/f/eel Friday night stay at home edition

>she told me maybe not a good idea I come see her now

She literally dicked down right now as we speak

nah. This is graduate school. Its 4 years of hard work with the same people. You can't be held back a year, well you can but you will literally have to wait a year to try again. Shitty both financially and for opportunities for residency in the future. A failed relationship in this scenario would be terrible since you are stuck with them for the next couple of years you are together in med school.
My guess is that the worst thing that could happen is that user's gf goes mental and drops out as a crazy.

guys, how do I get a qt gf? All I do is work, go to the gym, and go home to play fortnite. I have no social media, no friends, nothing. But I have decent looks. What can I do? I just want a girl with a cute face and skinny legs.

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We're on the phone right now and she's crying

>impying Tyrone can get into med school

Im being genuine. In the beginning is really fun. Its going to be great.

Once again, this is med school. Doesn't mean relationships begin in med school but at the same time everyone knows its a bad idea. Imagine getting into a relationship with someone from work and then it going bad. Now imagine you both have to work at the same place even though your relationship went to shit. Nobody wants to work in an environment where personal rumors are being spread about you.

>Doesn't mean relationships CAN'T being in med school

is what i meant to write

Affirmative action got Tyrone in. Who cares about the quality of the surgeon, diversity is our strength.

Ah thought you were being cheeky. Thanks, i'll try my best not to screw the pooch.

you guys ever see a girl and think "yeah i could totally date/fuck her if i asked her" and then never do? There's this super cute barista who recognizes me and always talks to me whenever I go to get a drink but i never make a move.

I'm going to die alone if I keep doing this.

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>make friends
cause you got no one atm, make them through work or gym. maybe volunteer somewhere.

>do group activities or go out drinking with friends
you'll meet women. you could even ask them to set you up

>????

profit

>implying women can think these things through
>implying women are not slaves to their impulses and emotions
Women were literally designed to fulfil the will of Chad, it doesnt matter if in the future theres a chance of awkwardness, she needs that higher value sperm inside her no matter the situation

Tonight I'm gonna masturbate to all the fine ass bitches I went to highschool with.

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>implying guys don't go to med school

Even with your state of mind, men still go to med school and think about this.

she has a manly ass face

dios mio

>implying there isnt at least ONE guy that wants to bang.

Also depending on the school its not as close-knit as youre making it out to be

The real fine ass bitches are the hot ones that went to college and realized they could still be smart and hot at the same time.

>averageAmerican.png

Like I said, its not unlikely someone will get into a relationship but everyone at this point is smart enough to think further down the line

Any of you drink? If so, what do you drink?

>work like hell during the week, two jobs
>warehouse and retail shit
>workout after
>5 hours of sleep each night
>on friday nights I make some hot whiskey and physically induce a coma
>wake up early sunday refreshed and ready to go

>gonna play some GTA Online with the boys later
>probably go to bed before midnight
All in all, should be a good night.

>hot whiskey

Wtf? just have some beer you weirdo

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la creatura...

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man, i really miss grade school. Being an adult is better but some things I wish I could go back for

>hes not a 30 year old boomer that still plays vidya

loser

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watch youtube videos from the attractive man, based zeus and far from average channels and apply what you learn there irl. This basically made me go from a basement dweller with decent looks to a guy who picked up and banged around 10 decently hot girls within a few weeks and I currently have a gf from approaching a qt on the street.
As for friends - this tips will also let you make friends as you will become a more confident, outgoing and generally fun guy.

two things: how do you meet friends to play with online
and number two: how do you cope with the fact that the vast majority are children?

Same, i went shopping after arm day and some chick was mirin my arms. At the gym another chick kept smiling at me. Sadly she was working out with her bf. Felt good tho.

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Yeah. 21 credits in STEM courses keep me occupied and distracted Monday through Friday, but that Friday realization that I have nothing to look forward to on the weekends never gets easier to swallow.

Hurt my arm benching. No idea what to do to recover. Can't workout anything but legs. I am so sad.

stop playing fortnite.

your problem is probably that you're not /fa/, women really care how you dress and carry yourself.

Tfw when you can’t smoke weed and none of your friends play vidya at college

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Plz DELET

My intoxicated gf just called me at 01.30 to say she loves me and plans to do something that could either
>be amazing
or
>destroy everything

When I pressed her on her secret plans and asked her to just say it now she said
>it'd be very weird if I said it now
Also added that she know's that
>you're not going to do it

She had been drinking with her two closest friend, both of which recently got engaged.

I think she's gonna propose to me lads, and I very much doubt I would say yes in the event that she did - we have only been together for about 2 years, it's my first relationship and I'm not even out of uni (neither is she, for that matter).

WHAT DO LADS, I WASN'T PREPARED FOR THIS I JUST WANTED A QT GF TO HANG OUT WITH

It's not that I want to break up with her either, but her ferocious desire to tie me down (while flattering) already feels suffocating.
>Why can't we get an apartment together user?
>If we had a family, how many kids would you want?
>Aww my bff is getting married
I've always stressed that I don't want to rush anything, apparently without much effect on her

Or I could be entirely wrong and she's planning something else, but it sure felt like her giving me a heads up about her masterplan

>mfw

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F

please god, don't tell me that's one of them

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I'd have to break up with my gf if she ever proposed. It's such a cunty move to make, it's like she's saying that you're not man enough to decide your future so she'll do it for you.

damn, and I thought i was going hard with 18 in STEM, godspeed user

>Do bodyweight exercises during the summer (too cheap to pay for gym)
>Could do 5 chinups and 1 puullup, 10x3 pushups, almost 10x3 dips
>College creeps around the corner, get really fucking lazy
>Go back to bodyweight last week
>Can't even muster 2 chinups or a single pullup
>I was so exausted during today's workout I didn't have the energy to complete a single pushup after my 2nd set, just did some L-sit holds after that and called it a day

So fucking frustrating. I know it goes without saying, but Guys, if you ever think you're not making progress, just keep in mind that you're waaay better than from zero. On top of that from today alone:

>Woke up crying from a dream I had
>Grades plummeting in my college courses, mark dropped from a 70% to a 57% in college
>Most likely Got fired from my job

Oh well, it's not a big deal as long as I don't give up.

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Even better when tonight is my birthday and here I am, still sitting on my ass browsing Jow Forums as no one besides your parents remembers your birthday.

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How many dates before you initiate sex with a girl?
>inb4 first

My initial thoughts are that if she proposes I'll talk to her and end the relationship, hopefully on good terms. It'd be for the best, I don't feel good about keeping her as my casual gf if her goal is a family asap.

>it's like she's saying that you're not man enough to decide your future so she'll do it for you.
Eh, how I answer is still my choice. I suppose she feels uncertain about how serious I am about our relationship, and is prepared to use the nuclear option in the pursuit of her goals. She doesn't want to wait for me to make up my mind, knowing full well that I am in no rush.

That said, I'd much rather she opened a conversation about it rather than proposing. She has a thing for >romantic things

I might just ask her if this is what she's planning and try to talk about it and (probably) end the relationship before any potential proposal, it'd probably be easier on her

Happy birthday bro

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I feel like time is slipping away from me. Days on end pass and it seems like I am just floating through them.

Dude you need to sit down and have a proper talk about your future, if you see her in it, kids, if marriage down the line is a possibilty, etc.

Don't wait for her to do something dumb like propose and make shit weird. Women get marriage crazy the older they get and the more weddings they attend.

i feel you bro. im wasting my life away.

whats it all worth and when does it end

Am I the only one that thinks love is a deeper appreciation for someone that steadily grows over time spent with them?

I've had chicks fling the word love all over the place and then as soon as there's a bumpy road, they pull off their mask and reveal themselves as egotistical cunts

At this point I've given up, but a small piece wants to hope. Even if love is just a fabricated idea, I still want to believe I can find someone

women cant love. im sorry to be the one to break it

Thanks brother

Yeah, I agree that's the right thing to do. It just escalated very suddenly and I wasn't prepared for it, 24 years old in my first relationship. I really wasn't expecting this before our second anniversary, she's only 22 as well. I think she's mainly jealous about her best friends planning weddings and shit.

God this is going to suck so bad

Thanks man

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are you sure?

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Typing this as if you wouldn't lick her asshole clean.

yes. just focus on bettering yourself as a man your whole life. thats the only thing they respond to.

Cuck jokes aside. LDR do not work. They will never work. Just cut it off while you can man you WILL thank me later.

I'd spend way too much time going on dates if I acted on every impulse

>thinks going to college = smart
please nigga, unless your undergrad lines up as a prerequisite for a good professional degree in the medical field, don't even think of going to college as anything smart, particularly in the US.

and get aids? No thanks.

Yeah sorry to hijack the thread here but college is for the most part a gigantic circlejerk.

>inb4 "too smart for school" dropout
I had a 3.25 gpa and school hardly put a dent in how much I studied on my own time. I still really wish I could trade in this degree and be debt free.

Happy birthday user sorry you missed out on those quints. We’re here for you

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I don't like to going out and drinking anymore. All my mates invite me to going out and going to parties, but I just don't enjoy it anymore. My daily routine is basically: lifting + uni/study and playing vidya sometimes. I'm on my 4th year of uni (CS degree) and seem to be more disconnected from other people, even my parents already commented this situation, since I never leave home or talk to anyone when I'm on my hometown. Is there something wrong with me by doing this? I just wanna be at home doing my stuff

Y-you too

I smoke weed once a week, during my resting day on the weekend.

Makes it pass faster.

Damn, Jaden Smith transitioned pretty well

do you love her? Do you see your future with her? Think about it carefully

Happy birthday dude

Birthday is the worst time of the year. Happy Birthday.

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In that situation I'd tell the truth. That's it's flattering and you would rather move in together first. Breaking up with her because your too weak to tell the truth is female tier.

Gotta meet halfway really if you dont want to do that then yeah I'd break up.

THERES A QT DOINJG SITUps next to me right now WHAT DO?

I feel this post.

All of my mates are going through rough shit in their lives right now and I'm the only one that isn't but it's really just cuz I never leave my house except to hang out with them.

Saw her today bros. She even teased me a little bit.
You ever had a girl in your life who is so gorgeous you feel like killing yourself after seeing her for the rest of the day?

RAPE

I feel that bro, one of my very few friends decided to include me on his bday today, so im drinking whiskey for free at a bar. Keep your head up though, not much to say that you havent heard before. Any one in 01876, MAssachusetts, hmu and ill be your friend.

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stare intensely

enjoyin peaceful night in flyover land

I drank a whole shit load of mescaline juice I got from some cooked dude, waiting for my trip to come in now.
Pretty bored desu. might go eat some MDMA

>be me
>Been recovering from a near death car accident since summer 2017.
>Multiple serious body and a traumatic brain injury.
>Worked my fucking ass off through excrutiating physical pain, mental confusion, migraines, seizures and amnesia.
>Stopped drinking completely since new years. Lost 60lb since February.
>Started jogging/running for first time in life in July.
>Worked my novice unfit injured ass off to reach a sub 10 minute mile and be able to run 4km without needing to stop.
>Finally feeling strong and happy. So proud of myself.
>Feeling like everything might begin to turn a corner and be ok...

MFW running on Monday, stepped off curb weird and twisted my right knee

MFW likely possible meniscus tear + MCL tear/strain

MFW now being told to stop all activity and use crutches indefinitely until further tests and treatment

MFW mentally fucking devastated and demotivated.

Just fuck my life into pieces Jow Forums

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This.
She meets someone there and it’s all over.

t. 2 failed LDRs

Well my gf is away for the weekend and I'm fucking loving it (saturday here in Aus). Weekend consisting of gym, sleep, porn, eat. Fuck yeah. Love the girl but shit some time alone is nice. I'd hang out with you though user.

This image got me to start lifting, it's all too relatable. Even if I reach my goals, I feel I'm still going to be a loner.

Get lifting that upper split half cripplebro

I'm spending my Friday night on Jow Forums reminding everyone of accumulation.

So assume a TDEE of 2700 calories.

I want to lose 2 pounds a week.
3500cals=1lb fat.

To meet my mark I would eat 30x1770=53100 calories per month. (losing 2 lbs per week, 7000 calorie/week or 1000 calorie/day deficit.

So if I have 3 beers every friday that's 200 x 3 = 600 calories roughly.

Every friday, 4 or 5 fridays a month, 600 x 4 or 5 = 2400 or 3000. That's 3000 calories a month extra if I have 3 beers every Friday. This isn't even including the junk food social gatherings bring.

Have you guys ever considered looking at calorie count on a monthly rather than daily basis?

If I was good on every day in a month at 1770 calories per day.. that's 53100 calories.

Now if I eat 3000 calories of mcdonalds at the end of the week I offset my fucking diet by losing only 7ish lbs of fat instead of 8. This builds up annually as well.

TL;DR
calories add up every day to your monthly progress.

What are you watching tonight Jow Forums?

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> You ever had a girl in your life who is so gorgeous you feel like killing yourself after seeing her for the rest of the day?

Yea I started talking to her a lot and I was on cloud 9. She kept putting off my attempts to date her and I made a bunch of super needy mistakes (mostly drunk texting) and she lost interest. I still see her around often and we still chat a bit but it makes me super depressed that it's just not going to happen and believe me I've tried to slide back in. Shit fucking sucks man.

I don't know if I want to text her. I've always lived life with the motto of "if it doesn't hurt me and makes someone else happy, do it" and it wouldn't hurt me to keep in touch with her now that university is finished but at the same time, I just can't bring myself to text her. I simply don't give a shit about her now.

Weird feeling.

I'm talking to a girl I probably shouldn't, and I think I'm catching feelings.

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I have a girlfriend but I wish I was single.

tips to you young ones, bag a stable GF as a practice until you hit about 27. 27-35 stay single if you want to enjoy life

>I like it when a chick taking it in the ass and sucking dick like nothing is happening in the ass
Fuck you, now I have to go search it up.

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Ditch the fucking games (my personal opinion), gym moar and go on tinder. Doesn't have to be just for fucking.

While I'm at it, OP, if you really have that little to do, find a hospitality job that you can only work Saturdays (or friday night + saturday). Somewhere that serves booze cause tweens work at McDonalds and that shit. Yes you'll be working a 40 hour job + 1 or 2 shift at the other place. But you won't do this for the joy or work or for the money. You're doing it for the social gain. Almost every hospitality venue has some great girls and people in general that you will make friends with, unless you're antisocial as shit. Frankly, girls working casual jobs while they're studying or whatever will like that you have a fulltime job and earn a decent paycheck as opposed to the casual wagecucks that work there. Do that until you have a good circle of friends, then quit the stupid job and keep the friends.

Obviously don't message her. Waste of her time and yours.