Gym songs

>SHE WAS A FAX MACHIME
>SHE LIKED HER CHICKEN LEAN
>SHE HAD THE BEST DAMN FORM THAT IVE EVER SEEN
>SHE HAD JOOCY THIGHS
>TELLING ME MEAN LIES
>KEKING ME OUT WITH THOSE AMERICAN GUYS

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Yikes

It started poorly, tailed off at the end, and the less said about the middle the better.

>MY NECK
>MY BACK
>MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK

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>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>THIS IS THE LAST RESORT

>SHE FUCKING HATES ME

>go into gym
>it aint me starts playing

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UND DAS HEIST


ERIKA

>YOU SHAKER ME ALL NIGHT LONG

>YYEEEEA EEWWW

>walk into gym
>20 FLOORS ABOVE THE DARK STREETS OF THE CITY, DOCTOR LIGHT LIVED IN A RUN-DOWN TENEMENT. AN ECCENTRIC AND BRILLIANT MAN, LIGHT WAS A LONER. A THINKER. A MAN OF IDEAS. IDEAS FORBIDDEN IN WILY'S SOCIETY. THE SOCIETY IN WHICH HE WORKED. THE SOCIETY IN WHICH HE LIVED. THE SOCIETY THAT HE WOULD SET FREE. AND SO LIGHT WORKED FAR INTO THE NIGHT, WHEN THE WATCHFUL EYES OF WILY'S ROBOTS WEREN'T UPON HIM. HE HAD SET HIS SKILLFUL HANDS TO TASK OF CREATING A DEVICE TO BRING ABOUT A CHANGE. TO CREATE A MACHINE TO BRING FREEDOM. TO CREATE A MAN TO SAVE THE WORLD! 12 YEARS LIGHT WORKED, AND ON A COLD NIGHT, IN THE YEAR 200X, PROTOMAN WAS BORN. A PERFECT MAN, AN UNBEATABLE MACHINE, HELL-BENT ON DESTROYING EVERY EVIL STANDING BETWEEN MAN AMD FREEDOM. BUILT FOR ONE PURPOSE: TO DESTROY WILY'S ARMY OF EVIL ROBOTS. READY. WILLING. PREPARED TO FIGHT.

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>ROADS ARE LONG AND OCEANS FAR AND WIDE
>NIGHTS ARE COLD AND SKIES ARE DARK AND GRAY
>STILL WE'VE SIGHTED ONLY SEA TIL NOW
>AS WE SAIL I SOMETIMES WONDER
>HOW
>FAR
>TO
>AAAAAASGAAAAAARRRD

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CUT JANNY INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST SHITPOST

FROGPOSTING
CHEESE PIZZA
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF FBI FUCKS MY SHIT UP NIGGA

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Best video on Pornhub desu

>only hip-hop niggers on Jow Forums
It’s truly sad

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Yep, Sex Pistols were a great band

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If you want to lift more, you've gotta take some more, creatine
If you want to squat low, or feel that pump ohh, creatine
It's not roids, not roids, not roids
Creatine
If you hit the gym, you want to pump some iron, creatine
When your day is long, and you want to lift on creatine
It's not roids, not roids, not roids
Creatine

If your day is hard, and you want to press on creatine
Don't forget this fact, you'll get juicy and jacked, creatine
It's not roids, not roids, not roids
Creatine
It's not roids, not roids, not roids
Creatine

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>BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
>RIPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE
>ANOTHER RUMOR IN THE NIGHT

>AT DAWN'S FIRST LIGHT
>RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

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This

>Hit me baby one more time...
>Sweet Sweet fantasy baby...

No kidding this was playing at the gym today.

>THOR
>ODINSON, PROTECTOR OF VANHEIM
>RIDE TO MEET YOUR FATE
>RAGNOROK AWAITS

>ITS FUKIN TRAYWAY

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>YMCA (Young Men's Christian Association) is playing explicit Crap "music"
All is lost...

>walk into gym
>IM ON MY WA-AY, IM ON MY WA-A-AY, HOME SWEET HOME.