First day as a CS freshman >guy cosplaying as anime character >comsci = gayming >unironically talking about memes irl >female incels >below 18/ above 25 bmi >soiiboiis overcompensating with "personality" >discord >"""""""""""""""introverts""""""""""""""""""""""
There was a guy in my Music Appreciation class that clearly did not brush his teeth and legitimately have body odor/facial odor. I guessed he was a CS major and I was right
Kayden Thompson
Try shooting the place up. Thin out the crowds for us user.
Jose Perry
> Female incels
Austin Price
First week as a comsci major
Monday lecture >Everyone I see is underweight or overweight >Guy cosplaying as an anime character >Professor begins to go over the syllabus. Can’t barely hear him despite him speaking into a microphone. Half of what he says is ‘uh’, ‘um’ or ‘ah’. >Professor asks a question and a guy raises his hand, gives the correct answer, then stands up and dabs in celebration. Class bursts out laughing.
Tuesday before the lecture >People talking about memes >People talking about fortnite >People talking about reddit >That one guy talking about Jow Forums >That one dude that was so small, frail and thin that he made me look like thor. >I feel like their autism is starting to rub off on me and it’s only day 1 >Almost everyone is weird, creepy and they stink. >95% of them are hard autistic fags or furries while other 5% is kinda normal, still they act like superior intellectuals and won't talk to anyone >That one guy who walks the hall and must touch each wall and each bench because he is so fucking autistic.
Tuesday during the lecture >black kid in front of me is drawing a chibi anime girl and not paying attention >another kid is watching a fortnite streamer
Thursday >Go to the workshop class >Teacher doesn’t even say anything, we are given a list of problems to solve with Python >Nobody talks >Teacher just comes over when someone raises their hand and mumbles the answer >It’s a two hour class but people can leave whenever they want. Huge list of intermediate python problems but half the class leaves after five minutes. >People coming to class 30m late and teacher doesn’t care
get accustomed to this life. CS people are shit as hell, I'm in my 2nd year right now. haven't talked to ANYONE for entire first year, literally NO ONE.
Ryan Campbell
This thread? Again?
Lincoln Wilson
>Were there any attractive girls in your class? >girls Dont let their feminine looks deceive you; they were males from the beginning.
> tfw class is over and everyone starts talking to their friends except you
Austin Morgan
Last year a guy in my class was making virgin vs Chad jokes. When did talking about memes become acceptable?
Jordan Edwards
when pepe/wojakposting replaced every other meme
Joshua Martinez
We had this exact thread before you fucking nigger
Luis Wood
>Any tips? go back to r*ddit you frogposter
Dominic Rivera
nice joke
Sebastian Brown
also happened to be as a freshman >going to a computer lab just to see bunch of idiots watching anime without headphones >hearing female anime characters talk and scream
well thank god in my uni we have calculus and physics as obligatory, most of them dropped out.
Justin Price
went to a rank 1 school
2-3 fatties, 4-6 autismos, mostly overachieving normies, few people who actually liked computers
Jaxson Harris
>95% of them are hard autistic fags or furries while other 5% is kinda normal, still they act like superior intellectuals and won't talk to anyone
> doesn't talk to anyone for a year
user, I..
Carson Mitchell
when I was in high school so like 10 years ago
Anthony Rivera
My first day: >woah, finally a hard math class >yay!
>shitting on weebs >doesn't realize this is an anime website shigger
Chase Collins
Why is that a good thing? I wish I could coast through uni math
t. calc2let
Owen Scott
I know this is pasta, but all of those people will have decent jobs when they graduate because of networking and whoever wrote this originally will be unemployed. Feels good not being a normie.
And one really really hot girl that made everyone really uncomfortable.
Adrian Hughes
I have a 51 year old boomer trying to learn computers 40 something year old hag that used to be a pr for a tech company trying to learn more about computers A couple other middle aged women 15 year old high school girl 17 year old black girl A nerd with glasses that likes the Nintendo 64 A lazy stoner that wants to be a video game developer A short woman with a huge ass that doesn't understand anything And I guess everyone else is fairly average
Ryan Smith
don't let your dreams be memes tbhon
Austin Turner
>whole year without talking to anyone Looks like you fit right into the autism squad, user.
Hunter Diaz
>>soiiboiis overcompensating with "personality" What does that even mean?
Thomas Hernandez
I think OP meant extroverted normie liberal white male
Jace King
Why does CS attract so many spergs, its like it picks the weirdest crustiest people out of the gutters of the earth. There was some trans faggot who was wearing a dog collar, kitten ears and a tail in class. Another guy just smelled like he was walking around with a dirty diaper constantly and would pick his nose then flick it in lecture hall.
Jaxson Carter
A 6'5 skeleton called me a manlet on my first day
Mason Harris
Why do all the pajeets run around and sit in class in packs. They also always talk whenever the professor is talking. Does this happen for anyone else?
Levi Gray
Because your friends are usually the same race as you > indians > international chinese > asians > whites > mexicans
Landon King
I'm taking a discrete mathematics class, along with second semester of c++. I made some friends too. Good semester so far.
Also my programming teacher called me a good student, which boosts my confidence. I completed 2 projects super early.
Xavier James
Once you get into data structures it weeds all the "gaymerz" out and shitty students.
Liam Baker
This but unironically. All the sperg vape faggots were gone after my data structures class.
Nathan Thompson
>why are people friends with their own race gee I don't know, they must be racist
Luke Diaz
Its great, I'm in my second semester of c++, and the teacher is urging people to work on stuff early. People are still not heeding his advice.
Aiden Long
There was some idiot who was flipping out in class telling people he might have to drop out because he couldn't write a simple program in java. >I'm good with computers idk why i can't learn to program >watches anime and makes shit EDM all day instead of working on assignments
Jeremiah Hill
Yeah. There was some sperg talking about magic the gathering, like Jesus dude, don't talk about that stuff in public.
Parker Watson
Why does cs attract these people, ive only ever had like 2 or 3 CS classes that had chads, normal people, and a couple babes
Lucas Reed
All the chads dropped, or failed the class last semester. Or they are in business.
Dominic Butler
Wow you sound like a lot of fun OP! Did you tell them about your free software projects?
>this is an anime website No it's fucking not. Fucking neck yourself you disgusting attention whoring anime pedo fag
Cooper Thomas
I masturbated fantasizing about my niece
Asher Martin
>pedo fag she's 500 years old it's fine faggot enjoy your dried up 3d puss
Jayden James
Are you american? Please say that the EU is different. I'm scared bros...
Anthony Cooper
I remember my first day
>guy growing tranny tier nails >another talking about his furaffinity persona >he had a goatee, long curly hair with white dots in it and a stanky breath >fatties, spergs >"le, le, le" >three girls in the semestre >one's a WoW nerd with orange dyed hair, fat >one's a muslim with hijab >another is a 2 meter tall hottie wil short red hair and, boy, those legs >probably a tranny, she left after a semester
and so did I and never looked back.
Daniel Taylor
>playing games on 3ds/switch before class
Kayden Campbell
>go to compsci >cringe tier memetics on every corner, tumblr rainbow hair, pink haired guys, communist teachers with political agendas rather than EXPLAINING HOW TO LIKE CODE >4 years of this? No thanks. >like gamedev and look for a job >find an internship >quit studies >work on projects and learn with the small startup >full time, quickly climb to the top >very nice environment, not forced to socialize past discussing what we are working on >owner has a 15 year experience, spends his weekend teaching us various things >sometimes play games together or talk about shows/anime >start earning nice amount, need to expand
>try to hire people >tons of people from my old university >still the tinted sjw shits >cant even write a fizzbuzz with 3 years into compsci >dont know what binary counting is >ask them to write a very simple code snippet >its always a single class, one function, atleast 10 monster ifs slapped into it >okay, maybe they are panicking. Ask for project examples >its even worse >had a few cases where its literally filled with uwu owo type of shit >repeating functions with one changed variable, not even overloads >one had a comment rambling about white males in a method >mfw Whats the point of all of it. All the compsci students ive met were full of shitty entry level anime, itsa MARIO OOOOOOO, cosplaying to a fucking interview and rather than talking about code, they start mumbling about gender equality and trans rights in a work place. I cant fucking thank my luck enough for deciding to drop that useless piece of shit meme study. Maybe its better in some areas, but ive been hearing similar reaponses. Maybe its because im in a gamedev company and we attract these people. Our own fault. I hate universities so fuckung much. It feels like they teach nothing, coddle people and fill their heads with materials unrelated to the subject.
Thomas Murphy
Sounds a lot like this place these days
Liam Rivera
If wanting to be a tranny >>/lgbt/ If just a trap >>Jow Forums
Jonathan Long
Was kinda like that in game design for me. Except there was one chad who i went to nationals with.
Angel Ross
I'm starting in 10 days, dreading the kind of people I'm going to have to make friends with
Angel Lopez
What about math majors, what kind of people are there in that department?
Jason Bailey
College is a meme. It seems like these days they look like adult daycare centers.
Yeah it was pretty much the same when I started. The other students were the most obnoxious "gamer" types and arrogant sperglords. It's not that they're spergs thats annoying, i'm a sperg too. Its how loud and confident they are about it. They also acted like they're hot shit for doing the most mundane programming assignments. Wow dude you wrote a for loop to print every odd number 1-100. Such a hacker.
The good news is they will start to drop like flies. Basic java programming legitimately made more than 50% of the class drop the course. After midterms the room was almost empty compared to the crowd from before.
I'm 2nd year now and now it's mostly just a SHIT ton of Indian dudes, a few asian guys, like 2 asian girls (both qt), an african chick, and a few autistic looking white guys who keep to themselves. I think besides me there's only 1 or 2 other black guys. No one is nearly as annoying as the people from the first year, although it's still not great. It's a total sausage fest, and some of the indians act like retards or think they're hot shit for using "inspect element" on a page. Seems no one has any real appreciation for CS and they just are in it for the money, which is cool I guess but its annoying when the proffesor stops lecturing and spends 15 minutes going on about "muh 60k starting" and "bio majors will NEVER make this much" and just sperging out bragging about how CSlords are superior to everyone else.
Looks like no one in the room has lifted a weight or played a sport in their life, everyone is introverted as fuck and low energy and sitting in a room filled with computers and these people is kind of depressing, to be honest. Not that i'm any exception to the rule.
Thats how it was in game dev. Everyone thought they were so cool and shit. But as soon as we got to the hard part. Everyone just gave up.
Hunter Bailey
>cant even write a fizzbuzz with 3 years into compsci >dont know what binary counting is >ask them to write a very simple code snippet >its always a single class, one function, atleast 10 monster ifs slapped into it i'll never understand this but i guess it just means some people are actually, truly, honestly dumb and not meant to do things they think they want to do.
Jack Baker
chad nerds, normal nerds, and future unabombers
Josiah Hernandez
>future unabombers explain do you just say that because ted was a math major?
Kevin Brooks
i wish i was good at math
i failed it twice in HS due to not showing up cause i either woke up at 11 everyday or just slept through the whole day and didn't show up at all
the max i did was precalc but i dont remember shit
Oliver Ramirez
she leaves after the first semester and you never hear about her again, even the people who sat next to her don't know where she went.
Juan Taylor
What the fuck man, with technology and programming resources becoming more accessible by the year I thought the standards would improve; that odd-number loop you mentioned would be standard stuff you see in a middle-school GATE programming class or your standard HS level course. College admissions are becoming very competitive too and I find it hard to believe anyone can get into a CS program (which has their own admissions standards on top) without knowing what a variable was for instance. Is it really that bad?
How is that 15 year old high school girl like? Is she some sort of dual-enrollment/homeschooled adderrall junkie?
Jacob Hughes
iktf man. I think math is cool but i suck at it, just not how my brain was wired. I studied a lot and at least now I'm better than before, but i'll never be able to intuitively grasp mathematics like a natural
Joshua Rodriguez
>find an internship do you just happen to live in a city with tons of game studios? what were your qualifications?
Aiden Kelly
>Is it really that bad? It is here at least. It really just depends on the school desu.
Jason Cooper
Is it a community college or what? Is it a school ranked within top 250?
Henry Price
>literally filled with uwu owo type of shit What's this?
Nathan Bell
I'm similar. I also enjoy using basic math in practical ways but it's obvious that my brain doesn't excel at it. I have to really force myself to visualize the concepts and be patient while to some people the answer just seems to appear without effort. comfy news: I just found out I narrowly passed the "math 102" type thing in my CS bachelor.