The Virgin Diaries I

Virgins-

What do you imagine sex feeling like?

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>sex feeling like
Probably like a warm, wet hug

Masturbation against and within another person

Like a warmed up onahole but smellier and more self-conscious

I'm thrusting a rod inside of a wet warm hole while the owner is screaming her lungs out saying she loves me and wants to bear my children
I've heard it before in hentai

Fuck what it feels like - I know it will SMELL LIKE DEATH. Vaginas are so foul.

Ummm obviously I have no clue
Why dont you give us your best analogy, normalfag?

I don't fuckin know, I'm a virgin too you nigger

Kek a looser virgin asking other looser virgins how sex feels like...
Whats next?
Asking the girls on cc how it feels to get a blowjob?

hey man i'm just asking for science. why don't you go play with your little fairy hole and stop being a cunt?

Like jacking off, but a little bit different

I read on this board how your ass muscles will hurt after the first couple times because virgins are not used to using those muscles. Im a bit afraid of that.
But to answer your question, i think a vagina would feel great for my benis

>cunt
Dont talk to me like that user, or I will show you just what a good firm handshake feels like

Like my fleshlight but a bit better but more whiny

Hentai taught me alot about sex

whoaa.. i've never had a handshake before... got kik? ;)))

>kik
Of course, but I need someone experienced. I cant go in for the kill and feel you dead fish in my hand. I need someone as firm and tight as me

Well fuck.
Gotta keep practicing on my body pillow then. I cant come across as a virgin when my first time actually happens

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Well i can guarantee every inch of me has been left untouched... I'm tighter than a 3d printed plastic loli!

god i cringe so fucking hard every time i see that, look at all the people gawking at them holy shit

I think sex is like a warm wave on the shore washing away all the bad feelings you have. Just pure bliss of being with another person and holding them tightly. I imagine touching someone and having them tremble at the feeling of being loved so deeply to share their body with you. This will never happen for me though because the truth is, sex is boring. Its not gross, its just straight up boring. Repeatedly slamming your meatstick into a dumb bitch that is constantly thinking "i wish his dick was bigger" and completely unamused by your efforts to please her. Then the shame of realizing that you cant be like her ex ad knowing that your sex will always be subpar.

So basically like bags of sand and silent tears.
>inb4 being accused of having sex
because i do, all the time. Virgins, stay virgin. These are the best moments of your life. Sex is as drain on your mind and soul. I wish I could go back.
and I absolutely love the smell of good pussy. Its delicious.

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Sometimes I wonder about non penetrative sex.. like what if I just kidnap someone and forcefeed them food until they're so obese they can't move? That shit makes me cum thinking about it

Well then, drop that KiK lad so I can feel that soft untouched palm!

I imagine it feels like a weird, soft, sorta wet feeling around your dick.
It'd be pleasurable because your body would tell you it is, not because it's actually anything special.

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probably like fucking a fleshlight attached to a big warm heavy bag of bones and flesh that can move itself. that sound about right?

I expect the actual act would feel similar to masturbating with a dildo, probably warmer, maybe more clumsy? What I really feel like I'm missing out on is the feeling of a man grabbing me and taking me and making me his as I melt in his arms.

slip slap meat flap squiggly poo

>just wanked to girl on omegle
ask me anything you virginias.

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what's it like to have ascended?