Truck driver actually seems like an incredibly comfy job
Truck driver actually seems like an incredibly comfy job
Sebastian Brooks
Dylan Mitchell
>first delivery is to downtown of urban area with lots of narrow one-way streets
>only 6 inches of clearance on each side of loading dock
Adrian Flores
Their asses probably hurt from sitting all day.
Luis Torres
>they probably have can't pee for 9 hours because of all the driving and no stopping.
Jaxson Brooks
Come to choo choo school. It's basically a robot reform school.
Jaxon Jenkins
You piss in a 64 oz Gatorade container. Everyone knows this.
Mason Bell
also you practically can't jerk off, unless you hit traffic, which is rare for truckers.
Xavier Torres
it does seem like a comfy job
i imagine putting a small television there and binging my favourite movies/anime while driving from calais to edinburgh
played eurotruck simulator and it felt fucking great
Easton Watson
isn't it like, super dangerous though?
i also heard truckers' penises shrink in response to having to drive all day, i haven't gotten any confirmation of that though.
Cameron Gray
>truckers' penises shrink in response to
seeing your mom
Evan Davis
Comphy yes
Angel Wood
You get inspected by the DOT/COPS.
And you have to deal with brain dead idiot driving around, at all times. Even at truck stops, your truck can be hit by some other truck driver, mainly at night.
Parker Jenkins
hey
that's not true.
Angel Davis
No they go on the floor and it just drains down through a system then out on the road
Alexander Watson
I would be a truck driver but I get leg cramps after only a few hours of driving
>tfw racecar driver dreams are ruined
Anthony Edwards
I've always said it's the true profession of a neet. You basically take your bedroom with you on trips across the country, fuck hookers and get paid
Ryder Taylor
>tv while driving
imagine having your insurance revoked on the first day and wasting your CDL license
Daniel Ross
My friend was a truck driver. He only did it for a few months because he nearly crashed the truck 3 times trying to stay awake. Although his brother did it for much longer and he always gave me robot vibes.
Wyatt Anderson
why are you nigger namefagging
Levi Jackson
Trucking is a fucking horrid job. The companies you work for while doing it cut a shit ton of corners and will actively abuse you with no remorse. I've seen to many posts about how shitty the job is. Stay away from it, OP.
Bentley Lewis
Why are you an adult male virgin
Brandon Jenkins
>r9k
>using virgin as an insult
failed normie nigger detected
Jonathan Parker
truck drivers will be the first high paying job eliminated in the coming automation wave
Thomas Hall
>virgin begins chimpout
Let it all out bud, those mean Stacy's are terrible
Jaxon Taylor
>chimp saying chimpout
let's not monkey around, Mr. DeSantis