Name Thread

Let's start a fucking name thread. I'm Luke.

For some fucking reason I think that there is a disproportionately high amount of robots who are Mark. Why is that?

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garret reporting in

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My name is Stefano, but everyone calls me Steve.

>TFW cant say your name because some faggot would recognize my autistic typing and doxx me unironically.
fuck my autisim..

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Wow. My name is Mark.

My name is Jeff! XD goteem

>Wow. My name is Mark.
Are you really?

>Tyler
God I hate my name.

I have the most robot name ever, can you guess? It is a rare name too.

>Tyler
Fucking nigger normie name

Thomas here

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Christopher reporting in

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Vladyslav. Don't hurt me.

hi I'm Jared

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Soup I'm Youri.

Peter here. How are you guys doing?

Where my fellow Quentlins at?

Who's this princess in pic related? Is that Marissa Mayer, the founder of Tumblr?

Nicholas is the most autistic name. Prove me wrong, you can't.

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>Quentlin

holy shit user, I really hope that's a typo and not your real name kek

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Kyle dropping by

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Sup dudes. Achilles here.

Same here, user. Where are you from?

Lemme guess. You're British.
Also,
>inb4 flappie

>when your name is literally the season where everything slowly dies

Autumn here.

Autumn is the prettiest season though

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Are you a femanon though?

that's a trap bro

>Elijah, like from the bible

>tfw Brad
>kind of accurate if Brad was Chad's sidekick only to make him look better because Brad is such a fucking pussy

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I would take a blowjob from a really passable trap.

>Brads are beta Chads

Fucking edwin lol. I was born on nov 20 too, and my parents didn't know that it was edwin hubble's birthdate too when they named me after him.

I feel you, my name is Hilarion

>"IF brad"

read my post you dumb faggot

Gareth, sometimes people call me Gaz

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idk man, brad seems kind of like either really jacked and ripped or a beta loser

Eros here. Have to explain to everyone that I'm %100 American every damn time.

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Andrew, but so many different Andrews in school made people call me "Andy" instead.

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shut up Brad and go back to watching Chad hook up with roasties

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>Christopher Cristian de la Torre Cruz
thoughts?

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I would do that if I had a friend named Chad, or any friend at all

Nathan
Pretty average name, I wish I was named something cool like Douglas

doiuglas? what are you, a faggot?

Guess I'm the only Josh.

Cameron here.

>doxing myself for no reason
retards

Samael reporting in

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Cool name. Wasn't that the monster's name on Hellboy?

I'm Lola, the femanon mechacunt

Why the fuck did i have to be named Ethan
>Kill me
kill me
>Kill me
kill me
>Kill me

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>Gets digits
feels great man

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Actually yeah, now that you mention it I think so

>tfw I'm probably the only one with the name Falko

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>Falko
Here's a pity (You), good luck in the future user.

Nah that's my name too

I don't need a pity (you) because it's a normal name here in germany. An old one but it's nothing strange. Sure, I'd kill myself if I was amerilard with that name but I'm not.

Iirc the name originated from the old nordic word "Falur" meaning falcon (as in the bird) and later that name appeared in german regions as well and it was changed to "Falk" which is old high-german and then it got changed to "Falko" in high german. (the language that is the current german)

Callum here.

Gabriel here reporting in from the SUN

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>Eloime

what? hahhaha

Douglas reminds me of that vomit book episode of south park.

Sinead here. Normal name where I'm from, bit odd anywhere else.

Nice image, I'm a fan of bananatwinky too.

Ingmar

Richard.
I've become asocial enough I don't relate with my name anymore, it feels more like an assigned title than a name, but I don't know how a name supposed to feel like, eugh.
I'd feel the same if my name was just a buncha numbers too, I think.

pearl reporting in
what kinds of names would you guys give your children?

my name is Tristan and I am completely socially retarded

nice to meet you fags

my name is Alex
anyone out there named chadwick?

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My name is Roberto

Gonzalo here

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