Stop being overly quiet in social situations

Stop being overly quiet in social situations.

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*stares*

>chad being silent
"What a mysterious hunk, OMG Stacy we gotta ask him what he is doing tonight!"

>user being silent
"Ugh what a creep, Stacy call the cops and tell them he tried to rape us!"

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ok dad

>>Jow Forums

Chad doesn't do silent

I'd rather not run my fucking mouth on shit I know nothing of. Fuck entertainment television and celebrity gossip. I'll relax and sip my god damn beer and fuck off until I hear something I care about.

No. I know when it's my place to speak.
If I don't have anything to add to the conversation then I don't need to open my mouth.

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i used to think something is wrong with me. I told myself that "I don't enjoy socializing" is cope for people who are too insecure to socialize. I went out and forced myself to meet and befriend people but ultimately I realized that it's not really cope, I'm just a boring person who doesn't really enjoy social settings.

>"why are you so quiet, user?"
>"I have nothing to interesting to say about *currently discussed topic*"
*turns away from you*
>"ugh, user is so boring"

What do i say?

Law of Power 4: Always say less than necessary

“When you are trying to impress people with words, the more you say, the more common you appear, and the less in control. Even if you are saying something banal, it will seem original if you make it vague, open-ended, and sphinx-like. Powerful people impress and intimidate by saying less. The more you say, the more likely you are to say something foolish.”

That book is aids

but how?

>I'm just a boring person who doesn't really enjoy social settings.
>mfw I found out the same thing

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Stop blabbering incessantly in social situations.

That guy looks like such a faggot in that picture

if anyone want that turtleneck you can buy it from zara quite cheap

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I literally have nothing to say and generally aren't interested in what the gen pop talks about, like their work related stories and social drama bullshit I don't care about.

>chad is silent
>has dominant posture
>makes reasonable amount of eyecontact
>when he speaks he does so very clearly and confidently

>user is silent
>either stares at the floor or keeps staring at somebody without any facial expression
>on his phone all the time without really doing anything
>beta posture, hands always in pockets, shoulders hunched forward
>when he speaks he mumbles an incoherent mess

I can't, unless I'm drunk.
I am a completely different person when I'm drunk, it really surprises people if they've never drunk with me before.

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try being in a social setting where everybody is your friend (won't work if they drink and you don't)

*bots ur trees*

lmao then explain Trump

That's a bad spiral to fall in to breh, dont rely on booze to relax in social situations.

>the more you say, the more you are likely to say something foolish
Yes this explains trump very well

I like his presidency man, but he really delivers some language diarrhea a lot of the time

fuck off incel

Talk to much > not enough
I'm a loud mouth guy, former Autist. When you say shit some will hate you, some will love you but none is gonna stay indifferent. I you wanna be accepted in social group you have to interract, no one is gonna be interested by you if you're quiet, unless you're very handsome. In my uni class we have that handsome and muscular black guy but he is very quiet, so most of us like him but he's never invited to partys. And we have a jewish autist manlet who say shit everytime time, always 100% brutally honest and even if some hate him he ended up being funny and becoming the frat's mascot. Now he get invited to all partys, get a lot of attention from girls and he even got a date with a much beautiful girl than he seem to deserve last week.
So stop being "that mysterious guy" no one care about sasuke fags.

Why am I sentenced to be a virgin with no friends just by facial look despite everything I do

It hurts

I've read this shit and I don't get why it's so popular. It's advice for power, not having friends or becoming a likeable person. Apply this shit to your real life workplace and you'll end up being the boss's official coffee bringer or the megalomaniac chessplayer power point specialist
It's for fucking politics, not friends.

Stop constantly spewing verbal diarrhea, about shit no one gives a fuck about.

Like every law in that book, they have to be applied in the right circumstances. They shouldn't even be called "laws". It's more of a toolbox, not a set of firm rules. Many of the them contradict each other which further underscores how situational they are. Autists of course will read this and end up sitting in the corner dead silent eyeing everyone "mysteriously" during their nephew's fifth birthday party or something kek

Chad
>>has dominant posture
Is tall and has big shoulders
>>makes reasonable amount of eyecontact
nice face so people don't feel disgusted when he does
>>when he speaks he does so very clearly and confidently
has a deep masculine voice

user
>>either stares at the floor or keeps staring at somebody without any facial expression
people look with disgust at him so he avoids eye contact
>>on his phone all the time without really doing anything
most people are boring so he tries to distract himself
>>beta posture, hands always in pockets, shoulders hunched forward
perfect posture but small shoulders and short
>>when he speaks he mumbles an incoherent mess
is perfectly capable of talking but has a high pitched voice

Literally what the fuck does this have to do with fitness? Stop shitting up our board and go back to r9k.