>decide to log into my fake OKCupid account for the first time in years
>update all the info etc
>steal some cute /fa/ggot's picture
>message this 6/10 chick after browsing all the roasties looking for hookups
>literal no-effort messages besides relating the first one into her profile
>"not really looking for anything serious"
>two messages in she wants to fuck me
>except she actually wants to fuck this /fa/ user
>takes days to play out because it's not Tinder but here I am
What do robots? I want some fucking pussy after all these years but how do I come clean without autism? I look almost nothing like the dude in the pic although I am about the same level lookswise.
HELP
Hudson Diaz
Aiden Wright
theres literally no way this ends well for you, you fucked it by cat fishing
Gavin Ortiz
You wouldn't have to catfish people if you looked as good as him stop deluding yourself
delete the account, then delete yourself from life
faggot
Bentley Sanders
Go commit funeral faggot
Go fake stay virgin
Jayden Reyes
she's into that guy, not you. don't bother and just leave it
Josiah Gray
It's not catfishing if I'm just looking for nudes, only reason I tried to fuck this girl IRL is that she was online and liked my profile a second after I liked hers.
Really the only reason I'm not using my real face on there is because I don't want to run into someone I know.
Kayden Nguyen
I never got this mentality
"I don't use my real face because I'm afraid i'll run into someone I know"
Well what do you think they are doing on there then?
Also yes, it definitely still is catfishing even if you don't get any money out of it.
Lucky for you chicks give out nudes like candy without even reverse image searching the guys profile pictures.
Kayden Nguyen
Kek, I'm better looking than that fag, case in point:
>not a manlet
>don't have as doughy a face
>no fag haircut
>actually white unlike Juanito
>not knowing you can block a reverse image search simply by mirroring the photo
Jackson Brown
Solicit nudes and then never contact her again
Juan Moore
How do I do that Chad? Just ask for her number and then nudes flat-out?
Hunter Anderson
So in other words you're a fucking pussy
Isaac Jackson
Just how toastie are you cunt?
Jack Lee
Why do so many people think they're a 7/10+ when they aren't even close?
Adam Price
lmoa u mad
Isaiah Campbell
wew who let the roasties out today?
Carter Nelson
This isn't ign. That dude's a 5/10(perfectly average)
Sebastian Foster
7/10 ahahahaahh HOW DELUSIONAL ARE YOU?
Christopher Jackson
Oh shit son OP has game I am going to try that line on Tinder son gang gang
Daniel Hall
Hold up, that guy is from /fa/? He's not even wearing a watch. /fa/ actually has good taste normally as well.
Isaac Mitchell
Yeah, he got shit on in the WAYT but he was the only one who wasn't totally gay looking or ugly.
William Long
Welp you guys are all faggots, I made a pass for her number anyway and will probably be able to get nudes as she lives 45 minutes away and can use the excuse of not wanting to drive without knowing what I'm getting into. Plus I have a huge cock.
Is school out today or something? This thread reeks of either underages, normalfags, women or some combination thereof.
Ethan Murphy
>get your digits
Do Americans really say this?
Leo James
Youre like a solid 5/10 with greasy ass hair
Brody Nelson
Niggers do and near as I can tell this bitch is barely white.
Austin Ward
Y-you're not serious are you, user?
Hunter James
>better looking than him
ahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA yeah that's why you used his picture LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
you are
>not white
>fat face that is neither cute nor manly
>basedboy smile
>long autismo hair
>look weak and gross
cool you will get nudes from some 4/10 whore we are so jealous user, goodluck fucking her
Brandon Long
Won't post pics on OKcupid, but will on Jow Forums ? You must be a special kind of retard. And you are a 6 at best. Chubby cheeks, round face, non-chiseled cheekbones. Beta beard, not taken cared of. No lips, small stubby nose. You could bump to a 7 if you had incredible eyes/gaze.
Isaac Green
So which one of you is the little Mexican /fa/g?
Jack Brooks
>be smelly, grungy loser with a fat face
>b-but my dick is big! you guys are all faggots for not feeding my delusions!
Jacob Scott
What a shitty LARP
Gabriel Baker
*Meant you are a 5 at best, could bump to 6. My bad.
Nathaniel Perry
>actually implying either of those dudes isn't white
The irony here is that these posts are always from some South American shithole.
Cameron King
Report this soiboy for camwhoring immediately.
Nathan Brooks
what about this guy blox
Andrew Jones
OP is a faggot, nobody cares that you were able to catfish your way into some roastie's pants. Or at least, I thought no one cared but the amount of butthurt ITT is off the charts.