Oh god

>why is god doing this to me??
>he doesn't know

I don't even have a car to get to one, don't even know where one is. I haven't left my room in a long time

What are you going to accuse me of being a faggot and sticking shit up my ass like half this board does? Hell no not once not ever

yea could be mid stage cancer, seen this happen to somebody before

Get an Uber. They'll understand when you say your ass is bleeding.

Dude no don't tell me that, I don't smoke I don't even keave the house how could it be cancer?

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It could be something else though. Either way op needs to get some medical.

Yeah you're a man now, son.

Probably hemorrhoids. Everyone thinks of them as painful but sometimes you can't even feel them and you only know they're there because your ass leaks blood.

I am being realistic here. Your ass could stop bleeding in a day or two but whatever is festering up in there could come back to fuck you in a year or two. You should get it checked out.

I don't have any money and uber doesn't come to my town. Theres taxis but I'm broke, I just live off church donations that a lady who was friends with my momn before she died brings me

cancer can be genetic too

>I don't have a job or health insurance.
Laughing at you in australian.
HOLY FUCK, your country is so shit.
I get free everything

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Don't you only get hemorrhoids from straining? I live pretty sedentary

My little user had his first boiperiod!

Can get hemorrhoids from sitting all the fucking time, which I'm sure you do

Blame idiots who think that health insurance for all is somehow going to fuck the country

Why do you keep making excuses? Let your ass bleed out, it's for the best.

lost my shit at this but probably true. i bet you have a hemorrhoid inside your asshole that popped.

I don't think anyone in my family has it but my only living relative is my dad who I haven't seen in years since he went to prison

Glad my existential terror is bringing you some giggles dude :/

>I hope it goes away
This isn't the kind of shit you can sleep off OP. You're internally bleeding. Get your ass to the doctor or the ER.

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don't be a retard
it's probably hemorrhoids, just bend over and spread your ass in front of a mirror. should be able to see them on your butthole. then just get preparation h and you'll be fine pussy

posting in thread of a soon to be dead guy

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>Don't you only get hemorrhoids from straining
Nope.

>I live pretty sedentary
And you're also probably fat, don't eat enough fiber and spend pretty much all of your time sitting.

No
Never do this.
Don't look at your own butthole
It will change you.

>don't be a retard
>it's probably hemorrhoids, just bend over and spread your ass in front of a mirror. should be able to see them on your butthole. then just get preparation h and you'll be fine pussy

If they were external he'd feel them already and if they're internal he won't be able to see them.

I mean yeah I sit a lot and lay down a lot but I also get up to take showers and wash laundry too

Thats what I was doing... Maybe it'll stop and not come back. i don't know what else to do, Im sure searching online will just say CANCER CANCER ASS CANCER

It is just your boipucci shedding its walls, nothing to worry about OP it just means you are a fertile little sissy who is ready to be bred

CANCER CANCER ASS CANCER

It will tell you that red blood = hemorrhoids, black blood = ass cancer. Your blood is clearly red. The cure is more ass dickings to break up the clot in the hemorrhoid.

are you some filthy homosexual deviant? if so, maybe don't engage in your deranged feces/blood/Sodom pleasure anymore.. if not, then this would be pretty weird, but since the blood is bright red, it's not a upper GI bleed, so you're not having an internal hemorrhage.. Also, if it hurts to sit, then the laceration is probably near your anus.. This means you probaby have a hemmoroid.. Try to locate the source of the bleeding... otherwise go to a doctor.. based on what I know, you don't need to go to the ER...

t. EMT

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Depends on your posture and chair desu. I've had hemorrhoids cause my chair was shit. I've had them go away once I used a cushion to sit on and got a better chair later.

How? My credit is really bad so I don't think I could get an ambulance without cash or insurance, a taxi ride would be at least 20 bucks I'm sure and I don't even have that... Don't even know where a doctor is to try to walk

I did look at my ass but didn't see anything after wiping the blood away. The blood just comes randomly though and not from any visible wound

Stop it ;_;

I'm not that fat, skinny fat maybe

Did it actually come out of your ass or do you maybe have a wound above the butt? Could be an infected hair sac.

>laundry
Obviously with all that blood coming out your ass.

Since I'm feeling nice I'll point out that the blood is most likely from an external source unless you actually feel liquid seeping out, which the sphincter does a well enough job keeping in (unless you go wild with a dragon dildo bi-weekly)

The other, less pleasant option would be an anal fistula (Google it) which isn't usually that big a deal provided you have access to medical

Fuck no, never. I am a regular christian dude who tries to keep my homophobic tendencies in check just to be polite

My furniture is old but not particularly uncomfortable, has paddes seating and all

How old are you anonbloodbutt?

I bleed out my ass whenever I walk around a lot. I think it's just friction because I have a big ass.

I was hoping it was external but I don't see anything on my ass cheeks or around the butthole either. Thats what has me really scared theres also a soreness that feels like its from up inside

It's external, or from your lowest intestestine near your sphincter (because red blood, and not black).
Busted hemmorhoid maybe? Also how old are you?

26. Too young for this type of shit right?

I only really walk between the 3 rooms in my house. Sorry for your ass friction though

It's okay bro, you're just having your manperiod

Are you going to stream your funeral? Some places do that now upon request.

Just go see a doctor.
I highly doubt anything is immediately life threatening so see what you can manage in the following week. If you're a NEET poorfag American (like me) you can get medicaid, in fact you still might be enrolled from the Obamacare mandates (like me)

>26
I year too old to be under parents insurance, but you could still get cheap/free insurance user, and go to the ER while you are getting insurance (might want to get insurance first though to be sure).

I'm about to cry I can feel more about to come out. I don't fucking deserve this shit

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>How? My credit is really bad so I don't think I could get an ambulance without cash or insurance, a taxi ride would be at least 20 bucks I'm sure and I don't even have that... Don't even know where a doctor is to try to walk

youre pathetic op, just kill yourself already.

I really don't know how any of that works though I just live in the small house my mom left me when she passed and the church brings me groceries. I haven't left the house all year

>suddenly and randomly gets ass cancer
>going to doctor will basically put him in debt
America, everyone

>I really don't know how any of that works though
Maybe it's time that you figured this shit out. All the info is on the internet, and you could probably set everything up on the internet.

This fuckin sucks man I guess my body agrees with you though. I feel like I'm gonna puke I'm so dizzy after thinking too much about all this, nobodys really being encouraging but I can face the music and realize its cause I'm probably fucked...

Everyone has cancer we all have it right now ,your immune system keeps it repressed. You may have a type that your body cannot adapt against. Call a fucking ambulance if needs be. Don't be the guy who died from ass cancer or infection. That shits for the queers and those with odd fetishes.

go choke on akimbobos dick and use your free healthcare to get it checked out you faggot

This is what happens when you fall for the gay meme, user.

>America, everyone
The help user needs is in fact available, but op doesn't do the proper steps to help himself. He won't even go to the fucking doctor, and really doesn't know how anything works outside of muh american healthcare memes.

You're here posting on Jow Forums which means you have Internet access.
You're just going to have to look that shit up. Medicaid is managed by your atate. Look up the number and call. Could probably use email if you don't actually have a phone.

Getting rides and shit is all on you though, maybe help through the church

r u sure your not a faggot? most fag posters here use '_' this kind of emoticon thingy that your using rn.

I can't call an ambulance man I would probably go to jail or whatever hapens to people who can't even pay with credit

Never dude, homosexuality is a sin

I want to go but I literally don't know how to get to one with no money for at least a taxi, I looked it up and the nearest hospital is like 20 miles away and I can't walk that

>I would probably go to jail or whatever hapens to people who can't even pay with credit
How... cute? Are you trying to troll here

so you just made this thread to complain about how bloody shitty your life is?

Yeah theres some open wifi somewhere near me that I use. I'm pretty sure to get on insuramce at this point in my life I'd have to physically go to an office somewhere and it would still cost money in some way no doubt. I should have gotten a job years ago but I let my anxieties fester and never thought something like this would happen

That's anxiety.
Your kicking your own ass with too much worry. I imagine blood coming from your ass is concerning as fuck but the worry is just spiking your blood pressure which is only going to make any bleeding worse.
Do your best to calm down

While you're at home use the internet to find yourself some insurance online.
Call the paramedics, and have them pick you up, because your ass is bleeding.
Pay bill with your new insurance, or let the hospital bill go to collections.
Worse case scenario is that you die without paying any bills.

I literally don't know what happens sorry. What happens if you can't pay in anyway for a service you take?

I was half hoping someone with medical knowledge would be able to just tell me a home remedy or something.

I want to but its kinda hard at this point

>I was half hoping someone with medical knowledge would be able to just tell me a home remedy or something.
Shove a tampon up your asshole?

Nothing fucking happens you cannot be jailed for having shit credit. Your hospital debt will be sold off to a collection agency, if you don't pay. If you ever wage cuck the VERY worst that will happen is your check will be garnished. I am 12k+ in debt for medical bills. NOTHING has happened the only time you get jailed for debt is if you dodge child support.

How shitty is your diet?
I had a friend who was bleeding from the ass for weeks, he took probiotic pills and it went away. All he would eat is pretty much chicken nuggets and pizza. And shitloads of soda.

OP what state are you in? I'll solve your problem if you tell me.

I found healthcare.gov and trying to figure it out, I made an account but I don't think I can qualify online its saying I can get in person help or qualify by mail which takes 2+ weeks. Don't you have to pay something upfront first or have proof of income too? God I think I'm fucked

Gotta call/email to figure it out and go from there.
Yes you will need some money (for me a trip to the ER via ambulance is $3)

You're gonna have to rely on charity. Again your church. Otherwise say farewell to the house you mom left you. Sucks but that's the game in the land of the free

see
I could probably figure out a quick temp/permanent solution for you.

I unironically feel bad for you mate. Living in the third world really isn't a joke. Hope you'll get better soon.

Red blood coming from your ass means it's something coming from near your asshole. Probably a popped hemorrhoid.

If you've got black shit or any other strange colors coming from your ass, that's when the real worrying begins.

The cause of the bleeding is unknown. Can't help you without a diagnosis.

Again, the best medical advice I can give is to calm the fuck down.

He was maybe 24, and he literally went to the ER and all they could tell him is "you need to eat better" and release him. It was a huge waste on his part but he's an idiot.

Well thats somewhat of a relief I guess, thanks for the info

Mostly things like bread, canned vegetables, pastas, canned soups and things like that. I only drink water

I'm scared of what you mean by this...

I don't actually know anything about the church, this lady who was friends with my mom just brings me donations out of the goodness of her heart. She usually just drops them at the door on random days, I've barely said a word to her my whole life, don't evem have her phone number. I'm really socially phobic so despite her doing something really nice I tend to avoid socializinf

OP what state are you in? originale questione.

>I'm scared of what you mean by this...
I mean that I could probably figure out the most reasonable options there are for you if you tell me what state that you live in.

Laughing at people getting fucked by their own gubberment makes you even more disgusting than the people that think it's ok the way it is. Fucking Australian's man, I swear I hate you all.

Are you speaking from your own experiences there, lad?
*unzips your dick*

Idk it usually seems red whe I first catch it but if I've been bleeding throughout the day without noticing the stains are really dark, is that just how blood dries?

I live in bumfuck nowhere arkansas

user I really don't understand your reasoning and logic behind doing anything but going to the hospital, You'd rather just sit at home and die of internally bleeding ass cancer hemorrhoids than a fine or something?? Unless you value debt over your own life there isn't really an argument against going to the doctors at the earliest opportunity, no matter how difficult, because none of it is more difficult than dying of ass cancer from shoving too many uncleaned dragon dildos up your twink anus. Use Google and ur brain pls.

You've seen those photos of human-shaped stains on the floor, usually near a bed (im sure someone could post one now)? That could be you. Probably not from the bloody ass, but something else down the line.
Do something. Wait for that lady and just ask her for help. When you get some shit sorted out repay her how you can of that's the sort of person you are.
No one should be a decomposition stain on the carpet like that.

>I live in bumfuck nowhere arkansas
Do you have a criminal record?

Not dragon dildos. Corn.

I can't blame the government man, I'm a full groen adult who chose not to learn how to survive before it was too late. I never once tried to think about the future because it either depressed or terrified me. Normal people habe their shit in order so that things like this aren't a problem. I'm a literal retarded failure who is about to get cleaned from the gene pool...

The only way I can logically figure to get there is by taxi but I don't have the funds or anyone who could even lend me the funds. I could try hitchhiking but I'm socially retarded and a nervous wreck over all of this so it probably wouldn't work

No

I have no idea when the next she'll come is though she already came at the beginning of the month and usually only drops off a box once or twice a month

Surviving is not a skill that should be learned. Its a basic human right. At least in my country. Hope everything works out for you man. Sorry about your mom and shit user.

>buy the cheapest ticket to Canada
>pay for temp insurance in canada
>have a canadian doctor look at your ass as soon as you touch down
Doing this is cheaper than riding with the paramedics to the hospital, and you'll have your own free insurance ready when you get back.