Help what do I do?

They look like antennas

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more please

You could probably kill a man with those.

as long as they dont evolve you should be ok

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Of course you can fix it with surgery, probably a plastic surgeon. It's just cosmetic, and probably easy to fix. To be honest, I can't get worse, my man, 0 surgery risk

How do you get perky nips like this? They are like an inch long... Like I nip hard but mine are flat cones...

You got man teats

Just imagine the exotic radio frequencies you can pick up with those.

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someone post that mcfarlane skit

no shadows, it's a shop boys, move on

like thats the first time Ive seen that
you guys are mean, I thought you were bros
later jerks

nice shoop

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DADDY MMILLLKIES :D

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Kek, my sides

you could probably make some side $$$ if you can find someone who needs some fetish porn

Aww bby, it’s just banter. There isn’t really much you can do other than get plastic surgery like that other user said.

im gonna a timestamp with those tits

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Dude, i would legit cut them and then blame cancer or some shit when the scars in my nippless chest came up in a convo

Timestamp or fake&gay

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imagine the pain

date a lesbian :/ they love tities

Snip'em off with scissors

>is surgery an option?
It's literally your only option

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imagine the smell

that is not a glock 40

Dude, it's fucking sexy..

ery guns a 40 fo a nigga, nigga

Just sand them down bro

What if they start leaking milk or something?

imagine the boner

Makes me think, if they started leaking milk would you be able to get gains if you made protein shakes with it?

Do what Luke did in TLJ to those space walrus things.

>is surgery an option
It is, but in the bedroom, those'd be pretty nice

>google image
>Best guess for this image: girl
kek

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bruh...

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This is what happens when you don't have a gymbro to take care of your gyno lads

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>reverse image search
>no results found

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sucking on them will actually give you gyno

yandex.com/images/search?rpt=imageview&img_url=https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1539908326743.jpg

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How does a human being come up with such a concept and draw this shit?

SHITTINGDICKNIPPLES

haha, yeah imagine how it would ooze haha

that made me sad desu

I wonder what would happen if he would just cut them off or something
Id rather cut off my nips then have that shit. Saw a guy once wax his nipple off

found any signs of intelligent life from outer space yet?

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>would you rather
>nipple sized dick or dick sized nipples
nigga you got both

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My gf has nipples just like this. You get used to the feeling of a sausage in your mouth eventually.

>tfw god didn't give you your own personal barbell rack

give them a snib :DDD

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There’s a pretty big kink scene involving nipples. Become the nipple god and allow men to suck on them for money

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oooooooooo ze nippplleeezz

daddy give milkies :3

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jealous desu

Be honest. Do I suffer from gyno?

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You could skizzle those nips up with some eggs, holy shit user.

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how about just deal with it and go madman mode?

Lost

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Oh wow, monkey nipples.
Consult a doctor if you want options.

>Be an artist.
>Be hardgay for Twinks
>Draw Twinks fucking
>Audience is willing to pay you for more.
>????
>Profit.

youtube.com/watch?v=qS5qYwmElfo

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