Anyone else can't get a gf because you have a big butt?

Anyone else can't get a gf because you have a big butt?

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the fuck nigga
women love big butts

Go running and dont sit so much

i think its more my lack of personality rather than my ass that prevents me from getting a gf

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Can vouch, if they don't like steroid boys this is the next best thing

>tfw the only mildly sexual contact I've ever had was a girl groping my butt

used to be my only too

Same, she got a nice handful.

You mean sitting as in no exercise thus getting fatter? Sitting in a chair all day while not getting any fatter will make your ass flat.

>tfw the most intimate female contact you've had was a girl slapping your ass
Is this actually a fucking thing

my shift leader slapped my butt once when I was working at Burger King
what did she mean by this?

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my gf loved grabbing and slapping my ass. you dont have a gf because youre facially unattractive.

Women do this to assert dominance over you. You are her bitch if she does that.

I find that cute, actually. Nobody wants to assert their dominance over me anymore, though.

Google pelvic tilt, it makes ass appear bigger/curvier

Here comes a thread where dozens of flat ass skinny white boys proclaim how giant their ass is. Boring and played out.

this, except it was a black girl for me

How about you post your fat ass then boi

Try being a thin guy with a big ass, disproportionately thick thighs but with a masculine face.
Cant even go trap mode, fml

I can't get a gf cause I'm a skelly and too autistic to make up for that with some personality.

yes it never began.
femoids

No because I'm not fat like you boiz