Anyone else prefer MILFs over girls their age or younger?

They were always swingers bro.

I'm only attracted to women way younger than me (legal, of course) or women way older

Wifey. One of the earlier internet pork stars.

sauce that

Why are you so dick obsessed?

And don't worry, men die younger.

*porn

The only Milf I would ever accept is one that was artificially inseminated through surgery so her hymen is intact. She also had to have a c-section so childbirth didn't effect the Vagina

I would only truly love a virgin girl

how do you obtain

???

Why? You want the worst milf sex ever?

only a few
I prefer lolis desu

is anyone gonna answer this question>?

i got ogled by a cougar during my run the other day #metoo

to answer your question no, i don't have interest in experienced women

here you dummy

Yes, I only watch milf porn

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women 10+ years older than me definitely treat me better than girls my age

>start getting really into traps and shemale porn
>use hot milfs and lesbian milf porn to break that trend
>jacking to a generic 'mommy joi' video
>starts talking about getting me to suck cock for her enjoyment
>says some shit about wanting to see her boy getting fucked like a girl
>absolute diamonds

I cannot escape

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You're programmed that way...

Cause that definitely helps a lot

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I've never understood the appeal of Tara, she is disgusting as fuck, in fact I think the incest porn that's coming out lately is fucked up.

Every single porn production now reproduces the "not mom not son fuck each other" with all the acceptable form, like stepmoms, aunts or foster mom...

Where did this fetish come from?
Why would you want to fuck your mom?

This
>try to find some good Milf jois
>enjoy light mom roleplay(Milf referring to herself as "mommy" or whatever)
>everything is incredibly detailed creepy mother seducing her biological son roleplay or some weird shit with forced bi "hypno", cucking (by your mom?), or cum eating shit
>have to settle for 5 year old videos I've jacked it to 1000 times because everything new is too degenerate and autistically detailed

Where are the masturbation instruction videos where I'm not supposed to get cucked by my mom and made to put on a dress and eat BBC cum out of her ass while jacking off into my own mouth?

Do we actually need to contact these bitches and have a personal video made specifying that there must be no faggotry? Who is even paying for that shit?

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literally google wifey pornstar you helpless retard

milfs are my age. welcome to hell.

how old?

original

I can only get off to MILFs before I was sexually abused by a woman in her 40s when I was in my late teens and early 20s and I can't get over her because I truly love her and still feel like we are soulmates but she's off fucking other people, I want to kill myself I miss her so bad

>starting to love a girl online
>we met and still hung out in the same video/chat room
>she gets mad at me for liking milfs
>"why don't you go find some stupid mommy?"
>"will you be my stupid mommy?"
>"y-yes"

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Why do you make up stories on the internet user?

Greentext time user-san

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>implying I made it up
Read em and weep

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cringe, guaranteed this is a fembot.

I was working as a bouncer for a beer garden once and a drunk hot MILF came up to me and started flirting. Something was awaken in me that day. Trashy bimbo milfs are best.

>Anyone else prefer MILFs over girls their age or younger?
im literally a pedo unironically, but I dont like 3D woman

I am 26 and find teen pornstars creepy looking these days.

I am autistic and search boobpedia for sluts born in 1992-1995

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turkey basters

I couldn't get a milf to save my life

i hate my life

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IKTF JOI buddy. I just like having cute girls tell me to touch my dong. not how I am a faggot cuck no one will ever fuck.

Every woman becomes a milf if you're with her long enough.

Think about it.

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Ah yes the forcefeeding hotdog torture.

Share it now

This fucking scares me. The clock keeps ticking.

>best advice I've gotten is to go to bars to pick up milfs
>tfw don't drink
End me

What does it matter? If you didn't get any pussy before you won't get after.

If milfs were your age it would be a blessing as you can actually fuck an intensively experienced bitch, but guess what? They don't want to date you.

dummy, that's the age they get desperate at

>tfw cant wait for gf to become MILF tier
She already has big milkers, now I just need to put a kid in her

heh, Gave me a chuckle

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incest is the sweetest of loves thats why

>dummy, that's the age they get desperate at

it's a myth, they don't get desperate, even after aging.

I have only ever been attracted to milfs and lolis, never teens, even when I was a teen. I've been fapping to nothing but mushy granny puss and tight child buttholes ever since I was 14.

Lost virginity my freshman year of college to an early 40s milf in my accounting class. It was down south, she thought my boston accent was "exotic", only took 3 weeks for her to suggest going to the parking lot for some shenanigans. Kept it up once a week or so throughout the semester, fun times.

How/why did it end?

Wifey

Yep. Thicc white milfs are my thing

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if you stick your dick inside of her, she isn't virgin anymore, retard

22 with 32y.o Korean gf here. AMA.

I do until they remove their clothes and all the stretch marks, flat ass and saggy tits are displayed at full attention

I fucked a woman in her early 40s when i was in my early 20s, her bf must have had a pencil dick or something because she was so tight and had massive firm tits. She didnt have kids.

Incest is only acceptable if it's (presented as, not necessarily have to be) blood-related and if the woman is attractive.

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>How do i get a milf most of them on dating sites dont look for younger guys, and the one i could have slept with couldnt get pregnant anymore
>how do i get one bois?
>how do you obtain
>22 with 32y.o Korean gf here. AMA.
Is that even already MILF aeg? Doesn't that only start with late 30s/early 40s women?
>I fucked a woman in her early 40s when i was in my early 20s, her bf must have had a pencil dick or something because she was so tight and had massive firm tits. She didnt have kids.

I have the same question as the other two anons. Should I get myself a MILF/cougar gf? I have finished my studies and will be doing an internship in a new city starting next month. Should I either try to get a gf my own age, or an older gf? What do you guys think? One part of me thinks it might be hot to be shown all the essentials by an attractive, experienced woman. The other part thinks I should wait for 'the one' because it will feel much more special. I am an attractive guy (I would say 7.5-8/10, 40 yo women told me I'm attractive in the past), but not very muscular and am averagely equipped. While I am actually good at conversations, I have found in the past that I am rather autistic when it comes to talking with women (I only know how to talk about men's topics like politics or sports). Also, I have literally no prior experience with women.
Anyways, do you guys recommend that I go for a MILF gf? And should I try Tinder (I am based in Europe BTW)? So far I am thinking not, because there are mainly sluts looking for ONSs on this app (young and old).

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There is this one cute 33 year old girl at work who is married I which I was a bit older but she is probably to wholsome for me anyway
(I am 23 btw)

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This thread is relevent to my interests

But sadly in my experience old women suck

They are mostly jaded, calculating, insecure, and worried about being used even though (because?) theyve already been used by 8453958349508345 dudes

Young chicks especially jb are by contrast cute, outgoing, optimistic and curious which is of course precisely why dating them is taboo or in some cases illegal

This is usually the case I find. There are some older women who are still fun and haven't gone bitter over the years but that's probably because they're married and have had healthy lifestyles generally.

desu older men (me talking) are kinda the same :/

Rereading my post, I realized I realized I could literally be talking about myself if you just replaced "dudes" with "women" (meaning, used for free meals, as a shoulder to cry on and all that shit)

Christ I need to get my shit together :(

a self-aware boomer is a dangerous thing

can't believe wifey went black. Fucking whore. I hope her kids kill themselves.

I'm really into that because of a girl I almost fucked back when I was in school

I'm already scared of women, I'm significantly more scared of older women, so I'd prefer not.

I don't give a shit about that but fuck trying to raise someone else's child.

i like older chicks with huge tits, younger with huge tits, mid 30s with huge tits. basically any age as long as they are not a disgusting trash chestlet

>tfw I had a chance to fuck 8/10 milfs on two separate occasions
>not just a case of her seeming interested, but straight up inviting me to come home with her
>tfw got cock blocked by uncontrollable circumstances right at the last possible second, both times

God doesnt want me to be happy, and fate doesnt want me to succeed. what the fuck do I do

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Dont give up. You will fuck an old lady, I believe in you, user.

>Marrying a MILF
Are you just pretending to be retarded? Most of the time, they just want a younger boy toy to play with rather than an actual relationship with someone 20 years younger.

Thanks user. Just gotta keep our chins up, right?

>I do until they remove their clothes and all the stretch marks, flat ass and saggy tits are displayed at full attention
>i like older chicks with huge tits, younger with huge tits, mid 30s with huge tits. basically any age as long as they are not a disgusting trash chestlet
Those fit MILFs who are still very fit and nice hair but with some curves and nice large, wrinkly breasts get me rock-hard! It must feel absolutely amazing to fill all her wrinkles with your c*m. And to have her look at you, the young stud, with a glowing, happy face, because you have finally made her feel like a woman again. Her not lying there like a dead fish, as young girls do, but going absolutely wild and puting on a show for you. Is it as glorious as I imagine it to be, anons?

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I like MILFs. I've always wanted one to teach me how to be good in bed. I've slept with three women around my age and apparently I'm horrible. I cum too fast and don't know what I'm doing. I want a big butt older woman to show me the way.

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I hear you. Im getting to the age where the age bracket of women that turned me on most arent really all that much older. Otoh, I had inadvertently planned ahead by training my brain to be attracted to older women rather than being trapped in a lifelong hell of lusting after unattainable women decades younger than me. So I got that going for me at least.

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Depends on the MILF in question.
>a milf had a dick inside them
No fucking shit Sherlock, why do you think they are call MOM I like to fuck?

Where's my innocent pure virgin MILF?

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It all depends on you, though. There are guys in their 40s absolutely pulling in teenagers because they look at 40 what other guys do at 20. Im friends with a 42 year old guy and I know for a fact that if he werent already engaged to his waifu he could be with any woman he wanted

sometimes, my preferences in women change daily.

Any woman who hits milf age without ever getting laid is going to be the female equivalent of a grand wizard. Theres a reason shes a Virgin user, and if no other man has wanted her for the 20 plus years that shes been available, then you likely wont either

Not sure if it counts as desperation, but one phenomenon Ive come across a couple of times is women who spent a long time in a shitty marriage who tend to be wild when they break free. Years spent "trying to make it work", husbands an asshole or abusive, cant get it up, whatever. Once they get that freedom theyre like a runaway train trying to make up for years of shitty sex or no sex. Those type of women are a joy to find. Women who have had a more normal and fulfilling life are hit or miss.

I was making fun of that other robot.

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If you live in a shitty area then mothers are all desperate to get some excitement. Even if it's just talking with them for like 20mins they're visibly happy

Bumperino for milf gfs

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this
plus older women actually like attention and compliments. They are way more approachable and give out very clear signals.
I once told this older woman at my gym that her hair was nice. She usually always has it in a ponytail so that it doesn't interfere with her workout, but this time she had it down. I swear she almost pulled down her panties right then and there. She blushed and smiled from ear to ear.I still see her around every now and then, and she is super touchy flirty with me. I am going to get a fit mommy gf, boys.

I want to be shrunken and be inside a milfs asshole.

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bumpin, aboriginally

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the touchy part is very accurate, they love to hold hands, hug and even have their asses touched

Semester ended and we went our separate ways. She was just looking for some fun, I had no objections, my 18 year old brain just said ok.

FUCK WHO IS THIS JESUS

>She blushed and smiled from ear to ear.I still see her around every now and then, and she is super touchy flirty with me.
>the touchy part is very accurate, they love to hold hands, hug and even have their asses touched
Do they really have that glow, desu? Do they light up and act like a crushing teenage girl when they notice your interest? Does the attention from a fit mommy feel as awesome as I think it does?