dick in it OP?
Are you self conscious about that?

You should have got an erection stuck your boiclit in it

When robots refuse to post their dicks either 1 OP has a micro dick, or 2 OP is gay but in denial

Yeah. I didn't want to post my dick. Plus It's not like I could when it was solid (and then it was melted it was hot)

I'd have needed more fruit roll ups to roll around my dick