This will never be you

>this will never be you

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good I can’t stand fat fuckos

>tfw no mommy on a permabulk
i should just end it rn

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For England, James?

Current gf is between 2-3 rn. How long do I have . boiiss.

Fuck you I was about to post this

Look at my work, ye mighty, and despair!

15-life, you sick pedo

He gets happier the fatter she gets

He always was a cunning linguist.

kek

No, for Wales.

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I figure she doesn't come from Sardines, James.

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I'm sure I read somthing about him saying he'd divorce his wife if she tried losing weight.


Good for him, and her.

He was the best Bond. Prove me wrong

You’re already dead

>*blocks your path*

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Four dinners, James?

I don't understand how you could hate on this lol. Sometimes I really wonder what it is that most guys on Jow Forums are looking for.

What did he see lads?

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she gets bigger, he gets happier

This is what you should strive for in life.

There's nothing to hate on. He's the happiest man alive

Good taste desu

>gf at 2
>gf going towards 1
>honest talk about the gym and diet has helped
>she lifts 2 times per week, climbs 3
>we do meal prep together sometimes

Are we going to make it, lads? Can the dubs reveal, or at least can I get some from you brehs?

No. Because you're right.

Big mommy milkers

McDonald's drivethrough

sean connery

And then there's based Mel

Side note, I want to grow a cool burger king beard like him but I feel as a 25-yo boomer that I would look like a spaz. What is the proper age for that kind of beard?

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40+ is prime beard age

has anyone ever more successfully bounced back after naming the jew

Dalton was fucking perfect.

This is such a fucking kek.

his thiccccc future

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> 165
Das it, mane

I'm working on it bros. hoping to one day get my wife into full blown THICC mommy milkers tier

kek more like
>No, for Whales.

>more than doubled his wife's bodyweight

based

his first wife died from cancer and he had a watch her slowly wither into a underweight bald skeleton until she died so he cant stand skinny woman anymore as they remind him of his dead wife

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>congratulating fetishists
ishygddt

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