How do i reject sex without seeming gay?

I Just stated a new job and on the first day I heard one of my female coworkers tell another one of my coworkers she is going to fuck the shit out of me. Im too nervous to touch people though and I'm afraid to have sex, what do I say? PS this is a genuine fear I have, I don't even like touching family but tough it out.

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Shes probably joking. Women like to joke about fucking incels because they dont see them as human and have no regard for their feelings, so they make fun of them behind their back.

I wish i was this disillusioned with the world

Like how far detached from reality and/or normal human interaction to genuinely buy this shit? I know this is Jow Forums but fucking really? Have you ever actually spoken to a women without wanting to fuck her and/or because you had to. Like seriously Im socially anxious as fuck and I've had enough interaction to know that its utter bullshit


Grow a spine you limp 119 degree hanging egg

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kys you utter fucking piece of shit

Just say you want to keep things professional. People say that on tv shows and stuff so it will probably work.

Yeah, but you still wouldn't cop to being a virgin in front of a girl, would you, faggot?

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I dont trust the police

S'what I thought.

Triggered?
U mad bro

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They really don't.
t. incel

Tell a girl you're an incel and see how that goes

I have. They find it sad, not funny. But I'm not American, so maybe it's just a cultural thing.

Sex is for ugly apes

do you think it was real?
in case it was, do you actually believe it?
lmao

You go to see a therapist because you're a fucking lunatic

Who cares if they think you're gay? Let them then maybe they will leave you alone.

That's the face I'm passenger. Just stare outside sad.

>They find it sad, not funny.

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>Who cares if they think you're gay? Let them then maybe they will leave you alone.
Letting them know you are gay will not work in getting rid of them as it will only increase their attraction for you (in my personal experience)

true. she will see you as a non threat and will want to be platonic friends

I believe it more has to do with self esteem or you are rejecting their advances rather them wanting to be friends with you (aka my personal experience with women who want me).

For example why would i wanna give a man a blowjob vs sucking her pussy is what she is thinking? or is there something wrong with her body.

And for extra point i usually make remarks toward them and their bodies (either flat titties, horrible pancake tits, stinky pussy, dirty asshole, that i would rather fuck a man then them etc).

So i am not your typical person here (on this board).

tell her you have a very small dick

Tell her you're only into little girls

tell her you don't like used goods

tell her you can't ignore the funny smell coming out of her mouth

Tell her what you told us.

just do a schmoseby on her

imagine being this mad
shoo shoo roastie!

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