What are you dressing as for Halloween?

What are you dressing as for Halloween?

You do have plans don't you?

And gains to show off, right?

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My country doesn't celebrate garbage like halloween

I don't partake in pagan fests, may Allah protect me

Which country?

I don't know what to go as, I'm reaching bearmode but don't have the definition of my stomach yet. All I can think of is going as the dude from big lebrowski

Gonna use makeup for battle damage and power lines.

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Idk I haven't figured it out yet.

Maybe a douchey meme spiderman since it's the best physique I can pull off and cause I give no fucks.

Speaking of which

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His body is perfect

I remember when a kid at my primary school went as a "Paki woman". He just painted his face brown and carried around 6 dolls - also painted brown.

Might do that.

India

Top kek. You don't celebrate garbage, you literally celebrate shit.

Cringe

I'm 6'8. Give me ideas.

Already done Lurch, Stretch Armstrong, the Jolly Green Giant, Frankenstein and the BFG.

POO

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Zeus, slender man, that guy with extendable limbs from street fighter

Everyday is garbage day in India.

Do Napoleon, king of manlets

roman toga is my go-to
>cheap, a white sheet is all you need
>low-key gains display
>roman orgy "the implication"

I don't not take part in heathen witch festivals. I will go to the church during the all hallows day.

you don't celebrate garbage, you just are garbage

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Based

>I'm reaching bear mode

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A Templar knight with no sleeves. I've lost 40 pounds since last year, don't even care that I'm a dyel, just want to feel comfortable in a social setting.

Master Chief
Doom guy
The mountain
Xerxes

IN

With your gains, you should go as Jack Skellington.

I’m tempted to dress up as Tim, but I’m afraid people will think I have a scat/piss fetish

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Your entire country is garbage pajeet

How big are you?

I’m gonna wear one of those animal onesies that girls wear. Hopefully I don’t get mistaken from behind for being a girl cause I’m only 5’6”

The only clever things I've come up with are Tri Fi-Shreddy and Gymmy Buff-et.

You poo in the loo pajeet?

You know u want to be a trap user don't hide it sexy.

I'm going as Deadpool, dressed as Hugh Heifner.

Shirtless Kylo Ren

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this is going to look so good ahah great job user

I’m cub mode not think mode so hopefully my shoulders are wide enough to be seen even with the baggy costume

Even cringyer than the anime shit

Ah, a man of taste

Ah, a faggot, with no creativity

Says the guy who is doing the whole “lol random XD” character

Ebin burn, my guy.
You're fuckin funny, maybe you should be HeifPool

in my country it's the day when we remind those who passed away instead of running around in costumes stuffing our faces with mini snickers bars

>worried people will think I have a scat fetish if I walk around as a human toilet

>stuffing our faces with mini Snickers bars

You mean alcohol, and slutty nurse tiddies
FTFY

wait until you are 21 user

Imagine being such a faggot that you have to come into a thread about Halloween outfits and start shit about "wäöh i don't celebrate Halloween"

legitimate answer to the question what I'll wear on halloween

Are you upset? You sound upset.

I'm 29 :^)
You're never too old to drink other people's alcohol, and fuck sluts at college parties. Especially, when you're Jow Forums

cringe

>Seething

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we dont celebrate halloween over here, paganshits fuck off

Go stand on some train tracks

lost a bit of weight and got my costume altered since pic got taken.

its gonna be a fun halloween weekend since its also london comic con on the 26-28th, im already thirsty for all the cute boys that will be there

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Just go back will you

Back?

I'm going as a sexy Ebola nurse. Got a $5 disposable biosafety suit and cut off the arms and lower legs.

actually confused if you are a lad or a lad without pp

Kek

Does being hapa fuck with your mind?

No, i never even knew that shit existed before the elliot roger meme.

guy. i like anyone whos cute, regardless of gender.

You chuck your garbage into the streets

>I don't calibrate garbage
>he is from India
Hahahahahahahaababababahahagahagagagagag

>Everyone falling for this b8

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I'm just gonna wear a boiler suit tied round the waist, a white vest with fake blood splattered over it and a mask

Could anyone pull a jojo off?

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what weight are you?

At first I was going to be Batman and wife was going to be poison ivy (she wanted to be poison ivy because she died her hair red and did her nails green and someone said she looked like her - I didn’t want to be Robin because he is a faggot tho)

We tried that out at the costume store and I looked good af because the suit hat those fake “muscles” built in which added to my actual gains...


But in the end we decided it would be funnier if I went as a priest and her as a little girl (got her a child-sized care bear costume, and a cartoonish lollipop)

Because comedy trumps gains

what animu is this

Can you post pic please? I've never seen a 6ft8 man

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hahaha I did that in Miami a couple years ago. I was the priest and my homie was the little boy. He got one of those hats with the propellors on it, a stuffed bear to carry around, suspenders with shorts that were way too small, a candy bucket, and a lolli. People loved that shit

Caught this gem off Facebook earlier

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you really shouldnt man

Ima gonna

Do I... arouse you?

>london
I will find you and I will rape you.

Pop Team Epic. Don't watch it, it's reddit garbage

reminder any christian anons celebrating this holiday of death are doing wrong by the lord the way the truth and the LIFE

fuck off death lovers

If you’re big go as Jason Voorhees

Reminder any christians celebrating Christmas are celebrating a pagan holiday

you better not celebrate christmas on 25th of december then. Or easter in spring. Both were set over pagan festivals.

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He probably looks like he's been put in a taffy puller. I know a guy who is 6'11" and he's actually well-proportioned which always amazes me.

That's pretty beta lmao

how legit is this?

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>no mention of reps
somewhat accurate nonetheless though.

That's basically what I do but also pendlay rows and I can't say I'm upset with how I look. Basically modified stronglifts (dips, pullups, pushups for more arm work)

This guy is dyel lol

there will be dozens of us wearing this outfit, so the odds are on my favor pakibro

Absolutely cringe and bluepilled

How do I know that this will be fucking everywhere this Halloween?

Going to Japan to see a bunch of small idol groups. Going out to see my Oshi in her costume so I'm pretty excited to see her reaction. Might just party around Shibuya afterwards.
I think my cosplay does a good enough job showing off my gains.

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Because it’s popular.

>dur popularity is bluepill

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post body faggot

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>not going as MVP basedboy

Dude.

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solid snake (mgs1)

Yeah, got a party next week. Going as black suit Spidey again but this time I’m wearing timberlands too

I'm bald but not yet Jow Forums

wat do