What is the optimal dick size?

I hear the minimum for women nowadays is 9 inches.

This is the dicklet version

Mine is about 7.6x5.5 inches and I'd say that was pretty ideal, length is a meme though, there's 1-2 not inside even when I'm touching a girls cervix

pffffft ahahahaha nice try robot

Knowing how to use it.

Do you get a kick out of lying to dicklets to shatter their confidence?

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yes
this comment is definitely and most certainly original

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How can I get a bigger dick? Are there any surgeeries/injections I can get to grow? I want a legit ten incher with a seven inch circumfrence. I don't really see the point in living if I don't have a dick that big.

How big is your dick right now user?

I am only 6 inches with a five inch circumfrence. If I hav to spend the rest of my life searching for new and expensive ways to grow my penis I wll.

The only non destructive way is jelqing and that definitely won't get you to 10

Like 4-7 inches? Dont know why you people freak out about this

>jelqing
>non destructive

>Implying I even want to use my dick.
3dpd don't deserve horse cock. Only I deserve the big penis.
I have been thinking about stealing a stalion's maleness and equiping it onto my own.

it is if you just use your hand and do it properly

This is the real one guys

don't be fooled be the trolls claiming otherwise, this is the original, 100% verfied one

How the fuck does a graph mean anything? It is worthless data without any data.

*support.
Didn't mean to put in a second data.

Isnt this a fake chart to Jew people into some fake program shit?

People always ask about bigger but are there any methods to get a smaller dick

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Nigga shut uo if it worked wes have an ungodly sample size of not anecdotal bullshit to back ir up its been 10 fucking years of this meme you bitch.
Hate you.

chastity cage will shrink it I bet

Not permanently though, it's like squishing a sponge, except the PP is slightly slower coming back up

canoe-sized

this image depresses me

i have such insecurities

Whats there to be insecure about, seeing huge cocks make womens vaginas tingle

I'm pretty sure no woman would want a dick that big in them it would destroy them in fact most women prefer average size dicks

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Yeah they can't have sex with them comfortably, but seeing them makes their vaginas tingle

I think women don't actually like to look at dick the same way men like to look at tits if i recall most women don't watch porn

you're probably right, they definitely like perving though, even if it doesn't turn them on

Only if it's chad tho

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It's predominantly trolls enjoying the easymode bait with guaranteed replies that is dick size baiting (on par with race baiting in terms of effectiveness), part dicklets trying to goad trolls into perpetuating their threads for free "Small penis humiliation" fetish fuel, and a tiny minority of big dicked anons actually having their big dicks as only redeeming "quality" in their lives.

At all times it's safe to assume these threads are made and/or continued by trolls.