>Mom found the self recorded bed humping videos
THE ONE TIME I LEAVE MY COMPUTER UNLOCKED
Mom found the self recorded bed humping videos
Anthony Rodriguez
Nathan Watson
Why? That sounds so stupid.
Anthony Hernandez
>Dad found the folder full of dick doodles
THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LEAVE MY DS ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER
Jaxson Murphy
What the fuck is this meme called?
Jacob Garcia
>Sister found the piss drinking filter
Andrew Gonzalez
>dog ate the belly button lint stash
Tyler Butler
Even if this isn't 100% real I'm assuming it is rooted in reality in some way.
Why do you record yourself humping your bed? What are you trying to see?
James Scott
I jack off to it pretending Im watching an old video of myself having sex with a girl. I just picture a random 14 year old girl or loli and pretend that I was fucking her.
Jacob Cox
>Uncle discovered the hall of hemorrhoids
Michael Lee
Don't you cum when you're humping the bed though?
If you can jack off normally then why would you hump your bed?
Bentley Hernandez
Humping takes too much energy and its tiring so I dont cum. I just rest then jack off to the 5 minute video
Wyatt Ross
>ex-cousin saw the tonsil tesseract
Colton Lewis
>Cthultih saw my dream time ivishkinthiator
Kayden Hall
Memes don't need names, that's a very normie thing to do, to try to give them names.
Austin Thompson
>grandma found the anal dissimulator
Isaac Green
>Mom found the fermented nails dimension
Mason Ross
>My mom's husband found the dickhole dementor
Cameron Gray
>Wife's son's found the cosmic sperm hourglass
Kevin Nguyen
>dad found the crossdressing momentum cumondum
Thomas Torres
>Fucking normalfag
It's called Pink Wojak. It was created on Jow Forums to symbolize the pain, frustration and loss you feel when you lose your money on stupid shit like crypto
Charles Torres
>sister found the cum collider
Dominic Myers
Dad found the bloodstained dickhole drill hooked up to the microwave transformer for extra dickhole-drilling action
Luis Lee
cousin found the turd-in-a-condom collection jar.
THEY HAD BEEN RIPENING FOR OVER A YEAR AND I WAS ABOUT TO FINALLY TAKE A FIRST BITE AND SHE RUINED IT!!
Bentley Clark
Ah, the ol' alaskan hot pocket
Gavin Cooper
I've always humped the bed.
I wrap the bedsheets around my dick and pretend it's a vagina. I use pillows as tits and just hump the bed until I cum. I've done this since I was a kid. It's really hard and extremely rare for me to jerk off the normal way, unless I'm really horny I won't do it.
Isaiah Johnson
Uncle found my glue on vaginer
Anthony Long
>My Nan found my stash of pictures I'd been taking of her and Grandad fucking in the shower
Jordan Smith
Fucking faggot I just wrap my duvet around me pile it up and hump it with full force. What type of gay retarded shit with extra prep are you doing? Get on my level you big gays.
Samuel Peterson
>dad found the dickcheese distiller
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS
Owen Nguyen
>granny found the recording of the tranny fanny hootenanny
Packing my bags now lads, it was fun while it lasted
Chase Kelly
>Oto san found the Rape of Nanking porn
TASKETE
Kayden Bailey
This is my favorite for some reason
Henry Long
real talk is something wrong with masturbating by humping the bed?
It's the only method I ever did, I never masturbated regularly
Benjamin Kelly
Masturbating in general has benefits and detriments. You're probably less likely to get a bent dick from frequent masturbation than the average guy, but stuff like increased erectile dysfunction risk still applies. Also I'd imagine cleaning up the mess is more of a hassle.
Isaiah Rogers
>Step-Sister-In-Law saw the semen space stone
Jonathan Cruz
>Ex-step-half-fourth-cousin twice removed encountered the mechanical metabolism mangler
I JUST GOT IT LAST WEEK AND I'M ALREADY GONNA LOSE IT
Justin Watson
>great grandmamma found the interuniversal Teichmuller colonic cum recombobulator
All is lost bros
Caleb Cox
Uncles unlocked the scroll of hentai ganglions.
>So this is how it ends...
Parker Martin
>Family friend found the french fry fuck hole
I leave for ONE MINUTE to get some ketchup and when I come back I've gotta deal with this shit.
Logan Russell
I remember when people posted stuff like brother found the bile box. I'm glad you guys have ran with it
Chase Wood
>uncle found the prostate poker
it's over, guys
Asher Baker
>repairman realigned the rectal rheum receiver
I'm never using his company again
Luis Thomas
>cops confiscated the intermediate fart transformer
Kevin Hughes
>doctor peeled off my smegma-coated cunt patch
Easton Reed
holy shit being this new
Dylan Perez
>Burglar burgled the burger burner
Does he expect me to eat burnless burgers?
Joshua Ward
>Nigger found the 13 years of slave porn stash