>"get ready to hit it, you've smoked weed before, right user?"
What do or say?
"get ready to hit it, you've smoked weed before, right user?"
>"No. So buckle your fucking seatbelt because who knows whats gonna happen."
Weed is trash and dumb to smoke. Fucking whore.
Tell her to fuck off and smoke from a bong like any white person would do
I'd knock that shit out of her hand and then fucking leave and reconsider my life for almost doing weed with an std ridden whore
>"Yeah I've smoked a weed"
>put blunt in nose and inhale
>doing weed
aaaaaaahahaha
get a proper vape and make me some space cookies with abv biatch
no thanks it stopped being fun a long time ago, I'd just get bored and easily agitated if I "hit it"
I smoked weed when I was 14, I don't like it anymore. Let's do ecstasy instead ;)
It's been a while and I apologize for nothing. Not even leaving during what could be scintillating conversation that WOULD lead to us being in a committed relationship be it open or closed.
M'man well said
"Yeah a lot"
and then i smoke her whole blunt one hit 30 seconds
I honestly would just get rid of her, since In my profession you can not be in any contact with narcotics.
Nah but thanks for the offer tho
Yes I have
>Hit once and start coughing like a bitch
>"you ever tried snorting dope"
>get myself addicted again
>get her addicted
>depend on each other for h and money
>gradually destroy any chance we have in life
>still dont have to be alone so i still win
>overdose
>be dead but satisfied with my end
I can dream but thats all...
>lmao... I'll go get the cocaine
>smoking weed with people
how the hell are you supposed to enjoy it then?
Getting smoked up by a girl is actually by far my most effective method of having sex with a girl, because I don't smoke very often so I have extremely low tolerance and get panic attacks when I smoke and it activates the motherly instincts in a girl. Its the only way that I get to live out my gentle femdom fetish in real life.
same
im a stoner at heart
i just can't stand other people when they or im high
no but what's the worst that could happen?
i would let that man fuck me in an instant look at that god damn face he's making
who are you and why are you in my home?
mooooooooooom
you fags are scared that you'll cough and look like a little bitch while she's watching
Joe used to be a pretty boy huh?
I tried weed and it was LAME. Only slightly better than alcohol. I have no respect for stoners or stoner culture. They are a bunch of exaggerating fags. Anyone who has ever lost their job or been arrested over marijuana deserved it, they are fucking stupid.
My god these threads are so stupid
>get ready to hit it
virgin detected
>Only slightly better than alcohol. I have no respect for stoners or stoner culture.
so it was good but you still don't like it
9thPostBestPost desu
Y-yea! Hells to the yes. I'm a huge potsmoker head! Hahaha!
>hits blunt
>pic related me 10 minutes later
Indica I rip
Its ok, but it wasnt what it was hyped up to be, people act like its amazing and life changing. I feel a little betrayed about it.
>"Ah, no thanks, I'm not comfortable smoking"
>go home and rip bong
just because i'm a stoner doesn't mean i'm not still protecting my virginity.
I just want u to know your post was very funny and relatable, fren
Incel black pill detected.
He seemed like he wasn't sure if it was legal or not. Fuckin neckbeard retard