How many of you have delt with Hemorrhoids (piles) and what were some effective ways with getting rid of them...

Yeah don't clip them like that retard said. Squeeze until they pop

I had what I thought was a roid, but it was really a blood clot in a vein beside the asshole. I forget what they are called. Google blood vein by asshole or some such.

ANYWAY, it went away on its own in about 10 days. I just made a point to track the size with my cell and clean around it very well before bed with a witch hazel medicated wipe.

push it back in.
complete instant relief.
a dildo works best.
good luck, and enjoy your new life.

>he didn't use a squat plug

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I thought that was exactly what a hemorrhoid was

You will have to be very careful with diet and your body for 6 months.

I had a serious ass pile that made me scream in the middle of the night, shit was like moving itself, it was awful, and the fucker was there for months of ass wiping and careful diet after.

easy on the whey and dairy
eat lots of complex, whole fiber foods (such as cabbage based ready pac salads, fruids, veggies, not just shit 'FIBER' which will give u runny/ sloppy ass

good, solid shits that dont need much wiping or movement from the ass is what u need

good luck user

Go to a doctor, I went, did what he told me and after a month they went away.
>got some of these anus pills
>bathe your ass in warm cammomille tea
>use some kind of a cream
>stop using toilet paper and start using a bidet

This is about hemoroids, not prolapses, you single-minded gutterslut faggot

My ass itches every night, how do I know if it's hemorrhoids?

see if you can feel a blood diamond

what's a blood diamond?

these are

It might be worms actually

How to know if they're works, and how to get rid of worms?

They be in yur colon. They is tiny. They is wiggly. They come from the land of undercooked meats, and rarely fish.

Check shit, if you see tiny stringy moving things, its worms.

You can take pills for them. I used to have them as a kid, which apparently is pretty common. Adults not so much

Dude you have tapeworms. Get a test ASAP. They make your ass itch so you will scratch it instinctively during night, their eggs get under your nails and when you put them in youe mouth or someting boom, new generation.

Avoid mud poop. Eat good greens. Fixed

Pop a piece of garlic up there if you don't have pills yet.

are ypu om drugs?

Wouldn't tapeworms have other symptoms as well? My shit is normal (no diarrhea), I have no pains or any kind, no dizziness, I don't feel weak or anything, my lifts keep going up etc

Witch Hazel to ease the burning, Psyllium Husk capsules for fiber with a glass of water 3x daily. The fiber abosrbs water as it passes through you bowels, lubricating them. This reduces the tearing.
.t someone who had hemorrhoids for almost a decade before seeking treatment.

>not using wire snips

>are ypu om drugs?
Ironic

eww

This is how pinworks work, not tapeworms. Tapeworms reproduce inside of your intestines without needing exterior influence.

Shove an ice cube up your ass (srs).

I've realized the quality of toilet paper is incredibly important. Bad, thick, rough paper = roids. Growing up my mom and grandma always bought absolutely shit tier toilet paper and had hemorrhoid's issues their whole lives, meanwhile when I switched to soft ass quality paper my anus was saved.

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drink a lot of water

I go hemorrhoids after my last vacation. Coincidentally drank/ate like a drunken pig all day log, every day.
Solution was: back to my diet (already high fiber, high protein, no alcohol, lots of water), taper spicy foods, avoid touching the area - wipe carefully with wet wipes or even take a quick shower after defecating - it deflated itself in 5-6 weeks.
Anti-inflammation cream might help too, but diet worked best.

>what were some effective ways with getting rid of them?
Cut them.
I'll empty out and heal in a day.

Fast

i got a tiny one, but it didnt grow
it lasted 4 days and went away

I thoroughly wash my ass in bidet every time I shit.
If work does not have bidet, well fuck you work I’ll use the god damn sink.
I would make a drawing to show you how I wash my ass in the sink but I don’t have drawing app on my phone.

long term fast and theyll disppear. fastest and best method desu.
try dryfasting too

don't panic about the blood and just let my body do its thing
i remember my first hemorrhoid like it was yesterday. Man I was so panicked.

youtube.com/watch?v=dcS3363jci8

DONT do this it makes mustard gas

its probably either hemmorhoids or anal fissures.

This (kindof) worked for me. The 'roid went away after I started playing with my ass more. Genuine butt toys, as a bonus prostate massage feels pretty good.

No desire to fuck/get fucked by one, but them gays are on to something. Need to get the girl into pegging.

I wonder how many people will get the reference.
But you missed the most important point, be an über jew.

No, a roid is a bulging vein leaving your as hole or on the asshole. A blood clot to the side is slightly different.

Haven't had hemorrhoids in a while but I am dealing with very itchy anal fissures now. That shit won't go away no matter what.

I had it once. Basically I started eating only food that contains fiber and it went away after some time. Mine didn't look as bad as yours tho'.
Also, guys, get on with the times, get wet wipes. If you don't want to spend a lot of money, then start with the regular tp and end the wiping with 1-2 wet wipes.

stop using your phone on the toilet, sit down when you have to poop, do your business, and your done. I have gone from 10 minute shits to being done in under a minute, and my problems went away

The real solution is to push it back in your anus. No need for any medication or cream, just do that and you're good.

the doctor will either give you surgery or put a small bandaid around them untill they fall off in like 2-4 weeks. Just go to the doctor, don't try to bandaid them yourself

WTF Jow Forums ? forget everything you read here and get surgery. Go visit a doctor asap

go vegan

just to add to the ass itch discussion, my butthole was so itchy a few weeks ago. thought I had pinworms. took this liquid medicine and it didn't go away, but I started applying coconut oil which is a real good moisturizer and anti bacterial, and it helped relieve the distress. don't wipe too much and too hard guys, and wash your ass in the shower.

If you have loose stools, rather than wipe your ass 20 times, install a detachable shower head and spritz your troubles away.

Fasting cured them for me, but I also fasted for a considerably large amount of time, over a month.

if there's blood and can feel a "pit" in your asshole skin then you have a fissure. they're actually pretty common and simple to treat

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How do you even get hemorrhoids? Is it just poor hygiene

Hey user it's good that's my anus too.

I've had internal hemorrhoids so bad I wanted to kill myself. Fucking doctor wanted to do some bullshit I wasn't down with. Most of the issue is caused from poor diet, dehydration, straining while going to the bathroom. I started taking probiotics, apple cider vinegar, sauerkraut, to get a healthy dose of gut microbes. Stopped eating wheat, drinking beer, coffee, anything that caused dehydration, or is hard to process, has pesticides in it. Reduce meat intake to a minimum, increase fiber. One of the things that helped the most was using slippery elm and aloe vera to soften stool, makes life so much easier. DO all, or just some of this, and you should fix the problem pretty quickly. I stayed on this path after the issue was fixed and I've never felt better in my entire life. Good luck brother.

What the fuck

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When will they learn? Its like they didnt even read the sticky...

I used to shit puddles of blood when I had roids. Got rid of mine when I stopped drinking booze and started eating more fruit/veg, and stopped eating processed foods.

Cleared up completely.

medfag here, listen up you little bois

If youre experiencing pain: lidocaine creme
If you also have fissures: diltiazem creme
Go fix your fucking diet, just google it.
To relief pain, buy a hot sitz bath thingy online and some epson salt, do that a few times a day. In terms of treatment, if you got healthcare or got some money you could look into rubberband ligation, most white countries got it. if anyone got questions ill be around for a few more min

forgot to add; you can take a macragol supplement, preferably with electrolytes so you dont die

>medfag here
>recommend numerous creams instead of telling these retarded children to literally go to the doctor to get rubber band ligation

did you read what I said or not? you having a stroke?

Had one for a few weeks, just ignored it. When it got worse put a bit of E45 cream on it, but did my best not to itch or anything.

Look at your diet
Eat lots of boiled cabbage
Use germoloid (hemorrhiod cream)

dude
STOP PUSHING
get a squatty potty, ffs

youre kidding.. r-right user?

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just pop it

Yeah I've had them a few times, one time really bad.

If I get a normal one hanging down, then what I do is not wipe any more, instead I pour a small bath after every shit and gently wash the shit off. The warm water also helps it feel better. Obviously if you had a bidet that would be better. And over a few days it shrinks and after a week or more it's gone.

When I had a really bad one, it was really fucking bad. It hurt to sit down. And it hurt to stand. And it hurt 24/7, a really bad kind of pain that couldn't be ignored. I booked an emergency doctor appointment, and she had a look and said "yeah that's a haemmorrhoid", while I choked back tears, then she prescribed me some strong prescription painkillers and I took them until the hammorrhoid shrank.

That's called a Perianal Fissure. It happened to me when I went all out on my ab routine and then stood in front of the mirror flexing my abs over and over for progress pics.

Since I quit doing that they haven't come back.

pin worms specifically. Search for videos if you want to be grossed out.

are you trying to kill him? if you do this you are going to get massive amounts of shit in them and may get gangrene. Only positive that might lead to if you live is if gangrene inflammates your penis, you will have a permanently larger penis

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OP Here,
Thank you for all the comments, I didn't really think there would be this many replies for this thread but its been a decent one

As for my hemorrhoids, after just a couple of days i've already noticed a great decrease in size and irritation and i'm confident they are about to disappear soon.

Here are some of the solutions i've tried:
Garlic Steam bath: I honestly didn't see much in the way of results but maybe that's because i did it only once. It just makes your whole ass smell like garlic for days but im assuming its good for killing off bacteria and what not.
Wipes and Shower: Probably the easiest to do. This just kept my ass nice and clean to avoid infection and shit
Dieting and eating more fiber: Funny because I just started dieting about a week and a half ago due to constipation and stomach problems, but anyways i'm still doing this so hopefully it improves my Piles.
Exercise: I run and hit the gym often, no need to change anything
Poop Time: This is where my problems might be coming from, I'm pretty constipated a lot (thus changing my diet and drinking more water) and because of that i tend to spend too much time on the John and pushing turds out a bit to hard. Im now spending less time shit'n and push'n and hopefully this helps. Not bring my phone in with me either.
Finally...
Quadriderm Cream: Asked a family member if they had anything for Piles and they did. This cream. It's basically some sort of steroid cream and it actually worked pretty well. Irritation was gone and started noticing results after about a day and a half.

Hopefully this information also helps you brothers.

Godspeed Anons

user pls

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Hi OP, medfag here. Advice for hemorrhoids goes like:
>Do not eat foods that clog up your poop chute, try to incorporate fiber into your diet and avoid white rice, cheese and bread so your poop is smoother
>To aid the piece of intestine that is coming out of your buttcrack I'd advise you to buy mallow from a store and do seated baths, it helps with inflammation.

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How do you guys even get these fucking things? Everyone in my family has them too almost but my ass has been dandy, don't think I do anything special.

Kek I just got that one

You cure them by sitting in warm milk. Feels good too

>Big Dairy: The Post
>>Not just good for drinking, but also for bathing!

I can’t stop laughing at this

pushing too hard to get your shits out

if you are constipated often or eat too much protein, your shits will widen so u have to push hard to get them out, could expose a blood vessel which become hemorroids

eat a bunch of fiber to fix and stay off the opiates to avoid constipation and STAY HYDRATED

I've dealt with hemorrhoids for a few years now andhad great success doing the following:

Warm bath directly after BM
Miralax daily
metamucil daily

The fucking haunted hemorrhoid.

nah dude you have pinworm, stick some tape to your ass at night and check in the morning if you have any worms stuck on the tape. Tapeworms leave eggs in your shit and make you tired as hell

top jej
I recommend u eat a bowl of oats every morning
Fixed mine right up desu

Ah wasn't aware, thanks for the heads up

Had the same problem for 2 months, Get some cream for hemorrhoids it costs around 20 dollars and it's gone after 5 days ur welcome

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