How do I ask my gf how many dicks she's taken?

How do I ask my gf how many dicks she's taken?

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you don't because she'll just lie anyways

Put a gun to your head and pull the trigger you normalnigger

Wait for winter and piss the question into the snow.

"What's your body count?" Then stare into her eyes as she spaghettis

you can guess by how good she is at sex
also just ask it in a way that lets her save face

No bullshit, just strut up and ask her how many cocks shes taken.
Not like she'll say she has straight to your face even if she rode every cock in the city so you have nothing to lose.

If you can't just ask then leave this relationship.

"Oh hey there, just sucked my first dick, wondering if they all taste the same. How many have you sucked, can you give me some pointers?"

>hey gf how many guys have you had sex with?

Then you kill yourself

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What do you have to look like to get a gf like that?

Trust me, you don't want to know. Consider yourself lucky, I didn't even ask.

Smell her booty. It will trigger a memory of the first guy she had sex with who made had a thing for sniffing female butts.

Why do you care? Just enjoy your time. Life's too short to be insecure over meaningless shit. If she wants to take someone else's dick let her go.

Just ask her has she sucked 37 dicks
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>How do I ask my gf how many dicks she's taken?
Casually and without hesitation.

"Hey do you know what time it is? Also on that note, how many dicks have you sucked?"

>"Hey do you know what time it is? Also on that note, how many dicks have you sucked?"
No, not like that at all.
>Hey, how many guys have you fucked?
If she starts spilling spaghetti then it's likely that she's lying.

I have the same problem. It goes further beyond that though. I want to know how she met those guys, what she told them, what they talked about. Just everything. It's worse because she lied to me about me being her first one and being just as 'weird' and robot as me. She actually lies a lot and is a very normie person. Still haven't ended it really with her yet. She barely even responds to my text messages also. All women are NPC's. Disgusting behaviour.

>go with her to a party that her friends are at
>after her best friend is drunk ask her
>best friend will tell the truth because women have zero loyalty

Before even making her your gf you should know if it's something that would bug you. She's more likely to tell you the truth before you start dating. The best way is to get her drunk and give off a carefree attitude. Tease her and ask her about all the crazy shit she's done, and she'll most likely spill it.

If you ask her all obviously insecure and shit she's gonna lie to you my man. good luck

Tell her about all the dick you've sucked. And bet her that you can do it better than her

Very very carefully

>still hook up with my ex because she's the only pussy I ever had
>one night we get drunk and I ask her how many dude's shes fucked since we broke up
>she'd fucked one guy before me
>now she tells me she's done like 15 in the two years since we broke up
>feelsbadman
>still creampie her tho

only ask/care if you want her to be your wife someday. Obviously only virgins are suitable to marry but if you're just using them for sex it doesn't really matter if your gf is a hoe.

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She'll lie, so it's not worth asking.
Just assume it's over 30.
80 if you also count blowjobs

if she's your gf and you haven't asked yet.. you done fucked up OP

this is a question you ask before you meet or get serious so you know what mindset to approach her with

How will it help you to have that discussion
If you absolutely have to ask then just do it but it's self sabotage pure and simple

How come I never had a braphog like that teaching me SQL