What is the list of the least NPC fetishes, as well as the list of the most NPC fetishes?

>Well I think all players can agree that all maledom fetishes are automatically NPC-tier.
What a waste of trips
Femdom is fucking wrong

How do you explain me then? Im Npc as fuck and have been into alt fetishes since I was a kid. I think youre just Npc too and dont know it.

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Hello how do you do fellow human.

>Femdom is fucking wrong

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>t. NPC who thought it was human

NPC fetishes:
>big ass
>big tits
>only woman with dildo or 2 lesbians
>compilations
>no plot or story

>Thinking the NPC is not normie
Pfft, pathetic

>big ass
Absolutely ok as long as it's not the sole thing, nobody likes a flat ass. big ass/small tits is unironically patrician.

>wanting to be led and dominated without having to think anything for yourself
NPCs trying to cope

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>maledom npc trying to be human
Being a good sub in femdom requires work, it's not like maledom in that you just lie there like a fish while the guy pounds you.

t. NPC normie

>Fantasizing about hurting little girls

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>disliking bony asses makes you an NPC
I'm 100% soulless and proud then

What is up with these npc posts lately? Is it just the same user that posts these?

>All his sexual interests are a result of nature and things he is programmed with
>Tries to tear down actual humans who disobey their programming and receive enlightenment as a consequence
maledom fags

sexuality isn't programmed,
unless you're an npc

Its Npc's trying to get their own meme going. If someone posts about it they are an Npc as the Npc meme is the most Npc meme of them all.

depends. if you are a natural low T sissy then being into femdom is the NPC choice. if you're into femdom despite being a normal male in other respects, you're a player.

>absolutely inhuman
Implying NPC would willingly go against its programming to adhere social norms and laws without experiencing inexplicable discomfort.

Yes, unless you're an NPC. In which case you're a maledom fag. Femdom is not programmed in by default whereas maledom is. I think you should go consult your inner monologue about this, oh wait.

If they're a sissy chances are they love cock.

You're wrong, most criminals are NPC's.

>thinking you're somehow being targeted when the perpetrator is willing to attack anyone with no rhyme or reason
NPC trying to desperately upkeep the peace it's used to, unable to fathom why would anyone do such a thing.

So in many games npcs are everywhere like normies and do shit like normies. Does that mean normies have infiltrated r9k and are taking over with their dumb ass "meme"?

>does that mean normies have infiltrated r9k
are we on the same board? this is normie central user.
Im normie as fuck and have been posting here for years.

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any 3D stuff is NPC as they cant break their programming

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I like dildo porn

>t. Npc that doesnt know his own programming

Good, good. Keep creating meaningless discord, stupid roaches. While you are busy bickering among yourselves about who's "NPC" and who's "human", you fail to see that you all are but pawns in my game.

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>he plays games like a child
>thinks what anyone else does is meaningless
Ironic.

Darn it Jow Forums stop dividing people into two opposite groups again

which kind of game only has pawns?

you from 2007 or something user? this boards sole purpose is division and infighting.

Whats going on in that pic? Looks weird

>thinks what anyone else does is meaningless
Oh no, you fail to see the truth, my friend. Of course your every action has a meaning as I am the one orchestrating the futile dance of you roaches as I desire.
>which kind of game only has pawns?
A boring one. Too bad humans aren't capable of filling a role any more complicated.

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Consensual love making between two adults.

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Thanks for the extra (you). Whats the next step in your plan?

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>tfw yours is not a big deal but still gets posted on /d/

does that make me player 2?

>A boring one
I can't help but agree with you, unfortunately, mr. roachmaster.

What is it user? Sounds interesting

anything closely related to reproduction

but procreation isnt a fetish user

impregnation gets posted though also pregnancy

>tfw animal brained

Havnt been on /d/ in years but I believe you. Just seems odd the alternative fetish hentai bored has a thread for impreg when thats the exact opposite of what a fetish is.
I guess you could kind of argue that the pregnant female form isnt supposed to be inherently sexy? But I dunno I think its a stretch.

>I guess you could kind of argue that the pregnant female form isnt supposed to be inherently sexy?
I agree and think my brain wiring is a bit screwed up. I've seen people attempt to rationalize it but it would be counterproductive to mate with them for obvious reasons.

I can get behind that then. Odd its on /d/ and not /h/ though, isnt it? Its not that out there.

This thread made my wee wee hard

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Pretty lewd user. I didnt need to know that.

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Worshipping black women is the least NPC fetish of all time

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There's some normie tier NPC fetishes like certain positions and which hole you put the dick into. But people who either have a wide range of fetishes or are asexual are pretty much always PC's. Not always entertaining, but very free thinking.
This is true however. Compilations and plotless porn are for normies.

There is NOTHING more normie&brainless than putting pussy on a pedestal. Being your girl's bitch is the most beta, unthinking women-can-do-no-wrong degenerate fetish possible.

Enjoy your alimony payments, idiots.

My sort of femdom involves death, can't pay alimony if I'm dead.

Npc fetishes are the ones pushed my the media like blacked, lesbian, milfs, fat etc. The most non npc fetish I can think of is softcore child porn. That little thing made me cum 5 times within 2 hours. Npcs would lose their shit and get corrupted upon seeing naked lolis.

Incest is absolutely NPC. It's the same lame hardcore sex that everyone without restraint or thought watches on porn sites, except they're related so it's "exciting". Most fetishes can go either way, but that's a sure one that show's you're not a real human being.

some fetishes are for NPCs. i think furries are all NPCs personally

this right here. good post. npc ideas are the ones propagated the most

MFF threesome is the utimate NPC fetish

And? This is r9k you know.

>He doesn't realize that fetishes like femdom are subtly the most dominant class of fetishes because you're manipulating and controlling the woman by discretely topping from the bottom.

Useless brainlet NPC.