I'm so jealous of my best friend I can't fucking stand it anymore.
him:
>23
>5'7 manlet
>chinlet
>hairlet
>twinky
>acne
Basically the definition of those small nerdy guy and he has the most perfect girlfriend ever.
her:
>19
>giant tits, 8/10 slim body
>8/10 face, gets hit on a lot
>no social media
>WAS a virgin
The thing is, her music, anime, and videogame tastes match EXACTLY with mine and is extremely well refined. We talked and everything clicks so perfectly that shes becoming my oneitis. How come he gets a girl like this? She's so in love with him. I'm so much better than him and more compatible. It's not fair. God is rubbing his ass in my nose.
I'm so jealous of my best friend I can't fucking stand it anymore
If you make a move you're a shit friend, move on because it's not worth it.
Just kill him. Make it look like an accident. And then just offer your shoulder for her like a good friend u are... After that just enjoy your pussy
.. you are self centred, overly judgemental, a bad friend and delusional.
There, that is why.
You are clearly not better and more compatible
>I'm so much better than him and more compatible.
Obviously you aren't.
lol dude
you will literally NEVER get this girl. EVER.
especially if she is your oneitis, not healthy buddy, even for a robot.
you seem like a self centered prick, and are obviously not better for her.
you know why your friend has such an awesome girlfriend? because he's not an insufferable autist asshole like you.
Face the truth, you're not good enough. Get over yourself and forget here.
>you're le self-centered
Why do normies always throw that as an insult? Obviously you can only feel your own emotions and have to deal with your own problems so being self-centered is fucking natural
someone's mad they'll never get their oneitis
psst, this is why you can't have nice things
I'm not OP and I don't have a oneitis tho, I'm just wondering why normies love the "self-centered" insult so much
I like how you throw normie around like an insult while the normie is the one fucking the girl you want.
Normie life best life, stay mad delusional boy. You went and cucked yourself.
sure, op.
your inability to see the bigger picture is why you will never get this girl, or have a stable relationship in any capacity. you will be alone for the rest of your life.
your inability to see why being self centered is bad, is also a leading factor.
>hairlet
he's actually bald op?
Gosh, you're both so fucking dumb that you couldn't even look at the posters counter before starting to insult me for shit that I didn't do
The normies I swear
Nobody wants to be around a fully self-centered person.
Does your friend have a big dick? Does he have a higher-than-average salary? Is he charismatic? If he's neither of those things, then you have given me hope.
>OMG she lieks the same shitty music and anime as me xDDDD we are soulmates!!!!!
you are fucking retarded. there's a reason why she's with him and not you. don't become a fucking orbiter and move on, there's other girls out there. he's probably fucking her while you complain on this gay ass thread about it kek
Being self-centered is not natural. Empathy/Sympathy are basic human emotions.This is why you're on r9k, user
It's one thing to be jealous of someone, it's another to fall in love with his partner and actively think he's not as good as you for her.
>I'm so much better than him and more compatible.
>this rite here is why you do not.
Stop moping you fuckin muppet and do somethin bout it .
>he thinks that having the same taste in music and cartoons is important in a relationship
haha what a clueless fucking virgin loser.
holy shit I was able to work out that that shit is insignificant and doesn't matter at all when I was fucking 16.
you stupid fucking nerd lmao
>"I just need to find a girl who likes the same japanese cartoons and music bands as me , then she should like me and I'll be able to make her my girlfriend"
hahahahaha anyone this stupid and low IQ deserves to be unhappy
Your a terrible fren, post more beaten up 2d grills i like looking at them because i wanna hug em
That friends description fits me. Where's my gf?
Describe his personality.
You don't deserve it user, i honestly hope you die
Then what should I look for?
You don't have to look for anything.
Just talk to people, when you meet the right one you'll know. You probably will share some interest as them but not nearly as close as you would think they are.
Maybe you both like video games but you probably don't both like the same type or something to that affect. Cause after a certain point you are just wanting to date yourself
Describe his personality and how they met immediately or I will call the police.
Literal NPC post, go back to facebook braindead retard.
stay salty you will be forever alone then
you can't say no one tried to help now either
Wow you sound twisted on this. Do you mind describing yourself? Because I don't believe you're all that. If you want a girl like that you can't think of it like you're turning in a resume, it's a natural connection that must be made.
I asked out a girl recently and she said no because she's seeing someone else. Someone who is, in my opinion, not all that looks-wise. However, he has a great personality and treats everyone with respect. I'm his friend and I felt bad about asking her out when I found out it was him. I respected my friend. Can you say the same, Imperial?
Reading this I'd say the reason why you don't get pussy is because you seem to be self loathing as fuck.
>muh I'm better than some other human being so I should get things yet for some reason I don't
Anyone with that attitude will either never have a relationship to begin with or won't hold it long because girls have a sixth sense for that shit.
If you want to improve your life just live it as if you were entitled to nothing and aknowledge that you might have to work hard to achieve something that comes natural to other. Once you have that going for you and you also don't break at the realization that even if you work hard life might piss in your cereal...well then you are a successfull human bean.
For one thing, if you try to cuck your friend you're a piece of shit. For another, all the stupid fucking memes on here about what quota you need to meet to get women are bullshit. Women don't know what the fuck they want and fall for people for reasons no one, not even themselves, knows. Maybe being a typical chad will make a woman more likely to cheat on her bf, but that's not indicitve of what they want in a partner anymore than a fetish is indicitve of your actual preferences for a real human being. Now I ain't saying the virgin/incel problem isn't real, so no normies better quote me as if I said that. There are definately guys who are really fucked over by women and the world. Most normie guys with gfs aren't chad though, they're just random people with random traits who happened to get gfs because they're probably extroverted.
>no social media
How do I find girls like her?
maybe she has a cute friend?