When was the last time a girl mired you? What happened? Did you pick up on the opportunity?

I never get mired

I think that girls don't need to mire unless you are a rich 11/10 celeb

They don't have the same urges anyways

Got mired hard as fuck at a group bar event thing by a chick I never met before. Didn't smash, would have whiskey fucked anyway. I then proceeded to put on weight after a few back to back injuries and now I couldn't get a mire if I paid for it. Healthy again so well see where it goes.

same thing applies to dogs and I think hawks and eagles

Talk to girls who mire you. It doesnt matter what filler sentences you use before you ask her out and get her number.

Welp then I have never been mired, thanks for depressing me a bit more

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who is the girl in OP webbum?

Lmao, I've seen girls look away to the side when they make 1 second of eye contact with legit chads.

Claire Redfield

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Past saturday. At skinny fat mode lol

>tfw social anxiety
Everyone is looking at me all the time

Atleast thats how it feels ;w;

Sometimes people immediately look away because they're embarrassed. Usually they will look back.
Not to mention that looking away doesn't straight up mean that she thinks the guy is ugly.

iktf friend

>300mg+ mdma every 2 weeks for 3months
>never had a gf cus i find gf's cringe

im legit autistic

yesterday but it was a fat chick.
fat chick seems to think that because I'm huge and tall that I would be into fat chicks.

every day but i'm too introverted to do something fuck

same. I want a qt gf to watch horror movies with.

fucking name

All of the time. I just moved to Portland so unfortunately a lot of the mires are not from the type of women I am interested in .

I've been trying to hang out in book stores so that maybe one day I'll meet a cute shy girl.

Ditto

Yeah, if you make eye contact multiple times within a short period of time you can almost guarantee she wishes you'd approach.

This happened to me the other day on the train, I waved and smiled from across the train after I looked up and caught her staring at me like 4 times.

Went back to reading my book, she approached and asked to sit next to me.

Jordan Mcewen, she's my wife.

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Idk some hot asian chick was staring at me and biting her lip when I looked up from my phone at the bus stop. Looked her in the eyes for a bit and she bit her lip harder. idk what that means haha kinda weird

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>Went back to reading my book, she approached and asked to sit next to me.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why don't this things ever happen to me

My gf mires every time we smash.

>come home from jog
>chest heaving, muscles glistening with sweat, my pheromones are flooding the air
>gf is sitting on the couch doing homework
>her jaw drops, she rubs my chest
>"zomg user u r sooo freakin hot im sooo lucky to be with you"
>do everything I can to initiate any kind of sexual contact
>she is so overwhelmed with stress and anxiety from work that her sex drive is non-existent
>she has no coping skills and gets herself wound up about the stupidest shit so shes always nervous
>thinking about breaking up with her
>kill me

like never

Today.
>walking down street with bro
>dressed quite alright, nice shirt and leather jacket
>qt tight blonde and her friend come into view
>both me and friend stare hard af
>they notice and appreciate
>we pass the girls and they turn around to look more at us
>maybe mirin my friend but not likely

>going alone to an obstacle course / trampoline place
They're not looking at you because you're a man child

Girl saw me at the gym since she works there, messages me on bumble and I’ve been trying to hang with her for seven weeks since she’s a blonde skinny model. But my autism can’t hold a conversation and she ignores me after two comments I make on Snapchat nowadays. I’ve never seen her in real life but she got mad at me when I ignored her 1 week into snapping. Should I give up now cause that’d be super awkward since she works out at the same gym and I usually go to a workout on a mushroom microdose so I feel like I might cry in the sauna if I end up seeing her there after giving up.

I caught some cute, hippy looking, red head with freckles giving me a thorough body scan yesterday. I have a gf though, just gave her a smile and kept shopping.

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about 3 hours ago

nothing because I’m not naive enough to think a girl giving you a few looks means she wants to shag you

also autism

We were having sports class at school and all the nerds in my class were struggling to do 50 situps and i was counting 100 something and one of the girls asked me if i had abs. I asked her if she wants to see for herself and she shied away. I didn't pursue further cause she was a fucking midget

I'm like 50% sure one of the girls who works the desk at the gym checks me out sometimes.

She's cheating on you.

Sorry bro

The last time I went out was in the summer when I went to the beach with my bud. I just stared at girls tits as they walked by and some tried to look me in the eye when I did it so that's good I guess.

I'm so fucking oblivious to everything around me when I'm in public that I have no idea what's going on most of the time.

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I have no idea if girls look at me because I look like an autistic retard or if I’m attractive.

Ok fellas help me.
>meet this girl from my friend
>end up having class with her
>accidentally ignore her by being autistic
>this sort of causes her to like me more
>eventually sit next to her
>can tell she likes me
>she has a friend that sits with her and she seems to like me too
>go to party with original girl and I'm looking hot as fuck but this night she is acting like she isn't interested and is playing hard to get
>she still talks to me during the party to knock me down from my high horse but I flirt with the other girls
>next couple classes are awkward between us
>still continue to flirt with her friend but ignore her for acting rude to me
>eventually ask her friend for her number and that we should go out
>give her my number and she says she'll text me
>meanwhile original girl starts warming up to me again
>she will catch up to me in the hallway when I obviously walk ahead of her so she is basically speed walking to get to me
>her friend hasnt texted me since I gave her my number
>still play nice like nothing is wrong but avoid her friend because I think I might be rejected
>go back to flirting with original girl
>today get a text from her friend before class saying she didnt want to think she blew me off and that she went out of town with her friend this weekend
>still feel disrespected by her friend

I need an assessment and how to proceed. Thinking about ignoring both desu. Their behavior disgusts me.

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Past couple weeks

>Some girl working a drive through window. She was staring at me with those fuck me eyes. We pull out and I say to my gf in the car she wanted the d. She agreed.

>Thott at the gym with the nicest fattest ass I've seen in a long time is constantly looking at me. I can't tell for sure what her intentions are though.

Non of this matters because I'm faithful to my gf and she's at the gym with me.

I noticed I was being followed by 2 14 year old girls talking louder and about more absurd shit while i was buying a few things from a super market. I think they wanted me to turn around but i just bought my stuff and left.
I have the problem of only having teenage girls and middle age women mire me.
In australia a lot of guys work out in there 20s so being a fit looking 20 year old isn't anything special for 20 year old women. It's uncommon for teenagers and 35+ year olds though.

>you ignored her
>she then ignored you
>you ignored her back
>then she ignores you again

wouldn't it be great if one of you stopped doing this? i know this sounds crazy, but maybe you should tell her how you feel
and no, asking her friend for her number indirectly doesn't count

You need to learn how to type you spastic how the fuck are there two girls

The thing is I don't have preference for either of them. I'm just getting constant mixed signals and they make no sense to an autist like me

>catch girls mirin often enough
>haven't felt attracted to a girl in months
>haven't asked out a girl I actually liked in years
I really want to say my standards are too high, but after giving a bunch of girls a shot I'm starting to lose faith in their ability to be fun and interesting at all. The last girl I could hold a conversation with had great bantz, and we got along pretty good, but nothing happened, largely due to age and religious differences. That was two years ago, and I haven't come across a girl with any social skills ever since.

never hahaha

>Girl that I like and confessed that I like still sometimes randomly hits me up every 3-6 weeks
>Last time she asked me for a favor, then immediately said "Nevermind" after I asked her what she wanted
No idea if she's just attention whoring or mirin. Not that it matters, I'm too autistic one way or the other.

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well, if you actually want some advice, i would stop ignoring these two potential friends
i would instead try and learn about their interests and opinions to see if you do ACTUALLY like them, not just because they are giving you attention
>she still talks to me during the party to knock me down from my high horse but I flirt with the other girls
try not to assume people have a harmful agenda like this, most likely it's not true
also, you need to stop fearing rejection so much, i know it can be hard, but you are being ambiguous and rude for purely selfish reasons (avoiding embarrassment)

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Being played lad

This sounds cucked.

This!
I want to settle, but I can't find a girl that I unironically think deserves me.

got 2 stories not sure if mired or just funny but whatevs

>be me 190cm 110kg roided godness
>finished showering only wear towel to cover dick
>doorbell rings
>open door
>cute upstairs neighbour Girl stands there
>h-hi...
>pic related sphynx cat darts out of my flat
>run after him screaming his name "ozzy" on the streets only covered with towel
>catch that crazy weirdo cat
>get back inside cat in arm scratching his head
>girl still stands there
>i-i forgot sorry
>okay.jpeg
>close door
>knocking on the door
>open again
>is that your laundry outside? i am gonna roast some maronies and dont want your laundry to get smokey
>yeah it is thanks. ill get it in a sec
>put on some cloth and get laundry
>girl just looks on the ground
>can see her through window roasting
>15min later doorbell
>gf gets it this time
>heyyyyy.. ehm.. hello sorry i got some maronies do you guys want some?
>can literally hear her disapointment when she saw my gf
>still got fresh and free maronies
>tasted great
>never saw her again

other one

>shopping for button down shirt for suit
>only one out of 5 cuts fits
>only 2 kinds out of over 9000
>go to a girl working there
>hi i am looking for this cut, do you have more colours ?
>no sorry those are the only ones we dont sell a lot of those
>a shame, i guess the average customer is quite fat then
>they certainly arent as fit as you *wink
felt great but catched my by suprised and i sliped on some spagetti

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You're probably right. She doesn't get much out of it, whenever she randomly texts me it is usually a quick back and forth. Then silence for weeks. Next time she messages me I'll just leave her on read, at least then I'll get the satisfaction of maybe feeling like I curved her.

>every 3-6 weeks
haha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Today by my wife. She pointed to my face and said "CUTIE!"" I did pick up on the opportunity and slapped her ass.

She's a really cute girl, probably a 9/10. Fuck you man, at least I had the balls to ask her out in a crowded public spot. Even though it went nowhere I tried. What have you done faggot?

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Girls get a lot out of it, you’re a plaything that they can text for attention and when they’re satisfied they’ll ignore you and repeat, you need to break the cycle. If you ignore her and she doesn’t reply again then she wasn’t that interested anyway

If I do ignore her next time and she hits me up again, does that mean anything or should I still just keep giving her the cold shoulder?

Met a qtpi a couple of days ago, noticed her looking at me multiple times, and whenever I made eye contact she smiled.

Love you, Jow Forums

same happened to me bro, i was getting close to this absolute cutie, we would talk till late at night and do some other stuff together
the moment i asked her out tho she literally started avoiding me and never said anything else
sometimes i wish i would just be important enough to someone to even be used just to get attention

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Don’t outright ignore just be short with replies and make sure you’re the one to not reply to her last message

Be happy you didn’t waste more time lad

how am i supposed to be happy when people just drop me like that, she wasnt even the first one
im just feeling like i dont matter to anybody

Keep lifting bro, eventually you'll fine one

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People don’t owe you anything lad, if someone drops you over something like that be thankful you didn’t waste more time on them

its not just someone, its almost everybody i ever liked
there must be something wrong with me

Do you go needy? I had that problem with a couple of girls once we were seeing each other as I actually liked them and there was no quicker way to end it than to be needy

If by needy you mean if i talked to her a lot i guess i did, but we had classes together and used to study togrther and stuff its not like i met her on tinder
But yeah im probably just a big loser who thinks my friendships are more than they actually are

Don’t beat yourself up lad, I’ve been in shitty similar places too and over time you’ll realise you’re better off without if they weren’t going to make the effort/dropped you. Just move on from it, maybe bang some ugly birds and get your confidence back

Yesterday, but it wasn't because of my gains.
It was because I freeballed and the imprint in my slacks was more then a bit noticeable.

:(

How do you know?

she only wants attention. straight up ask her out, and if she leaves you on read then block her

An escort I banged in june was constantly touching my biceps

Today in the gym, group of 2 of em, came over to my OHP in squatrack and starts curling 5lbs dumbells but never said anything, just whispered to eachother staring at me and I ended up forgetting cause I was so caught up in the Machine Head blasting in my earbuds and the fact that I payed my toll of 30% less strength by jerking off twice this morning and having preworkout.

Probably didn't approach me cause I had both earbuds in and or were nervous.

Felt good tho

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>ywn have an adorable wife to carry over your shoulder into the bedroom after she mires in this way
D E L E T

And having NO* PREWORKOUT

Laughed like a retard, thanks bro

Youre right, just wish i could make someone actually care about me
I have to start pretty much all of the conversations i have, this girl was pretty much the only person who would hit me up sometimes to talk, and now she wont even look at me, oh well back to lifting i guess

The last time was high school and college. Damn always when i think about its embarassing. I was 125 kg and decided to fucking lose weight it took me 4 months to bring myself to 75kg.

After achieving 75 kg the way i looked and dressed completly changed. My face was shaved, with the hairstyle see picture. Until this day i dont know how these changes came to be.

But going on... the biggest problem back then, that i realise now is ''i was a fucking hardcore fucken gamer'' only thing i cared about was being the best in the games i liked.

So because of these physical changes all these girls in every year juniors/seniors and even female teachers and outside at the gym every fucken where began mirin me.

I remember there was a group of girls behind me when i was on the stairs on the way to math class and they called my name and they said '' Hey XXXX, everytime you stare at us we get lecherous''. I didnt even understand what they meant the only thing i was thinking about was the cold outside and my plan of being number 1.

One day i actually was harassed by a milf(i see it now as a harassement) when i was done training and on my way to my bike. She stopped in front of me and said'' you look really handsome'' and touched my hair. I didnt even care i thought its just something that happend in my life.

I was also asked on valentines day during
physics class by a girl to have relationship with her but i was talking with a guy next to me about the strategy im gonna use for a specific game(cant remember what game it was). But i was fucking enraged and put to shame. I denied in her face.

Prbbly because i have autism.

......................... now im bald and have a beard and believe the Jow Forums meme. i realise now i made major life mistakes that cant be reversed. But everything above werent the only moments.

i fucked up.*WOJACK*

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If young girls and old women mire you, you can be sure girls your age like you too. They just are less bold.

kekked audibly, thanks

I thought building muscle would get me more attention; too bad there's no gym for your face

because you're ugly

>I never get mires when I'm on my own
They're miring your friends retard not you

all 3 sound like spastics

cheerleader effect

>When was the last time a girl mired you?
happens all the time

>What happened?
maintain eye contact, get that warm tingly feeling in my balls, move on with my life

>Did you pick up on the opportunity?
a new qt at work has an obvious crush on me so i'll see if it works out with her.
if not, i'll hatefuck the resident braphog instead.

Don't listen to this fucktard

Just wait it out man, if she's wife material then it will be worth it

Literally every other time I’m out surfing girls will try to talk to me. I’m in the ocean to forget about your kind, it’s bad enough I have to share waves with you, don’t talk to me.

Trying to be the best at a videogame sounds so unrewarding

>their behavior disgusts me.

Have you thought at all about how you've been behaving you fucking autist?
You literally started by ignoring her first. Not only that, but you proceeded to get her friends number, like that's an ok thing to do. And you somehow feel disrespected?
If you weren't legitimately autistic, I would think you're an absolute piece of shit, but I know better. In all reality, you're actually retarded and are completely unaware of your actions.
Try... I don't know... maybe telling her how you feel? Maybe stop behaving like a child and portraying yourself as literally the opposite of how you feel? Just a crazy suggestion.

Fuck, man. Usually women are the ones who are walking contradictions and play these stupid games.

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