Questions for Femanons

Yeah I used to constantly before I got pregnant, I miss it a lot

Are traps gay?
How big is your dick?
Have you ever tried to suck your own dick while wearing a thong with a lightbulb shoved up your asshole?

>Events or public places
I was afraid you would say that. Problem is I would have to go alone and probably end up being "that guy."

Yes traps are gay
My dick is about 1/3 of a cm because it's called a clit
Nope

another femanon here, i'm wondering how you found r9k in the first place.

I know how that feels, I have agoraphobia. I'm not really sure other than that, I'm sorry.

Is it unattractive to you if I live with my parents at 25 but have a well-paying job?

My husband used to go on here a lot, this board is always featured in memes though; so I know there's a lot of people to talk to on here.

Not really, it's more about personality. I know quite a few adults who work well and live at there parents still; its a good way to save money.

You got any advice for people like me in college? I'm a freshman and I want to try and find someone I like a lot and date and while I know that sounds shallow, I want to pursue it.

I'm tall, most likely anything between an 6-7.5/10. If I worked out I could pass as an 8. I'm smart, but I'm kind of awkward. Working on my confidence though.

Got any special tips?

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Work on your social skills and make friends. The more friends you have the more likely someone will like you, or know someone else who might.

Sounds good. It will be a bit more difficult as I do not live on campus, but as long as effort is put in, it will happen.

Most definitely, good luck :)

How did you meet your husband? What is he like?

How can I tell if a girl is a fembot irl? I know their must be some at my university, sometimes I scan the cafeteria and see girls that might be but it would be very odd to randomly approach them. I'm going to graduate this year and will likely never have a better place and time to find a gf than now

At school we had Japanese together. He was kind of an incel in a way, absolutely no one wanted to be friends with him, no idea why. He's really nice and a hapa.

biggest turn off as far as personality in a guy?

No idea honestly, I sure as fuck can't tell if another chick is a fembot.

what college robro? RPI here

Aggressiveness, possessiveness and stalking probably. Personally for me though, it's tattoos.

Now you know why guys hear harass girls for messages to date them. That's the only time I had an irl gf was from this board years ago and we happened to be nearby

I'm not surprised in the least

satan trips doesn't like tattoos?
>iirc something like 29% of people in the US have ink

Yeah and that 29% I would never date

Do you think it's possible for a girl to be so sad she doesnt want to ever be with anyone and she randomly decides to leave her one and only bf?

Yes I do, it can be dependent on the situation

I still love her, hate myself for whatever I did to wrong her and turn her away from me

This thread is almost dead

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how long into a new relationship, before you start fucking?

I'm sorry. Life is shit sometimes, I know how it feels.

I'm extremely abnormal so for me it was 4 years of being in a relationship, we're really religious. Normally I'd say anywhere between 2 months to a year, it depends on the person though.

2 months sounds about right,
should be about time anyways.

That's good. Good luck on your endeavors.

what must I do to stick my peener in the vagoogoo

Step 1- Find said "vagoogoo

>Step 1- Find said "vagoogoo
Have you been drinking?

Why did my friend delete and not say goodbye

that's how a cowgirl breaks a young man's heart
that's how your whole world slowly fell apart
with a cold and empty stare, as if you weren't there
didn't even stop to cry
that's how a cowgirl says goodbye

No context, no idea

>Implying women have sense behind what they do and everything doesn't boil down to one of three reasons for any and every choice they make.

Some do some don't, it's subjective

Yeah, how do I get a gf
and don't give me that b urself bullshit

>Events or public spaces
OF
FUCKING
COURSE

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All females are NPCs
Just talk to as many as possible until you find the one you need for your gf quest

Just try talking and making friends. Talk to quiet chicks, they're usually the loneliest.

how easy are college girls?

My dong is 6" long? Is that wrong or will a girl get along when she drops her thong?

it's really not, the low intellectual temperature of some threads are dead giveaways.

Can I get a gf?

lb#2654

Where do I find gay fembots?

have you ever masturbated to an user's greentext on Jow Forums

someone on Jow Forums once wrote me a torture porn bit based off of trager from outlast. i think that counts.

what kind of torture porn exactly

this. it was this.

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What do femanons think about giantess hentai?

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i think you people are fucking weird but you're nowhere near as obnoxious as brapfags or footfags

depends on the board(s) they browse
no
no
used to go on /b/. decided to check out the site again after not using it for years and stumbled upon Jow Forums while looking through the boards
i'm also a freshman. join clubs, talk to the person next to you before lectures start, etc. at least, that's what people say in the /uni/ threads
obsessiveness/clinginess
depends on the girl
no

You hurt my feelings, post your soles as repayment.

Proof or get out

if i could take away your constitutional rights i'd fucking do it

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What is the ideal size for benis? Can you truly ever love a man if he does meet your ideals?

>how do I get a gf
If you really like a grill and want them to like you back ask them questions about themselves and really get to know them. Otherwise theyll think youre just trying to be friends.

Unless she admitted to anything that would make the normies hate her, there's absolutely no reason that you should take what she says to heart because she's virtue signaling. Once that credibility of being a "good" girl is gone and everybody knows that, only then can a girl be trusted.

What's your Discord? I'll add anyone who's bored, lonely or just wants to talk.

>ideal size
i don't have one. i don't care for sex
>can you truly ever love a man if he does meet your ideals?
probably not

>i think you people are fucking weird
What's so weird about wanting to get squished between a giant pair of boobies?

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Do femanons like hairy dicks?

i imean i imagine the only time hair's gonna be a physical difficult is when you're getting a blowie but other than that it's probably an aesthetic thing

went on first tinder date when i was 16, smoked a joint with the dude (some asian law student with no social skills) and decided to never do it again. terrible date and our seats at the cinema were shit

Whenever I asks femanons about themselves they ghost me

My question is, Will you post your tits pls?

If you're going to attention whores at least make it worth our while.

How many cocks have you experienced and how would you rate them? Was the best the largest or were there other factors?

Finally, will you post nudes?

No further questions.

yes i love body hair

Why are you all so insufferable with your emotions? Why are you incapable of emotional self control?

Why are you all social cowards who won't make the first move?

>generalising

>implying those traits don't apply to the vast majorty

>implying those traits don't apply to the vast majority of the board regardless of gender

>implying I'm not talking about all women

have you been BLACKED