Boyfriend keeps calling you toot princess and brap goddess

>boyfriend keeps calling you toot princess and brap goddess
>has literally never heard me fart ever

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dump him and don't look back

Now you know you fart in your sleep.

That's your que to start

Bruh sometimes I hold him down and fart in his face to purposely piss him off

Maybe he has a fart fetish. Talk to him about it

He probably has a fart fetish and you should know that.

>my gf farts on me when I sleep
>I get her back and fart on her when she's awake

Consider yourself lucky that it hasn't turned into an eternal battle yet like it has for me.

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>>has literally never heard me fart ever
That's what you think

This, there was no reason for anyone else to post.

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no, i don't
he doesn't, he's one of those pathetic foot fags

brap into a jar and put the lid on

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leave ur bf for me ok thank you

wow i wish these kind of freaks would leave me alone. seriously, what kind of perv likes girl poop/farts?

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feet is the only part of a woman that should be adored and worshiped

what the fuck no thanks

*belly fixed that 4 u

alright dont come begging to me when he starts wanting u to shit in his face

propose to this sir

how about i shit on your face

>people are actually gonna fall for this shit

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yeah please :ppppppp

it's actually true desu
die

he's complimenting your ass. post it or leave.

i doubt this. but i am not posting my ass

>gf farts on my dick when we spoon
>Not disgusted or anything but sometimes protest and she gets upset

the brap meme is about big asses, not really about farting. some autists probably spam it because they're actually into farts but the mainstream appeal of it is just an excuse to post big asses. now go get attention somewhere else.