/britfeel/

He realised what an angry arsehole I was basically. How did you lose your friend?

just got home a few minutes ago laddo, drizzle but no heavy rain, pretty comfy

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oh
>How did you lose your friend?
he got depressed and an hero'd

Glad you're back pal xxx

glad to be back in a quiet but comfy thread pallo, got a fair few pictures tonight ill get to work on squashing them to under 2mb when my phone has charge a bit more, whats everyone upto?

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just lounging about, think my cats are off their nut on catnip again

Watching the NFL. I've been watching it for 15+ years before it was normie.

What's a good strategy for females?

A lad asmed yesterday if a YouTube comment section was sarcastic or not. Here I have to ask the same thing, who are these nutcases and why are there so many of them stuffed with upvotes?? youtu.be/NZXFmHzYyHI

post pics of stoned cats for the lads

any good? i used to watch it when i was younger but hardly ever watch it now, always supported Green Bay just because it looked cold there and i like cold places

what kind of strategy for females? regarding what?

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Spent the night babysitting work colleagues who can't handle their drink lads. Is it worth the hangover in the morning? Probably not.

How do you get them to like you and relate to what they want to talk about?

despite being an ex-norman im not all that good with the women folk, only had 2 girlfriends and one of them was a certified nutter so im not sure if youd even count her, only thing i can suggest is ask lots of questions, that will make them think youre interested in them and if you dont share any interests or hobbies then act like you do, dont pretend to like something they like since youll probably get caught lying, just ask them about it and let them teach you, and ofcourse act interested and like you like it, even if you dont

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stoned cat for the lads

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Actually rather like arianas album
Nice to have something in the charts which I enjoy for a change

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Want to move into London. Wanna live in a shit sharehouse.
Drink tins outside in the urban landscape.

Up bright and early for work again

Was having a nice dream about yoghurts

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>being forced to get job seekers allowance if I want to crash at my mams
>don't want a fucking penny of the govnent since it's fucked everyones lives it touches
feelsbadman, just want a fucking job already

>keep hearing what sounds like an air raid siren in the distance

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Eating mirco pizza while watching DOOM, underrated action movie imo

Who stayed up and who's getting up?

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Bright and early? It's dark outside mate. Microwave... Pizza?

I'm going chinese buffet at midday with my sister and mum. Only 8 hours left.

Having a quick cup of coffee then getting changed and embarking into the darkness

I think I look really pretty today which has put me in a smiley mood

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Chicago deep pans i'll have you know are rather tasty, i hope you get food poisoning off some dodgy chink.ribs.
Have a more apt Wojak

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I'm just watching YouTube vids in bed. About to sleep soon. I have to be up early to go into town.

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What are you adventuring into town for?

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Why am I still up
Kill me

Every couple of days i have to get up at night to do a wee. I wee quite a lot during the day too, but i also drink a lot of water. Anyone else with this feel?

Spidermans very fun lads, I think it's because I went in with 0 hype. Wasn't even planning on getting it

You have diabetes, senpai

I never get up to piss but one night i did dream i was pissing and pissed irl
This the new one? had fun times with Spider Man 2

I need to get some money out of the bank and to get cinema tickets for tonight.

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>This the new one?
Aye lad, I loved Spider Man 2 and this was one seems better than that so far. The swinging about is just perfect, could do it for days on end

Not him but what you going to see lad? And who with, got a date lined up helper lad?

Doesn't the new one auto aim the webslinging?
i second this

>Doesn't the new one auto aim the webslinging?
Yeah as long as you're below a rooftop height. Just press R2 but the momentum feels amazing and it feels very smooth. I loved Spider Man 2s swinging but this one feels like it just le works. My only real gripe is the game is extremely easy, well at least early on, not sure if it gets harder

morning lads. it's another night where I get 3 hours sleep, wake up in a cold sweat, and cant go back to sleep
youtube.com/watch?v=Av5Jb52yFBo

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You should go to the potions seller

tongues all healed so i can lick my gobstopper again! also just woke up and had a nice big type 4

youtube.com/watch?v=YRzlQvXVMuU

shit lad could do with one of them. when I was a kid id just buy them, dissolve them in water, take the gum and drink the solution like a little spastic.

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check your local b&m, where i got mine

After cleaning up my act a bit it appears I have become chad enough to pull some slag at a club. However I've been whacking it to 2d for most of my life and have recently found that the minute I hear a girl moan in porn I nut. I'm worried this may transfer over to real life and I need your help lids

you read 2d not watch it, dumdum

there was a little corner shop we'd all go to before they sold it and we never saw from them again, local one, owned by this paki lad. I was good friends with his son. I swear, a couple quid could buy you the whole shop back then, it was great. fucking miss that old bastard.

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>want to go to a club that plays stuff like bassline, tech house, garage, all that
>mates say no they want to stick with their top 40 playing clubs

fuck sake, do I go on my own? bit of a scary thought but it could be worth it. but I imagine the kind of people to go those kind of events are rough as fuck

Just listen to KISSTORY m8

Real question though, are there pizza missions youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y, if so I might pi.....ah never mind it's casualised

ill go with you lad we'll have a right laugh.

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what did you expect tho lad. it's a capeshit title, it has to be.

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Having a little listen lad, not what i'm after but some absolute bangers on there

I'm going to see The Nun with mummy.

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Of course I read it, but decided to switch to 3d in the event i actually get some. I just find that I really have trouble lasting when I hear 3d grills moan, and I'm worried this will affect me if I end up doing the secks

im gonna take my dad to see predator when it comes out! mum wants to see that giant shark film though

I expected it to not be normiefied; yet people are heralding as if it's fucking Game of the Year or Best in Franchise

>I expected it not to be normified
lad, after all this avengers shite what else would it be. it's the market. it's not some niche thing anymore.

fucking forgot to add pic related dinni

fucking don't remind me lad too fuckin painful, everything nows gotta have some fuking EU to it

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The Spiderman 2 swinging was excellent but because of the age there was so much random gimmicky shit that could fuck up your momentum and bring you to a halt, like if you slightly clipped a building.

Spiderman PS4 does pretty much everything better than Spiderman 2 did. Take off the mostalgia goggles

Spiderman 2 web swinging is free aim and great
Nu Spiderman is arkham knight with quick time events and auto aim web swinging

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Spider Man PS4 doesn't have bruce campbel. no buy!

>first day at new job today
wish me luck lads. ironed my shirt and got my suit dry cleaned and everything

Good luck pal, what job is it?

Cheers lad, starting an audit graduate scheme at a mid tier accounting firm. Everyone seems pretty nice that I have met so far and the hours are supposedly pretty good too

>Nu Spiderman is arkham knight with quick time events
A beat em up?

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never ends does it
news.sky.com/story/sex-at-gunpoint-telford-child-abuse-victims-speak-out-11494786

>going outside
normies deserve it

>making it the top news item
wow racist

>VIP client
>Tea stain on my shirt

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recommended /britfeel/ vpn?

Real quiet hours this morning

>my boomer parents care more about their cats than they do me

Things are getting bad...
news.sky.com/story/nigger-fucking-everywhere-lads

Really hungry but there's nowhere open except Greggs at this hour and I already went there yesterday

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sometimes I feel sad and scared and I wish I didn't have to feel like that

Just learned that post op trannies can orgasm, mental

Watching this anime Overlord.
Found myself thinking this albino lizardperson is cute... fucking hell lads.
Slippery slope innit.

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at college today lads
anyone else?

are you a cute 16yo boi

Not me, real wagie hours. What do you do at college

Thread is so slow this morning

>college
hope you're some yank and not some 16 year old lad. and nah I'm off for uni don't go back for another 3 weeks. It's an easy life

>Going down the M40
>Just passing High Wycombe

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18. four year course, I'm doing a trade :3
I'm cute though desu

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aaaaahhh the morning cup of tea, there's nothing better

Hmmmmmm my friend is starting today at a job with a similar job description. Are you working for Deloitte?

are you on estrogen? those breasts look weird

drop in and say hello to /ourtim/

How's everyones days going lads?

>waiting for chinese goods to come through door.

knee high socks too, very suspicious

im waiting for some new shoes to arrive

>Trade
>Jow Forums tranny

Made me chuckle

enjoy your importee child bride user