I might possibly kind could be Jewish through genes. Where is my gibs? Jow Forums promsied me!!!
I might possibly kind could be Jewish through genes. Where is my gibs? Jow Forums promsied me!!!
you get shit genetics and health problems
enjoy
Jow Forums exaggerates a lot
But you guys said I would be rich and connected!!! I don't even have a goyrlfriend :(
Get Israeli citizenship like the rest of us idiot. There are plenty of beautiful women in the IDF
I don't enough genes to do it. I mean don't you guys have a rule like mother or father or grandparents are jewish?
Gas yourself you disgusting greedy fucking kike
>might possibly kind could
Also that's rude and you're a prick for hating me because of my maybe ethnicity!
Go sniff a shekel out of someone's pocket, oven-fuel
Share the shekels pls. Im broke as fuck.
Okay bruh. If I was 100% jewish I'd have your ass handed to me on a sliver plater fucker! but alas I am but a few genes
Press G to gas
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
We're all broke in this society called "the world". Don't worry guy, we'll all make it.
if ur actually jewish, just get a real jewish name for it and look a bit jewy and shit and then just try and get a job in acting or banking area and when they see ur a jew u get 1st gibs on the work for sure
I'll post my real nose and mouth so you can see's meh
>acting or banking area and when they see ur a jew u get 1st gibs on the work for sure
This is how I know this meme won't work lol
But for real tho I have a nose and hair style similar to Ethan from 3h3h. I recently was looking into my Greek lineage or shared lineage
>"Greek"
Go find another ethnicity to sully, you Jewish coward
Half Jew here. Realistically? You might be predisposed for health problems. You might not. You might be more likely to be short and/or ugly.
Are you those things? They obviously would've manifested themselves by now. If not, don't worry about it.
Ashkenazis are higher IQ, but I'm convinced this is purely a cultural thing and not a genetic one, so you probably don't enjoy that benefit unless your family is particularly scholarly. Basically, the groups with high IQs are the ones where reading and writing are the norm, and high achievement is expected. That's why IQ is pretty much a wash between Jews, Chinese, and wealthier Indians. Jow Forums's gonna freak out at me for this, but rich Nigerians pretty much fall in that category as well.
You can go on birthright Israel. It's a free trip, so I recommend it. Israeli culture is honestly kind of rude, and some of the more Middle Eastern girls are okay, but generally they're not great. Northern Israel is beautiful, central and southern suck.
As for the religion, it's the same boring, cliche, illogical stuff as Christianity. If it resonates with you, it's a good community, but be true to yourself - I find Jewish intellectual and literary history really interesting and valuable, but religiously Zen Buddhism resonates a lot more with me, and Quakerism probably does too.
You and OP go find a gas chamber, stat.
Jews are rat-like, scummy creatures that should be treated like the infestation they are.
No, you're a just fucking loser.
pretty sure all jews get to go to israel for a free visit too
If your mother is not Jewish, you're not Jewish.
Please do every other over race a favor and don't breed, at the very least.
You have enough genes. You just need to say you're Jewish, and are interested in your heritage. If you don't have the genes AND don't give a shit about Judaism, then you don't get in. If you have any genes, and even the barest interest, you're in.
Trips of truth
According to disgusting kike scum law, your mom has to be ethnically Jewish for you to be considered a hook-nosed chosenite
kill yerself, you faggot
Lol no, I'm not the subversive kike in this thread
You're the loser who seeks groups you can vilify to make yourself feel better. I'm gonna breed, my kids are gonna be more successful and intelligent than yours, and you're always going to be white trash sitting in your own shit. You know this, which is why you act the way you do.
Because you choose to be a hateful little scumbag, you should know that 99% of the Jews, blacks, and Muslims you pass in the street are better than you, and are having better lives than you.
it's obviously not all jews, i've known jews who are poor as dirt and really genuine white trash. the enemy is the big banks, hollywood, the music industry, the media, israel, and how the financial elite is like 50% jewish or something.
Whatever you say, conniving parasite. Enjoy your nepotism and eventual job in media or banking while it lasts.
EAT SHIT NAZI FUCK?
THIS IS A BULLSHIT THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN
YOU ARE WASTING YOU'RE TIME
>JESUS COCK FUCK
HARVEST DAY IS CLOSE MOTHERFUCKER
I have no interest in working in media or banking. I also don't have connections in either of those fields. I didn't grow up around Jews, I'm not part of a Jewish community, and the Jews in my family were social workers, a carpenter, a lawyer, and a computer engineer. The social workers helped poor white and black families. I've never cheated on a test, and I'm in no way a parasite. I've always worked, I've held a number of labor and retail jobs.
You're a scumbag. Your narrative is bullshit, and you should honestly kill yourself. You are the parasite.
TELL THAT LITTLE PRICK OFF FELLOW KIKE!?
PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT IMPORTANT ISSUES LIKE CIRCUMCISION AND IT'S RELATION TO THE CIA
>7 AND 8
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!!!!!!!
What in the literal fuck did I just read?
YEEEEEEEAAAAAH
howdy you little P U N K B A B Y, YOU NEW HERE OR SUM? I'M BACK IN BLACK COCK MUSIC BABY
welcome to finland cocksucker
send reparations to me goy
I'm actually against circumcision. I'm not critical off people who do it because people considered it a healthy practice for so long, but now we know enough about it to know how dangerous it is, so I'm against it, and my kids probably won't be circumcised.
haha
HOLD THEM CLOSE AND PROTECT THEM FROM THE DANGEROUS FINSTERS
SERENADE THEM WITH COCK MUSIC IN THE WOMB AND TEACH THEM THE DANGEROUS OF THE DECEPTIVE
>F I N N I S H
THIS IS THE only way to guarantee their safety and
you have been promised warm
Sounds nice. I like it all
oh tas cute
>NOW STFU AND GO BACK TO OUR NEW "SHAWER" YA DAMN KIKE!