>walk in gym
>NIGGAS IFFY UH BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH
>heart rate spikes through the roof
>load up 5pl8s dl, no warmup
>pull it cold
thank you based Tekashi
Walk in gym
Elijah Kelly
Dylan Bell
>struggling to finish my last set
>THAT song starts playing
>get a fucking boost, finish set, and immediately superset a new rep
This song gets me, every fucking time
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Wyatt Russell
>walk into gym
>CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
>do a 3.5pl8 and walk away
Why do they even play music if it's so bad it makes everyone want to wear their own headphones?
Isaac Walker
>not PRing to the superior version
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Ethan Green
SCCCUUUUMMMMM GGGAAANNNNNGGG
Kevin Rogers
*SSSCCCCCCCUUUUUMMMM TRRRRRIIIIIBBBEEEEEE
Caleb Perez
>used to hate on 6ix9ine
>listen to a couple songs ironically
>playing it more often and start getting into it
I'm too far gone now, SCUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
youtube.com
Aaron Sullivan
degenerates
Cameron Morris
Niggas runnin' out they mouth but they never pop out
Justin Ortiz
t.iffynigga
William Lewis
T. Pussy nigga
Xavier Ramirez
user IFFY UH
Matthew Russell
BITCH SUCK MY DICK CUZ IM FLY LIKE ALADIN
Xavier Gomez
IM ON SOME ROB A NIGGA SHIT
TAKE A NIGGA BITCH
Eli Walker
>enter the gym
>have 80s boombox on my shoulder, put it on full volume
These niggas say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you Get the fuck up out my fuckin' face, 'fore I murder you
>take out my ipad pro, play "big ass ebony" porn full screen to raise test levels
>attach the ipad to my belt, floss dance over to the bench
>shout out "SCUUUMMMMM GANNNNNNNGGGGG"
>do 1 rep at 4 plates and then drop the barbell behind me on the ground
>stand up at dab at the lesser men around me
Gavin King
BASED
Jackson Gray
Is it possible to learn this power?
>Not from a boomer...
Xavier Roberts
>pull up to gym in 1969 Oldsmobile 442
>rev the 455ci engine outside of the gym to announce my presence to the gym goers inside
>the glass panes shake under the rumble of the big V8
>spit a bunch of unburnt fuel on some Subaru ricer parked next to me
>walk inside, gym staff know me, change the music to ACDC - All Night Long
>stride in, qt wine aunt throws me a monster, crack it open and have a sip
>go to the change room, spend an hour talking to my friends shirtless
>go out, do some deadlifts, see weak zoomers mirin my huge forearms built from countless hours of woodworking and fishing
>get a call, tell the entire gym to be silent
>everyone stops
>it's my real estate agent, just got a 4th income property
>can't figure out how to open a pdf on my phone, no worries, my son will do it
>go and retire to the steam room with my gang for an hour
>tell all of the zoomers inside to leave and get a job
>they obey
>I own this joint
Anthony James
lmfao
Blake Powell
>1969 Oldsmobile 442
damn that's a patrician choice, I'm not even into cars
Joseph Reyes
forgot to dry your ball with hairblower
Lincoln King
Based
Levi Gutierrez
based
Justin Bailey
>see zoomer son going to the gym
Paying someone to exercise? If you want a workout, I have a free one for you in the yard.
Dylan Perry
Zoomers wish they could become this.
Leo Jackson
Niggas iffy uh got a stiffy uh.
*Dabs*
*Upvotes post*
*Swag*
Niggas iffy uh oh yeah.
Noah Watson
Unironically better
Jeremiah Flores
>have a shvitz at gym after srs workout
>walk in nuts-ahangin, cock-ahelicopterin
>BITCH IM SILLAY
Jack Scott
rased and bedpilled
Hunter Turner
look at this iffy bitch
Jack Clark
>dad gave me his 1964 GTO as a birthday present
>drove it to the gym on summer weekends
>tons of mires
felt good, man