I have a date with mum tomorrow

i have a date with mum tomorrow

i'm nervous do you guys have any advice for me

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>date with mum
The shit? I understand dating a sibling or cousin, but your parents?

she knows im scared to talk to girls so she said i can date her if i want

thanks user for that, my sides are quakeing

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What are you hoping to get out of this? Like how far it to go?

i dont know i just want to see what it's like to have a girlfriend

Get that milf pussy user, good luck

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>she knows im scared to talk to girls so she said i can date her if i want

Better find a gf before my mom pulls this on me

just be yourself bro its easy as

what the fuck thats originally disgusting

Don't leave it too long or you'll wind up a motherfucker and never be able to live it down.

>t. mom pulled this with me to scare me into shape and normiehood but not before jumping my bones

why would you turn her down

I didn't at first and that's the problem

why didnt you?

originale

make sure you let her know you want her to be your first

at least your mother is a hot babe right?

should i talk about that with her tomorrow?
yeah shes really hot

yeah fuck her right in the pussy, what can you lose other than your virginity? I think it is a win-win situation.

i dont know how to bring it up

we havent talked about sex yet

yeah you should. tell her that you want her to show you how to make love

just cry into her arms, both of you end in bed, and then you start kissing her and yada yada yada

This. Her maternal instincts will kick in and you get to suck on her breasts

Die Incestians

fuck off normal its perfectly normal to fuck your mom

It's not a matter of being normal, It's a matter of not being a disgusting monkey.

You think we actually care about what you think?

Fuck you, we are deep down the rabbit hole, there is no turning back, either we kill or die. There is almost nothing worth protecting, whatever you hold as strength or virtue, most probably is an desperate attempt to come off as a good person, which I think is a waste.

Men were born to pursue the unconquerable frontiers and push forward through impossible odds. OP may have a chance to see what the truer real world looks like, he will return to the womb, and then reborn as an more honest and elegant creature, something most of us never had a chance of experiencing at the first place..

You killed me

Then die retard.

>I'm 20 and my mom already things I'm gay because I don't have a gf
I can't talk with them reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Because I'm not really into incest and the situation quickly turned sour for me. I guess she got what she wanted because it disgusted me to the point of becoming a normie.