Friendly reminder

2D
>doesnt age
>is perfect
>cannot hurt you
>can be loved the same as 3DPD
3D
>will hurt you
>ages like milk
>will cheat on you with someone who holds more resources
>incapable of love ^
>smells,especially their roast beef part

Why havent you taken the 2D pill?
You know that 3D is gross and are mean posters IRL..yet you still touch yourself while you look at them.

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fuck off and take your psyops with you you cia nigger

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>implying anyone will even remember konosuba in 20 years

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You forgot
>shared by millions of otaku and owned by some fat balding Jap who definitely has drawn her sucking a million cocks which makes it 100% canon and real

Daily reminder that if you haven't taken the MGTOW red pill yet, you are literally mentally retarded.

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Whats wrong user?
are you mad because you have been consuming 3D porn?

fuck gunjy

2D will not be sad when you die, and was waifu to thousands of other guys while you're still alive.

>2D will not be sad when you die
silly user, when you die you get to be with your Waifu
>waifu to thousands of other guys while you're still alive.
commonly known that each mans Waifu is a different version.
Waifu are pure.

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>2D cannot hurt you
But it always hurts me when I see lewds or porn of my waifu. I know its not canon but it hurts me anyway.

for me it only hurts when it aint a faceless male as long as its a floating dick or a faceless male its all good but when it isnt it hurts and i wish i could unsee it

>when you die you get to be with your waifu
If my aim in life was to set up for a good afterlife i would become a muslim. I'm looking to live well in this life.

>waifu are pure
that's just like, your opinion, man

>Can be loved the same as 3DPD
Explain yourself

>But it always hurts me when I see lewds or porn of my waifu
IKTF but that is love not the fact she is 2D.
I dont like people lewding mai Waifu much and try not share art of her lewd much.

>that's just like, your opinion, man
Yeah and it is true.
Waifu love is pure and Waifu is pure

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The trips speak the truth guys

This Iol

Well if Im still alive I will remember her, it isnt about anyone else remembering yoru Waifu.
your love is all that counts.

Waifu.
2D love amd 3D love feels the same user.

>2D
Doesn't exist.
>3D
A whore.

You can't win.

>You can't win.
The love is real though.
3D is all whores

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no you won't faggot you'll have moved on to whatever fotm waifu is popular then

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Not how love works user.
I hope that doesnt happen...
People dont choose their Waifu

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You can substitute masturbation for sex, but you'll never hold hands or cuddle with an anime girl.

the 2D jew
>can't have kids
>can't have sex with her
>can't take care of you

hey, but at least they are cute

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nah nigga, genetic suicide is not worth it

It's not like I can have sex/kids with 3D women, so what is the difference?

>you'll never cuddle with an anime girl.
>he hasnt heard of a daki kek
>at least they are cute
They are cute user, 100%
If you are robot you dont want kids because tehy will suffer like we have.

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Based user.
calling anything "jew" shows you are from pol, he is from pol

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i think you are mentally retarded user, when you die there is no waifu waiting for you.
stop coping this hard

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Why would all 3D women hurt you? Seems like some long odds. Also they can love unlike a 2D woman, just not entitled jerks.

>Based user.
Yeah, I wish my mother would be based enough to understand that, and finally stop asking me to finally marry and get her grandkids.

It's like the roasties aren't even trying to hide themselves anymore. Fuck off back to tumblr or reddit, bitch.

My significant other is aThinkpad T410.

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When I die there may not be but there could be.
I hope there is.
my ideal heaven is no more stupid than christcucks
>Why would all 3D women hurt you?
>find roastie who loves you
>10 years go by
>have 4 kids
>she takes everything you worked for and turns your kids against you and is now with chad
many such cases.
I dont think any robot should have kids, we are defective and existence is misery.
why bring pain into the world by making more robots?

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Friendly rebuttal

2D
>Can't talk to you
>Can't touch you
>Can't have sex with you
>Doesn't care about you
>Isn't real

3D
>Doesn't want anything to do with you

>we are defective and existence is misery.
Even if we should, how I am supposed to do this when I have no interest in people, and women demand attention I am not willing to give? How am I supposed to get married, when I have severe trust issues? Why would I even get married if the only family I saw was my own and noone cared about me for years? When I ask my mother all those questions she never answeres, and yet she tries again after a while to make me go and date someone. Like there are any good girls around who would like to date not a chad, but a socially awkward autist.
But yeah, I am not going to bring more misery to this world, I have much more compassion than people around me.

the love is real user.
>>Doesn't want anything to do with you
makes two of us.
It would be so much work.
I am hikikomori anyway so dont go outside and 3D just isnt attractive to me anyway.
If I was to love some 3D woman I would surely want her to choose someone else as I am not selfish.

IDK why everyone cant break away from biological goal and try chill

>the love is real user.

Do you think that everything you imagine is real?

You think love is imaginary? That's a sad way to live, user. You've been watching too much Rick and Morty.

he just needs something to cope maan

>You think love is imaginary?

I think everything about a fictional character is imaginary.

I've been in love only two times in my life, one was with an ex and the other is with my waifu. It's the same intense feeling either way.

But you can see them, they exist on our computers and in the only place we are sure to exist: our minds. What makes them imaginary beyond not being sentient?

116 IQ ultra intelligent konosuba waifu poster and his absolute high end thread. "I fugin use discord, eheheh" .
>you're nothing but a stupid faggot kys
Discusting!!!

Been in love with 3D, feels same as 2D.
Love does not care if something has a physical form in the world.
If AI gets advanced enough, someone could fall in love with someone they think is an actual person online but is merely a scam AI.
This will be what scammers will do in future.
>"I fugin use discord, eheheh"
I do not use discord anymore though user.
No cope here.
I do not even go outside, maybe if I was interested in 3D I wouldnt be a hikikomori.

Concept of marriage: wife gives husband sex, husband supports wife

not nowdays senpai.
Husband provides and wife gets sex from tyrone or chad