Do you consider your self a sexual beast?

Do you consider your self a sexual beast?
For those of you who never had sex, how well do you think you'll perform?

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>For those of you who never had sex, how well do you think you'll perform?
poorly. I've seen various chads saying that once you have a girl in bed that everything comes naturally. But nothing else with relating to other people or figuring out what they're thinking and feeling or responding appropriately to that has ever come naturally to me, so I assume that it wouldn't in bed, either.

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First time I went for 40 minutes she moaned a lot but didn't cum

The next day she gave me s critique and I made her cum 4x with penetration. I've never forgot the critique

>uses Jow Forums
>is a sexual beast
Pick 1

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>I've never forgot the critique
elaborate???

I'm very good in bed but I had gfs to practice. It's a skill I learned because the first time I had sex my dick broke.. twice .. literally. Never give up.

>For those of you who never had sex, how well do you think you'll perform?
Depends on who it's with, could be good or bad. And if it's with the perfect person I may be able to keep going after I cum the first time.
I'm saving my first time for that perfect person I'll never find because I'm not looking for her.

I kinda do, although not in a explosive energy many positions kinda way, I just like to get them and myself really in the zone and make the sensations more and more subtle. So far it's worked out pretty good (Lost my virginity at 24, am now 27).

Here's my tips;

Not holding your breath, but allowing your breath to circulate through your body, and loosening tension in your abdomen. Holding tension will make you cum faster. Pay attention to the sensations next time you jerk it, I feel like it's normal to tense up as you get closer since it increases the feeling of orgasm. But if you're uptight, physically, mentally, if you haven't had sex before, whatever it is, you'll shoot your load much faster. So take notice of how you fap and see how this can actually train you to have sex in a sub optimal way. Clearly we know the difference between sex and masturbation but there's a lot of shared unconscious behaviors that just apply to any form of sexual feeling.

Second tip is movement in general. Rather than thrusting just with your hips like you're just moving on one axis, try and roll your whole body into the movement, you can learn to do this in a way that doesn't expend much energy. This way rather than the girl feeling just the impact point you get much more sensory activity, as you get all these little slow movements in different directions from moving sensually.

Reducing or stopping porn does help a lot with any kind of sexual dysfunction. I'm on it now since it's addictive as hell and i'm pretty lazy, but I've done two 100+ day streaks in the last few years and it really does make sex (and life) feel better.

>For those of you who never had sex, how well do you think you'll perform?
Probably terrible, my dick is below average, im out of shape, and honestly just not a very sexual person so i wouldnt know what im doing

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The one time I tried to have sex I came in my pants and the girl fondling me laughed her ass off. Instead of having sex she only let me lick her pussy, but then I couldn't make her cum so I just had to sit on the floor and listen to her masturbating. Since then I've been too scared to hit on girls or try to have sex again because it was so humiliating.

user how bad were you at fucking that you broke your dick twice? I know it was your first time but it's not rocket science

Extremely if I go no fap. Went 40 days one time and I began following housewives around my neighborhood trying to chat them up

Did you bed any of these housewives?

>larping as tyrone9in
kek
you would have been more accurate to say
>stick cock in
>pull cock out
>she cums

No, unfortunately. I was amazed at how fearless I was though. It was extremely distracting though

Greentext the memorable ones

I went raw on her and she was asian virgin
always make sure the hole is lubed
desu I didn't even know vaginas could lube at this time

>Reducing or stopping porn does help a lot with any kind of sexual dysfunction
good job tossing away your credibility

Like, you just stuck it in? what about foreplay?

I am a sensual God!

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How the fuck did you break your dick anyway

What credibility? we're anonymous and I have nothing to gain from whether anyone cares at all. Like I said, I'm using porn now, but sex was undeniably better when I was off it. There are thousands of stories out there about people who've had the same experience. I really don't care if you don't believe it.

We went directly to the penetration, the only foreplay was undressing and looking at each other

The skin attached to the head of the dick teared apart on one side, there was blood everywhere. Yes it was horrible.

>The skin attached to the head of the dick teared apart on one side
Jesus christ man
Also where on the dick? I'm having a hard time imagining how a bit of friction would cause your skin to break
Do you mean to say that it split your dick down the pee hole?

a lot of shitty plain conversations (I was horny but was shit at seduction), but one time
>around day 40 of nofap
>start edging to porn
>sit on the toilet seat for 3 hours straight edging to milfs
>lose it and decide I need to do something else
>go outside, still browse porn on phone
>see neighbor walking down street
>housewife, blonde, D cup? boob always pushed up, thicc but not fat, always wearing tight white pants
>start walking up to her, eyes lock on her tight pants showing her butt swaying
>instantly get boner
>wearing basketball shorts, it's like a fucking algonquin longhouse in my pants
>she turns around and I instinctively crouch like a fucking video game character in a stealth mission
>she says hi to me and starts walking over
>dick stays hard seeing her front
>pretend to tie my shoes and flex my toes in as hard as I possibly fucking can to move blood away from penis
>she walks up and stands over me
>mfw I sometimes have milf fetishes where they stand right over me, look at me through their breasts, and order me to jack off
>fantasy is playing in my head as my feet get cramps from flexing in toes
>think I'm going to fall over and show the tent in my pants
>that would be a disaster
>that would also be really hot
>chatting with her about generic BS
>go all out and grind my teeth, raise my eyebrows as high as I can, ball my fists, clench my stomach and butt to get blood from penis
>finally she stops talking and goes away
>run to forest and rub pants on tree until I break my nofap streak

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Care to share chadanon?

I'm great in bed. I can stay hard inside of my girlfriend after climax and continue for as long as she wants to go. The maximum for me finishing was 5 times - then I was still able to stay hard, just not come again.

>how well do you think you'll perform?
not well. I mean I'll give it my best shot but my penis is small and i have no experience so I've already lost
best case scenario is some girl is lazy enough to take disappointing sex so I can at least get it in once

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God I want to bury my face in those tits

Those are sex dolls user
Just buy the dolls and you can do it

are these sex dolls?

I understand and feel you friend, I don't feel optimistic about how I'd do either, at least I am about average size, but I have been told when it comes to what to actually do, instinct will take over and you'll just know. I hope that's true

Of all the times I've had sex, every single one has given me the same shtick
>Oh my god your cock is huge it's perfect I love it
>That was so fucking good
>Uses words like amazing constantly
I legitimately don't know if they've been fucking with me. At least two were random girls from tinder, one of which hated my guts, so I don't know why they'd lie. But still it feels so uncanny. People say this shit to you no matter what, right?

I want to be proud but it just feels like I must be so awful they were going easy on me or something.

lol you dont feel me faggot
regular-dicked bitchboy normalfaggot kys

>you can learn to do this in a way that doesn't expend much energy
Can you expand on this? What ways are there?

it teared a good chuck of it but did not affect the tip, only the skin bellow attached to it. It wasn't friction it was a one way trust with all my weight that teared because she was too tight and not lubed. Lucky for her she did not get hurt except the hymen.

Damn. still painful as fuck
I have a different issue
My dick is curved downward fairly sharply, 1 or 2 inches away from shaft. So sometimes positions feel slightly awkward. or when she starts moving her hips it feels like she's gonna rip my dick off because it was already at the extreme bottom of my range of freedom