Mogged by nature

How do you cope with the fact that even these dumb looking fuckers can strength mog?

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Lol I'd beat the fuck out of any chimp

doubt

idk about that

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umm no sweaty don't think you would

Chimps aren't that strong. Their muscle fibers are about 1.5x times stronger than yours, which means that you can beat a chimp if you're fit and considerably bigger than him.

Think 80lb chimp x 150lb man.

Mog the fuck out of them with my AR anywhere outside of h2h probably.

>can't kill them with head strikes because skulls are thick af
>can't snap their neck because they have no neck
>no weak points in general
meanwhile, a chimp has like 10x dex and can jump on your face before you even see it coming

Pound-for-pound, chimps are 3x stronger than humans. Male chimps typically weight 160-200 lbs of straight muscle at erect heights of 4'5". In additions, chimps are wild, brutal, and savage. Unlike a trained human martial artist, they will use 100% of their brute strength all at once. They don't fight clean and they don't fight fair, and they will use their powerful mandibles (with 10x the biting force of a human) to bite of your fingers, genitals, part of your face, ect.

Why not just hit it with a stick or something?

Forgot pic related.

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>Male chimps typically weight 160-200 lbs

You obviously don't know what the fuck you're talking about

a stick isn't going to do shit to a dense af chimp m8, you need a gun or a chainsaw.

>4'5
>losing to a turbo manlet

Fucking dyels these days

routine?

Strategy, weapons, deception, and quality of life.

Highly unlikely. These fuckers tear each other's limbs off in the wild. Human are no match for them in a fist fight.

If you had a weapon that logic would be sound.
Without a weapon a chimp would fucking kill you if it really wanted to without much work and that's at any size man.
Their bite force is easily enough to cause massive blood loss after just a few bites.
Let alone this fucker gets anywhere near your face.

A male chimp weighs 135 lbs, but yeah that still makes it stronger than humans.

shit sick

You can win if you manage to throw him in a body of water, Chimps can't swim because they have so little body fat they don't float

>manage to throw him
desu he'd probably just latch onto the arm you're trying to throw him with. I guess maybe if the chimp is latched onto you and hasn't already eaten your face, you could always try jumping in the water. Even then tho, if the chimp doesn't start panicking and let go of you, you might drown too.

We brain mogged every other organism on this planet so who cares.

>Fully trained man in armor with a shield and sword
vs
>Standard chimp
Who would win here?

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Doesn't matter, cause humans have guns to compensate.

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>those things will tear you to shreds...

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armor boi wins over hairy boi

Pull that up Jamie...

mirin those delts

Jesus, look at the sac on that thing..