Guys I just got home from my gym and I have not been so ashamed of myself my entire life
>finishing lateral raises, insane pump and in the zone like a mf
>cardiobunny tries to squeeze by, gym extremely crowded
>I move to the side, and she says something, I am minding my own business when she says something, and I just answer “yes”
>this is where it gets autistic
> after I answer I try to be polite for some reason and ask her what she said
>she asks me if it’s okay if she takes up some space next to me to workout
> I give her the exact same answer
>anonishavingnetworkingissues.pkt
>she gives me a weird look
>a bit later I finish that workout and move to put back the dumbbells, I bump into a Arab who smells like shit
>sand nigger goes through my mind, but I go to say “sorry man”
>I choke in my sentence and stutter
>”s-sorry sand man”
I seriously fucked up Jow Forums
If you said it with confidence you would have unlocked chad mode
Wasn't even that bad. Just work on being a little less autistic next time. We're all gonna make it.
I'd have fist bumped you and replied "y-you too"
>s-sorry sand man
>>”s-sorry sand man”
BASED
>Jow Forumstards are actually mumbly betas irl
Shocking. I never would’ve guessed this.
You did embarrass yourself by thinking your a big guy and making racial slurs against some innocent guy who anyone decent would have given the time of day.
That's why you will always be an incel
Sir comic material
>>”s-sorry sand man”
LMAO
I wish this wasn't a terrible larp.
If you were roiding you would have said exactly what you wanted “get the fuck out of here you stinky sand nigger”
this is just a shittier version of the "are you fucking sorry"
>sorry sand man
Audibly kekking right now op
that ending kek
>muh boogyman
It's OK user I'm middle eastern if I heard you say that I would just kek.
Kek
>some innocent guy who anyone decent would have given the time of day.
found the sandman, just fuck off you lot are the rudest cunts going
this isn't bad at all, at least you didn't tell either of them they're going to anal town with you.
Move over strokeposting, senileposting is IN
Lel. I really wonder what happened to that Egyptian guy.
>nice form, bro, too accurate for sand people
>”s-sorry sand man”
kek, just own it
Oh fuck I just got and asthma attack from laughing.
My gym is overflowing with them and I guarantee you, that they would have laughed louder at this statement than I do now.
Man up and laugh about it. Because we surely do.
>muh boogeyman