Ok robots, let's talk about some weird females we have encountered in the journey we call life. I'll start.
>that girl who wore a furry tail to school once and did a fake website about furries as a project for a class I was in
>that girl who had a mustache
>that retarded girl who always hung out with that beta male black kid
>that tiny girl that literally hangs onto her boyfriend like a baby orangutan and kisses and cuddles his neck while he's having a conversation with you or others.
>that girl that reads books aloud to her boyfriend
I used to read horror books to an ex gf of mine because she was too afraid to read them herself
i tried reading a book aloud to my boyfriend but he said i was distracting
is he a sped?
>that girl who would swallow erasers in class
>that girl who stabbed some kid when he called her weird
>that girl who couldn't stop feeling her own boobs post her massive growth spurt
>that girl who was super thick, into the emo/goth crowd, never had a bf, never spoke, read lots of books, and you wanted to utterly rekt
>that girl who died in a car crash because she was high/drunk
>that girl who got drunk at a party, fucked a guy, and then said he raped her even though literally everyone at the party saw her aggressively flirting with him all night, well before she even drank. ended up being hated by everyone for fucking up the well liked guy's senior year/life due to her being dumb, so she moved away
>that horse girl
>that girl with voice like a siren who would never shut up
>that girl who let nerds fondle her tits for lending her games
>that horse girl
God damnit, dude. We all know one of these.
>that girl who's eye literally fell out
>that girl who wore a cat collar with bell to school
>that girl who peed herself in class and gave you a pee fetish
>That cute 9/10 girl who turned out to be a crazy bi polar furry bitch who tried burning down the school
>That girl who you had a crush on in grade school who got a gender change in highschool
>That edgy emo bitch who wouldnt shut up about how the school didnt understand her and how the (insert generic 2000s numetal/emo/edgy rock artist here) was the only one who got her, with her neckbeard fedora wearing autist boyfriend always orbiting around her
>That 2/10 who was into you but you werent interested.
>>that girl who couldn't stop feeling her own boobs post her massive growth spurt
>That girl that grew boobs over the summer and you were her neighbor so she showed them to you and asked how they looked and then never spoke to you afterwords
>that girl who had a fucking tree fall on her and put her in a coma
>that girl who devoted all her time to playing games on the school-issued laptop
>that girl who tried copying everyones homework by flirting with them
Same thing with cat, dog, and wolf girls
>that fat girl from chile that stuck a pen in my anus in the lunch line
>that girl that got gang banged in the local kids park by 5 niggers
>that other fat girl that always smelt like shit and loved anime/manga/kpop jap cancer shit fuck wank
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
why was my childhood so fucked up man
>>that fat girl from chile that stuck a pen in my anus in the lunch line
How in the fuck did this happen?
>that girl with voice like a siren who would never shut up
Oh god, I remember this one.
It's just like a good ol' sacrifice to the sun god
>That girl that got an open bone tibia fracture in front of the entire school while cheerleading for the homecoming assembly
>That girl who was super white trash
>That girl who was unhealthily into anime/manga
>That obese girl who worshiped the Twilight book and movie series
>That girl who annoyed the fuck out of everybody by never shutting up
>That Asian girl who never said anything unless spoken to
>That girl who was dumb as hell
High school was an weird place
That is a biological FEMALE right? Again I can't tell with you fuckers anymore.
>that one girl who loved kpop, wanted to marry a korean, and be a korean
>That girl who screamed "Dr. Pepper!" at me when I was talking to my friends about what drink I should get
>That girl who's parents have the same last name
>That same girl who was disappointed during FRESHMAN YEAR of fucking highschool that nobody dry humped her during our firsts school dance
That was not a very pleasant highschool.
lolwut? Who is so scared of horror books, that they need someone else to read them for her?
>That girl that could have been happy if she only said yes
i actually did know a wolf girl tho
>that girls who calls you fat despite being fatter than you
>that girl with the fuckhuge udders bigger than her fucking head
>that girl with the huge shebon ass who loved to show it around in tight as fuck jeans
>that nerdy butterface chick who desperately tried to hide her mouth-foaming breeding hips with sweaters
>that crazy but kinda cute weeaboo girl who drew anatomically perfect cannibalism guro.
>that girl who deepthroated nerf darts in front of a professor giving him a huge as a fucking rolled up stocking boner
>the triad of little thicc whores who kept teasing him about his monster cock
>>that crazy but kinda cute weeaboo girl who drew anatomically perfect cannibalism guro.
Excuse me, what the fuck.
She was this cute little thing no taller than 5 feet who drew some impressively well drawn guro.
Most of it involved butchery and cannibalism, most gurofags draw the flesh as some bumpy chunk of red shit but she drew them anatomically perfect, almost looked like a medical drawing if it werent because of the butchery taking place.
I would compare them to Franken Fran tier-drawings
I used to love the hear my ex read stuff. Her tone changed and while it wasn't the best voice, she use to calm me down,make me relax and imagine the story very well.
not what I meant, but if you are into it, then go ahead I guess.
>that girl that really REALLY liked Homestuck and made sure everyone knew it
>That girl that wore cat ears and called herself a neko girl
>That bipolar girl that punched me then cried about it
>That goth girl that only hung out with me because she thought I was gay and retarded...
>not what I meant, but if you are into it, then go ahead I guess.
I am not into violent guro, but when it is done with care and love in mind it can go so beautifully, like feeding off a loved one.
What could be a stronger declaration of love other than giving your koibito nothing more than your very flesh
>done with care and love in mind it can go so beautifully, like feeding off a loved one.
Like I said, whatever you like
>that 9/10 girl that dated a 5/10 guy for most of her time in 9th grade and then at the end of the year sucked 5 guys off in school while still dating that guy
yeah that guy is not me but i feel bad
>Those girls that died at the end of 11th grade in a brutal car crash
That's why you shouldn't text and drive, you dumb thots
>that girl who shouted at a dude to stop breathing in class
>that xsmall asian girl who asked people straight up if they wanted to make out
>that girl who didnt pass pre-school
>that girl who used to be hot af and popular but turned fat and shy
>that girl who used to be hot af and popular but turned fat and shy
How does that even happen?
She was already curvy but just kept eating. Shyness came because shame about fat i guess
Not him but we had a girl like that. Her mom died and she started gaining weight. It's kind of sad because she was actually very polite and kind.
>That girl who everyone was making of turned out to be a 8/10.
>the same girl I could have been friends with but neglected her and pushed her away.
>that girl that would talk like an overly loud spastic. And whenever you would tell her to lower her voice down, she would give this really freakish loud high-pitched laughter
>that girl who got her period very early in elementary school and started crying during class, her mum had to come take her home
>that girl that me and her were strangling eachother, pulling eachothers hair and stuff
>that girl who was watching us at it and supported the girl above
>they both turned out to live great lives and are now about to find a boyfriend or something
>that girl, my cousin who bit me when I was like 7 years old, at my birthday
>that girl from above that is now a loner.... I feel responsible for her. I feel as if I influenced her into some back shape.
>that one girl who awkwardly smiled at me when I was staring at her like a sperg
>that one girl who laughed at my jokes
>that one girl who was a lesbian, and was friends with me since elementary (and therefore could relate to my problems)
I still ended up here though, guess It was never meant to be
That girl who preached her conspiracy theories to me and ended up trying to have an affair because she's hooked up on drugs and hates her husband
>that girl that was the class bicycle(except with me)
>those few horse girls
>that one girl in 3rd grade that locked me in a room with her to confess her love to me and I broke her heart(I don't even remember her name)
Why (you)
>origenegaegnal
Why what? Origiginal
>that girl who thought the stabby stabby off my meds kind of crazy made her more attractive
Samefag. Sorry m8 miss clicked the (you)
mfw i knew the same girls
>that nerdy butterface chick who desperately tried to hide her mouth-foaming breeding hips with sweaters
>tfw you're dating the check
the sex is awesome
Lucky bastard, O U T
> That neighboring landlord who went door to door screaming about cornstalks to whoever opened the door
Just like my Chinese mangos
>that girl who I talked to from time to time and had a couple anxiety attacks in my presence
>That girl who ate leaves, who was openly autistic, got into an advanced class for some reason, flipped between thug lingo and 18th century english randomly and used words mixed around from those two grammar structures, wouldn't speak in class at all, remained silent for a whole year, and brought a dog into school and let it loose more than once
That girl was me.
You sound like someone I would have been friends with.
>that girl your parents didn't allow you to talk to
it was me
Oof, I was weird and that was just high school. Elementary was worse.
>that girl who smelled like shit and babypowder and always walked like she had something heavy in her draws
>that girl who barfed her lunchables all over the classroom floor in preK
>that fat girl who read a different book everyday
>that crazy white girl who was obsessed with twilight and would physically assault you if you annoyed her
>that senior popular girl who was nice to you out of pity
>that weird weeb girl who drank three monsters a day and always had an army of autistic orbiters at her disposal
>That quirky cute girl who friendzoned and used you as an emotional tampon
Weird is cool and interesting to talk to though, elaborate on elementary? I was pretty weird too
I ate leaves, would tape anything and everything to anything and everything, and slapped people on multiple occasions.
I was also sort of violent, but I was mostly just obnoxious and spergy. And a weeby yaoifag.
>Oof I am le weird XD
Nah fuck off. I was 'that kid' mixed with 'the girl with slightly large tits'.
>that girl who i thought was kinda cute but everybody else thought she was weird so I never approached her
>that 6'2 tall girl
>that artsy-nerdy-theatre girl
>that girl who got diabetes at the age of 12 and was hosptalized for months
>the 2 girls who were inseperable and would literally only stay among themselves and barely interact with anyone else
>that girl with the massive fucking tits who drew shitty horse pictures in class
>that girl who let the gym teacher fondle her tits and ass and ended up having to move after the teacher blew his brains out the day after he was found out
The brown sun God?
>that girl who let nerds fondle her tits for lending her games
why the fuck didn't she just ask like a normal person?
Drawers. Not draws.
>that girl who devoted all her time to playing games on the school-issued laptop
was she emulating or playing shit games?
She probably liked the rush of it.
>"Oh user. Thanks for letting me borrow Kingdom Hearts. You can grab my tits for 2 whole minutes. No more than that though, desu~"
She is a camwhore now.
for some reason, horse girls are still the worst.
Dress-up sims and imvu/neopets.
Shes a girl. What do you think?
What is a horse girl? A girl that acts like a horse? Is obsessed with horses? Or shlicks to the idea of a horse cock killing her?
Girls who like horses. They're either fucking their horse, bat shit insane, or both. It's usually both.
This thread and the "mum found the semen sack" threads are the worst things on r9k. Right up there with gay and cuck threads.
I dunno, I just thought it'd be cooler than that.
t. Girl who had a mustache
fuck, I can't help loving and hating this place, thanks for the kek
>that girl who betrayed her nerdy friend group by being emotionally retarded
Dont worry, user. I wish it were cooler as well. Lol
>That girl that always tells you you're taking too long at the water fountain
>Girl that supposedly changes genders every week
>Girl that offered to suck my friend's dick for $5, carries a hamster everywhere, and regularly gets dress coded for see through leggings. She's missing like half of her teeth too.
I always though it was funny how schools try to stop girls from dressing too sexy.
>>That girl who's parents have the same last name
So they got married woah
>That girl whose parents literally did not give a shit about her growing up and she didn't even notice
>That girl who unironically claimed she had an anime ghost boyfriend
>That girl who wore trilbys made out of duct tape, complete with outdated meme pogs, even after high school
>That girl whose sister got a sex change, now "brother"
>That girl who just spends her free time hating on trump and conservatives on facebook, might be a communist
>that girl who was once the girl next door, and a childhood family friend that you had a crush on for a bit
>That girl who slowly fell into cringy depravity as you were forced to watch as you slowly drifted away from each other's lives
>that girl who you fear would go from seeing you as an old friend to a nazi if you told her you voted for trump, let alone told her you had any conservative beliefs (like she can have whatever opinions she wants, but it's clear that there's a line that she shouldn't cross when it comes to exercising those opinions and she's dangerously close to passing it)
I wish things hadn't turned out this way, but I still do and always will see her as an old friend and wish she fixes some of her more questionable tendencies
Most of you need to leave this board
>that girl i remembered in a dream After forgetting her for 11 years
>That girl who was shy and kinda cutewith who i was scared to take a move on because she got involved in some dramas
>That girl who i liked talking to because she talked A LOT so didntt need to think much, just laughed or said short things
>Those arab girls with curly hair and nice asses who i really wanted to date but thed probably get stoned for it
>That girl who called me cute and lightly brushed my hair for wishing her happy bday
>That Friend who hugged me during her bday, her being my first out of familly female i hugged
As of today still a KV but im just an 18yo yuropoor so i hope it gets better
2 mins? i'd probably cum.
>that girl who was way too close to her sister to not be super weird
don't think I'll ever forget
EAAAAAAAAAAGH! NORMALFAG!
>wolf girls
Those are very often autistic
Just look at the girls on deviantArt that draw those rainbow colored dog/Wolf things. If she's older than 16 she's almost guaranteed to be on the spectrum
>Who is so scared of horror books, that they need someone else to read them for her?
My ex gf
>that girl that insisted on being called "Kit", wore cat ears and tail to school, and went "nya"
She was not attractive
>that girl that had a 20 year old bf while she was 14 years old
ur rarted
>that girl has some weirdo fetish like threesome with some nigger
My ex.