How the fuck does one even kiss, what the fuck, does it come from instinct or what?

how the fuck does one even kiss, what the fuck, does it come from instinct or what?

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I have no idea
Im guessing you just press your lips against theirs

but it has to do something with tounges no?

This. What do you do with your tongue?

Movies I guess. I found out I was doing it wrong when one girl finally told me to close my eyes during it and to not "tongue fuck" her. I asked other girls I had previously made out with, and most of them laughed and said "yeah, you always did that, it was weird".

It is instinctive. My first time was pretty bad because I kissed the girl without expecting her to kiss back really, and when I pulled away she was still kissing. Everything after that though felt pretty natural.
Tongue complicates things and can be super hot but is not required.

It's modulation. You go in, go deep eventually, pull back, kiss on the lips, go deep again a little bit, pull back etc.

I found out I was basically just "eating their faces" and jamming my tongue down their throats.

so is it just pure instinct?

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It's pretty much just instinct. There's a moment when your with someone you like where there's a lull in the conversation and a slight tension. Then you just go for it and if they do too you're suddenly kissing. It just feels good to be so close to someone, plus your whole mouth is super sensitive so you just wanna feel all of the sensations. Just don't go so fast your try to eat their face and you should be fine.

>it just feels good to be so close with someone
please dont go into this much detail, I dont want to suffer more, I was just curious

Yeah, it happens without any real thought. The best thing I can compare the movement to (and i know it sounds really autistic) is imagine trying to eat your index finger but you can only use your lips to chew.

What do you do if you want to stop kissing, how do you know if she has pulled away and youre still trying to kiss her if your eyes are shut

Alternate between the top and bottom lip and bite each with your lips.

you're overthinking it. It's instinct.

>30 years old
>never gotten within the same galaxy as a woman to kiss her
Everything even remotely close to a female is so fucking incomprehensible to me. Holding hands, hugging, kissing, etc. just makes no fucking sense to me on how to do it or how it happens.

Do not do this. This is not a good way to kiss.

I know how you feel user I was the same way when I was 20 before I started dating my (now) wife. If you find a woman who cares about you she'll take it slow and guide you through it all. It comes way more naturally than you think.

comes from porn senpai

Nobody gives a shit about what you think Chad. GTFO

(fuck)
I did give a fuck.

If you have to ask this OP
It was over from the start
Get used to robot life

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its getting harder to cope each day, especially with /uni/ now

>tfw no kissing instinct

>kissing a girl's used cummy lips in 2018
>need I remind you again that it's 2018, people

this is good post and i appreciate it
well done

I'm starting soon I hope my roomies are nice

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Not true at all, I had no idea how to kiss until I actually did it.
Yeah. And you're probably gonna be nervous on your first kiss no matter how much advice you get, but that's okay. As long as you don't start out by shoving your tongue in her mouth you're gonna be good. If a girl likes you enough to want to kiss you and you're an exceptionally bad kisser, she'll probably just take the lead anyway.

>an compare the movement to (and i know it sounds really autistic) is imagine trying to eat your index finger but you can only use your lips to chew.
TIP OF THE FINGER OR FROM THE SIDE?

Either you just kinda know and go for it or if I am worried she might reject me I'll say something like 'You want to kiss me don't you?' and then I'll carry on with something like 'Okay it is fine give me a kiss' and then she'll do it and then you can carry on from there

I always push away first. It is a way to get them particularly horned up. If it is going really well you wanna rub her crotch a bit then immediately after push her away and end the kissing. This will make her KEEN.

I don't know how to go for the kiss.
The girl is attracted, we are talking alone, but it still seems so impolite to suddenly lean in and try to kiss her mouth.
>tfw too (((polite))) to be a man

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THIS, PLS RESPOND I'M LITERALLY SHAKING

If you want to stop, just pull off. If she wants to stop, she'll pull off. You're definitely overthinking, it's much easier to read body language when you're in an intimate situation with someone.
From the side you goon
you're welcome user

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I'm 25 and haven't even kissed a girl. Fuck all you chads. This shit makes me want to die.

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Wtf is that pic? Some sort of cult?

Don't worry mate kissing is shit anyway. Girls like it so you have to do it in order to get to the fun levels but it is not pleasurable at all.

I don't care what it's like. The fact I've lived this long with no girl even giving me the chance to kiss them makes me want to slit my wrists whenever I think about it.

It took me two years of actively trying and failing miserably again and again to get a kiss. Think for yourself if it's worth it.

What did you do? Where did you go? I don't even know where to meet girls at this point. Online dating is a fucking joke that just doesn't work for me.

I forced myself to message online one new girl every day, including tinder, facebook, badoo and few other local sites. At first it didn't work at all, then I started getting better and managed to make some conversations. Also I tried to approach girls irl too, in bars, parks and metro, but in never worked. After 600 attempts I had like 10 first dates that went nowhere, and on 1 date I managed to kiss a girl. It was in pretty romantic setting, watching fireworks in a park on a bench. She still ghosted me the next day, but at least I'm not a kissless virgin now.

>it just feels good to be so close with someone

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600 attempts.

Jesus Christ man. All that shit and you only got a kiss? Fuck. No way I have the confidence for that. I'd blow my brains out after 50 rejections.

If you actually want help then...

>get some decent looking clothes
>get a haircut
>read some books The Game and The Art of Seduction are a good place to start
>Listen to the following youtube.com/watch?v=LPq7CyHqQ2I&t=3s

>Watch the following Youtube channels - BasedZeus, FarFromAverage, HowtoBeast and Girlschase

Then go outside and talk to girls. It is really easy once you know what you're doing.

same I will have to share because I'm a poor fag

I'm was pretty autistic at the beginning, with any social skills you probably can do a bit better. Also a lot of rejections were just not responding. Like 10% or even less tried to be really rude and wanted to hurt me for approaching, 60-70% were just not responding and with the rest I could make at least some kind of conversation.

Me too want to chose a secret code word in case we are roomies?