One of my daughter's friends saw me with a client

>I don't live with my daughter
of course you don't, you're a prostitute

NO. It's because my old boyfriend has custody of her.

>female losing custody
lol, how the fuck did you manage that?
you must really be fucked up, user. what a trash fire.

Because I have a history of substance abuse .

Pretend you're working for the CIA and the men you're meeting are your contacts. Here's some tips to get you started:
1. Go to a money exchange and get like $20 worth of foreign bills from one of those loser countries and fill a suitcase with them.
2. Have a board that's pasted with a bunch of random photos of men in suits. Occasionally mark a random one with a red X
3. Pretend to be speaking codewords or maybe a fake foreign language into your watch
4. Hide guns all around your house.
5. Watch the news and then when some important sounding report comes on, hurriedly rush away and pretend to make phone calls.

Hopefully it stays that way

my mother has a "history of substance abuse," she still got me. like i said, you have to be really fucked up. lmao. what did you even do?

Can prostitute give me an advice to stop being shy beta faggot? I am alpha outside beta inside.
I am desperate because this shyness is starting to show on my body which will transform me into complee beta. so Ill just ask.

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Something like not meeting up in court at all I would guess.

Still though, how does an old boyfriend without blood relations get custody of a female child that isn't his? In any other case the kid would move in with the father, or either pair of grandparents.
All kids will grow up realizing their parents have their flaws anyway, best you can do is to deter her from moving down the same path herself.

Do you love yourself?
Would you date a female version of yourself?

if not, you need to do something with your life that makes you confident enough to sell yourself. ;)

The child is his. He makes more money than me and he is an upstanding citizen.

Your daughter will grow up to a whore slut just like you and I will enjoy fucking her asshole and then her mouth until she cries and pisses herself

user, I am very poor, and as a result could not go halfsies with you on the bill, but I would like to fuck this young whore with you. It'd be real degrading, I think you'd enjoy having me there.

Then say father instead of "old boyfriend".
Anyway, try to keep in touch with your daughter if you think that would be a good thing, but if you're still having problems with drugs stay away. It's very distressing for a kid to see their parents fucked up on something.

How much for an hour with your daughter?

Nah. My daughter doesn't like me and she works very hard to not work minimum wage like I do.

i want to know this too
please answer

Howdy Maine user.

>only making minimum wage as a whore
You must not be a very good one.

What is that something

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I can't even reply to posts

A productive hobby or a job you like. exercise, eat healthy . learn to be handy :)

I'm like 5'4" and slender and have small boobs. I'm trying.

I will do my best. Thank you oeigogoli

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>short and small boobs
HNNNGH
didn't you know they cancel eachother out?

Any diseases?

Nope. None so far. I regularly get tested and I always use protection.

you sound cute tho, smol girl. why dont you work other jobs?

Doesn't matter since she has your worthless whore genes and will naturally gravitate to sucking cock you junkie cum dumpster

What kind of rates do you do? Looking for new clients? Lol

>using Jow Forums to boost your business
lmao

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I skipped out on college because I was too dumb. I only had good grades in highschool because all my classes were designed for dummies. All you had to do to pass a class was simply to attend class and do the assignments. I wasn't prepared for college. No critical thinking skills, poor math skills, poor writing skills.

I charge $200 to hang out for sex. I don't really do hourly rates. I charge less if it's just talking and cuddling.

why this instead of wageslaving tho, is the job market really that shit over there?

>I charge $200 to hang out for sex
jesus christ. you're charging yourself out of the market. i know a smol qt who will fuck me for a $40 bag of weed. if you lower your price, you will get more clients

>I charge less if it's just talking and cuddling.
That.. actually sounds really nice. Do you advertise anywhere or just word of mouth?

yeah... because there's tons of robots in Augusta, Maine.

I work minimum wage and I do prostitution as a side gig. I live with my step-mom at the moment. I'm trying to get a warehouse job.

Anons made fun of me for my low prices, now you're bullying me for being too expensive.

Tell her that mommy sucks cocks for a living but it's fine because you enjoy it

>Augusta, Maine.
damnit. nowhere near me.

Where do you post ads? Ever since craigslist and backpage I've been unsure where to look. I mostly cycle between adultlook, mojo, and cityxguide, but obviously nothing will ever actually replace the big two.

how old are you, op?
how old were you when you became a prostitute?

I live in Camden but the last time I asked you flaked out on talking to me about meeting up.

College is the exact same way, maybe even moreso. Especially state schools. If you did well in high school you'd have excelled in college.

good luck with finding a job, glad you weren't just another le fembot thread and were actually interesting.

I'm 36 years old. I became a prostitute after highschool. A friend introduced me into the sex worker life style and I've been gobbling cocks ever since. Only taking vacations when I get a boyfriend.

sorry I missed that post.

You got a plan for when you hit 45+?

I don't think "I sucked dick for 25 years" looks good on a resume.

>a old roastie crack whore that sells her body for only 100$ and talks about it on a anime image board
Jesus Christ and i thought i was pathetic how you haven't killed yourself is beyond me

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How much would ass-to-ass on a dildo with your daughter cost?

>36yo
>5'4, smol, smol bewbies
i'd be your bf if not for this can i stretch out your holes anyway?

I hate you and feel sorry for you at the same time

I don't really plan on going to school. I'm okay with taking a warehouse job for the rest of my life.

She'll be fucking and sucking for recreation any year now, if shes not already. For all you know she might be interested in learning the tricks of the trade, and you could form a partnership once shes of age

why is it only this thread you anons can successfully barrage with abuse when there are so many other fucking fem threads that get ignored or fawned on?
jesus fucking christ, you guys are a fucking failure and this board is so trash because of you.

Do you have an online profile or something you could link me to if I provided proof I'm near you? Or can you tell me what services you offer/full list of prices? Overnights? I'm serious about hiring you since you've come here so you're used to this sort of shit but I don't know if you're messing around or serious.

3 clients a week. $600+

at what age was and how was your first sex experience?
Also, how was your first time selling yourself?

What a happy life you must led

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i would date a female me, i think female me would be great, where do i find one?

>lives in Boston
Can I look you up OP?

My first sexual experience was back in highschool. My boyfriend ended up knocking me up. Then when it came to college we broke up and he got a new girlfriend. They became her caretaker and my daughter grew up without me. I struggled with college so I dropped out. I was 19 when I did my first escort mission. It was one my friend's regular clients and he coached me on what to expect from a client and how to please them. I was depressed and depersonalized during this phrase so I went along with everything that happened. Working fast food wasn't enough and prostitution was a good way to keep myself fed. Then years later I started dating a co-worker. We didn't date until after he quit that job. We went out for a few years until he found out I used to be a prostitution. It's okay. He cheated on me .

Your slut of a daughter will probably masturbate to the thought of you getting your ass and pussy spread with cocks everyday when she realizes it, hopefully she will grow up to be a fucktoy like you. Admit you'd like that

>ignores all posts about hiring her
hmmm

My daughter isn't a slut. She's raised by a good man and woman. She sees me as a loser and I'm pretty sure my old boyfriend talks a lot of shit about me.

you seem pretty down to earth and not shitty like most people on here. why are you on Jow Forums of all places?

Yeah. I have a Ko-Fi account and Switter

Wait, OP, is your daughter a result of your trade?

Let me meet with her and I will make her into a slut, then you can both suck dicks and share cum together

Can you post? I've never hired an escort before so I don't know how it works but I'd wanna talk to you about what I'm interested in before booking. And I assume you get tested regularly, right? You're the "good" kind of escort and not the trashy street-walking kind?

Any hints on how to find you there?

>Only taking vacations when I get a boyfriend.

Guys actually want a prostitute gf? Or just the super desperate ones like the anons ITT?

I'm an idiot. What I meant was can you message people privately on those site?

Also this, obviously.

Wait a minute, you are 36, your daughter is 16 and you say that your first "escort mission" was when you were 19. So you started this side job of yours while pregnant or right after your daughter's birth?
Also, you broke up with your bf before or after both of you knew that you were pregnant?

This. OP, come back, tell us more!

>36 y/o
>Daughter is 16
> Had daughter before college
> First escort was at 19
36-16=20
So do you have another daughter who is 18, or is this bullshit?

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>"My first sexual experience was back in highschool. My boyfriend ended up knocking me up."
It's from her ex-boyfriend.

damn someone posted before I could decide on an image

that's why i asked "you started this side job of yours while pregnant or right after your daughter's birth?"
I never questioned who the father was, just the timing.

you didn't count the fact that the daughter is probably not 16 yo with 0 months and 0 days, and you also forgot to count the 9 months of pregnancy.
She either got pregnant when she was 18 or 19.

you niggers must be retarded if you think this is anything other than some smelly tranny larping for attention

>that's why i asked "you started this side job of yours while pregnant or right after your daughter's birth?"
I never questioned who the father was, just the timing.
i was meaning to respond to and

>>Then when it came to college we broke up and he got a new girlfriend. They became her caretaker and my daughter grew up without me.

>Had daughter before college
>Said first job was after college at 19
36-16=20

all that matters is that it's fun

half of those post are saying that its fake you restart

Even if it is, i don't give a shit, it's interesting and i don't have anything better to do.
>you could browse other threads!
Yeah, i forgot the high quality content that is being posted right now in Jow Forums.

ok that's true. however, people on the internet cant help but be right, so fuck off with your different opinion

Pregnant at 16
give birth at 16
Finish high school by 18
Drop out of college by 19
work minimum wage and be a prostitution until age of 32
get boyfriend that breaks up with you at the age of 36

but then shouldnt the larp daughter be 20

W-what's the rate for a night with your daughter haha. asking for a friend

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>>one of my daughter's friends saw me with a client
Which, I assume, means very recently, not 4 years ago.

My little sister had a child at 16 and is now 19 years old, she does drugs and a does a bunch of stupid shit. Do you know how to help someone like this? My sister means alot to me but I don't know how to help her. what do?

Are you op or just some user that is trying to summ all this shit up?
Because if you're op, either your daughter's friend saw you a few years ago, or you're really shitty at remembering the age of your own daughter.