>this will never be you
This will never be you
good I can’t stand fat fuckos
>tfw no mommy on a permabulk
i should just end it rn
For England, James?
Current gf is between 2-3 rn. How long do I have . boiiss.
Fuck you I was about to post this
Look at my work, ye mighty, and despair!
15-life, you sick pedo
He gets happier the fatter she gets
He always was a cunning linguist.
kek
No, for Wales.
I figure she doesn't come from Sardines, James.
I'm sure I read somthing about him saying he'd divorce his wife if she tried losing weight.
Good for him, and her.
He was the best Bond. Prove me wrong
You’re already dead
>*blocks your path*
Four dinners, James?
I don't understand how you could hate on this lol. Sometimes I really wonder what it is that most guys on Jow Forums are looking for.
What did he see lads?
she gets bigger, he gets happier
This is what you should strive for in life.
There's nothing to hate on. He's the happiest man alive
Good taste desu
>gf at 2
>gf going towards 1
>honest talk about the gym and diet has helped
>she lifts 2 times per week, climbs 3
>we do meal prep together sometimes
Are we going to make it, lads? Can the dubs reveal, or at least can I get some from you brehs?
No. Because you're right.
Big mommy milkers
McDonald's drivethrough
sean connery
And then there's based Mel
Side note, I want to grow a cool burger king beard like him but I feel as a 25-yo boomer that I would look like a spaz. What is the proper age for that kind of beard?
40+ is prime beard age
has anyone ever more successfully bounced back after naming the jew
Dalton was fucking perfect.
This is such a fucking kek.
his thiccccc future
> 165
Das it, mane
I'm working on it bros. hoping to one day get my wife into full blown THICC mommy milkers tier
kek more like
>No, for Whales.
>more than doubled his wife's bodyweight
based
his first wife died from cancer and he had a watch her slowly wither into a underweight bald skeleton until she died so he cant stand skinny woman anymore as they remind him of his dead wife
>congratulating fetishists
ishygddt