There is nothing physically stopping you from ripping out your own eyeball right now

Nothing is physically stopping you from grabbing a knife and stabbing yourself to death.

This shit makes me want to break my own ribs, take out my eye, and break my thumb but I wont. I seriously want to do it just because it is so strange. I want to know is it true? I dont want to do it but I want too at the same time.

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do this
But incredibly slowly, and with zero momentum. It will hurt just from doing that.

i think about this one a lot, but doing it to other people

Why does this hurt? Like what in my wrist is in such a bad position that this would hurt so much?

Good question, but i don't know. Never read anything about it, got told by a buddy, and we laughed about how fucked up it is. People with double jointed wrists/hands aren't bothered by it though. Told this guy who just whipped his wrist as hard as he could and i got fucking terrified, but he just kept doing it and laughed at me.

Can you try to describe how it looks like in ms paint? I cannot really grasp it

Apparently biting off the tip of your pinky finger is almost as easy as biting a carrot

is that thing on berserk where they said your brain subconsciously limits your strength so you dont badly injure yourself actually true?

Ok so I did what you said but I accidentally did it with some momentum, I sort of flicked my wrist in that position and now it hurts like fucking hell.
Like I can movie it, but it feels stiff and hurts a lot. Do you think I broke it or is this gonna pass?
Im fucking scared.

gladly user

ORIGINALORIGINALORIGINALORIGINAL FUCK FUCK SHIT PISS

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good job user, you played yourself

movement means it ain't broken. Try not to move it too much anyway until the soreness subsides just for safety's sake. Don't fucking do it again and be careful who you tell this to.

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You are slowly going to pass out my friend there is nothing we can or anyone can do to save you. Tell me before you die what is your ssn

i fucking told you retards to do it slowly.

You did this. You broke my wrist. I'll have my lawyer contact you for the medical bills.

Me^
Im taking a couple aspirins and going to bed. If my wrist till hurts by the time I wake up in the morning I'm gonna be real fucking scared. You guys did this.

No you did it to yourself you retard

I didn't know what power i held until now. Is it bad if this feels strangely exhilarating?

more body hacks:
turn your tongue upside down (so the left side is on the right side and the reverse), hold it with front teeth if needed
run your finger over the front of your tongue, left-right-left
it's a ridiculously weird feeling

It just makes me look like a fucking retard

can anyone else move their ears around or is that just me?

Fuck, I always get thoughts like these. Like whenever I'm making food, I sometimes think out of nowhere "I could stab myself with this knife right now and I'd die in an instant", and then I picture it in my head. It goes away in an instant, but it happens nonetheless.

It's weird because you have no nerves receptive to touch, user. That part of your body was never made qith being touched in mind, so it just doesn't respond to that stimuli. Fuckin' weird tho.

I do this shit too. Like when I'm cutting something or doing the dishes, I just think about what it would be like to run the knife across my throat or wrist.

It doesn't respond?
Because mine does respond, but it feels like it's in the opposite place of the one the finger is actually on. I put it on th left, but tongue sends the message that it's on the right.

If you grasp your penis and pull up and down on it while thinking about your moms boobies, vanilla cream comes out and then you get sleepy

This is an ancient monk secret, be wise with how you handle this information

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user if you tell people how to do it like that you're just ripping skin and that's going to keep people awake of all things.

Does the creme taste gut

*woke

The best, straight from the source

Why u gotta tell me this?

Why are our bodies so fucking retarded

>Does the creme taste gut
good crem