/britfeel/

Trip on fatilde you coward

ever pull your boxers up like thong?

ever shaved your face, put on a dress, had cereal for breakfast then posted about it on here every single day?

sum tims as a litle trete

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what about my balls lad? did you think about that? no, you didn't.

whats your balls got to do with anything

>tfw will never have a 16-18yo super cute slightly feminine boyfriend
>will never feel his smooth porcelain skin, his soft but firm arms, his pink pouty lips,his narrow waist or his divinely thighs

whst sthe point of living?

user fuck off im trying rly hard to not to have a depressive episode right now

I'm 21 and I'm the same except there's hair all over my chest, let alone my nipples. Don't worry about it you poof

they need space to breathe. that simply cannot be done in a thong. unless you flop them out the side?

we can both drink and be depressed together at our lack of boyfriends

I really need a job now and cant get one
what do i do now

>click pic on captcha
>fades out extremely slowly
>fades in extremely slowly
>have to keep doing this for at least 10 pictures of fucking buses
What's been going on with this shit?

Just consulted the writers, lads. We're thinking of having Larp Hunter return with the rest of his allies - a bit like that scene at the end of the Lord of the rings where Aragorn returns with the army of the dead.
Any thoughts?

haha m8 we dont go around like that, haha that would be gay, just a cheeky look in the mirror

ima buy some mufukn valyum

Get a job sucking dick, lad.

that scene was shit, pretty much ruined the movie for me

i'd have to be paid more than what is realistic to suck dick.

catburglars innit

>He still hasn't got 4chanX
>He STILL hasn't forced legacy captcha

LMAOing at you now.

Suck 3 dicks a week, for 10 minutes, at 100 a pop and you're on more money that 40-hour week wageslaves. Not bad.

Legacy capthcas not in the settings anymore, though.

you aren't gonna get 100 for sucking a dick lol

Finally listened to revival by eminem, Its fucking shite, abar 2 good songs. dre why did you let your boy make this garbage. Last good eminem album was relapse

People dislike Jimmy Fallon because he's too much of a character for a talk show. He's actually really funny but because he's forced to be passive and can't naturally do that he comes across as annoying
also I'm not fruit but he used to be a pretty handsome Chappy

youtube.com/watch?v=d06Wjj84XcM

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merifeel down the hall m8

Phones on 3% better not die before I finish this shit

Of course you will. No condom, swallow it, accept gay old men and promise their wives won't find out.

depends on how you look, i can charge 200

okay lads, mates gf has a free house for a while, her bf is away on holiday

she's invited me around to "chat" on Friday. shall be bringing alcohol. if I don't get a shag then I'm a pathetic failure

lock asuh
simp las
reee a luh
wahey

actually quite enjoying this larp, mate's gf is forbidden fruit.

it's not a larp
if it happens I'll post proof

dont forget the cheeky pic of her underwear collection

you're a ratty fuck. Your "mate" should have you for this.

>still not just buying a pass

don't care mate she loves me

inb4 the mate is actually not on holiday and its in fact a trap. that would be britnormie tier predictable.

Can't wait till your mate utterly kicks seven shades of shit out of you, you nasty little creep.

>Attaching a bank card with your details and giving it to Jow Forums
HAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Lock a suh, hate trannies, simp las

refer to orogenao

48068257
I saved up my (you)s for it
cant afford to give you one right now though peasant

>loves a girl that is shagging another man

howling tbqh. hope this is a larp

Got suspicions one of my weird mates is try to fuck my girl, he keeps trying to have chats alone with her and constantly stares at her. I'm going away for a little while and if that cunt touches my girlfriend I'm going to absolutely shatter his skull.

don't get your hopes up you pathetic shitlord

lock asuh
Ryan Thompson is a lad
simp las reee a luh

keep finding poo stains in my knickers, im never going to get a bf *sigh*

I'm a walking cringefest lads

Go on then lad. What have you done

That's not poo that's dried period blood, blood stains brown

need to start a career
but have no idea what to do and everything pays so low

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Told you Barnsley wasn't just stabbings and poortherners.

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keep shitting blood lads, im never going to get a gf *shits blood*

Someone post that pic of ebin poking a stick through his spokes and blaming the waifuposters

ew gross i dont have a vagina silly boy

basically,
I am eating McCoys flame grilled steak crisps

imagine waking up as a cuntboy

youtu.be/lvYYBZ4BLbM

Greggs is under attack from all sides.
Will you rise to defend it? Or will you destroy the existence of pastry and deny a future for sausage rolls in this nation?

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oh gosh dont scare me like that user!

>guy fucking slips whilst hitting a nonce inside a police station whilst his mate snapchats it
fucking hell

too many things to list, that's the point

I'm pretty sure I've become a living meme to the people around me

>being such a brainlet you can't use bitcoin
>posting to Jow Forums without a vpn
>using google services instead of blacklisting them all

why do they only shoot the nigger in the intro
isnt that RACIST

>investing yourself this much in Jow Forums

>loves a girl who is literally cucking her boyfriend
just don't end up getting emotionally involved sad that you have to ruin a friendship just for a shag desu

if Kate bush were to lose some weight she would still be an absolute certified milf

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I already had all three of those things set up

All sorts of cheese on my cock today lol

all of that effort to post on Jow Forums

what vpn do you recommend fren

see this it was literally one bitcoin transaction, much less effort than filling in captchas
airvpn or nord privacytools.io/#vpn has a list of vpns operating outside of five eyes with good terms of service and privacy policies

Not him but nordvpn is Brett good

>not posting it for the lads

what are you some sort of gay boy?

So tell me lads, if I met you would I suspect you as a britfeel/ chan user

Getting my name changed legally in less than a week ha

to TiIde?

congrats!!! love you piss girly

mental haha, post knickers please

Tilde do you want to be my Trans best friend. We can go shopping for cute clothes and I can occasionally kiss you on the lips after drinking too much Dr. Pepper.

Risked life and limb for this one. Reyt fucking drop down lol.

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oryte zoos

bit chilly for shorts innit

Nice shoes lid

How have you not done this already

Should I tell mum what I'm doing? I'm afraid she will be offended

I considered it at one point as a middle name, or something similar like Tilda. But I'd rather not have my real life identity tied to this place

Alright lad. How are you?
Trackie bottoms mate, just pulled up cause I went in lake.
Perfect for scuffing up down here.

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is your first name tina

I didnt know how and only recently found my female name