Yesterday I pretended to have a gf again

Yesterday I pretended to have a gf again.
>rented hotel room
>jacked off to web porn, massage flyers, and the image of a fat assed hooker
>downloaded 150+gb of anime
>ate expensive steak with eggs
>had a wine
>showered, and bathed twice
>took a bus back home
My family thinks that I'm a real poon hound, because I do it once, or twice a month with a different fake GF.

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No one else can relate?

Why not hire one if the younger call girls?

>I go out twice a month, the family thinks I'm a poon hound
LOL

>Why not hire one if the younger call girls?
I don't even know how user, and I feel like my thing just works for now.

>the image of a fat assed hooker
p-post image please?

Mental image. They hang out at the hotels.

Why not get an escort if you're paying for a hotel room?

We need more people like you on this board user.

>Why not get an escort if you're paying for a hotel room?
The risk of jail scares me.
>pay for semen demon
>go to jail
I don't know which prostitute that I could trust user.