So starved of male attention and humanly contact that any small action that a guy does (stand behind me in line...

>so starved of male attention and humanly contact that any small action that a guy does (stand behind me in line, stare at me for a few seconds in class, essentially just acknowledging my existence) makes me feel butterflies in my stomach and instantly fantasize about them like a drooling retard
What is wrong with me?

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Why are you here really? Hmmmmmmm?

NO.

SUCH.

THING.

AS.

A.

"""""FEMBOT"""""

GET THE FUCK OUT AND STAY OUT

that's pretty common OP, it fucking sucks

Same, when I make eye contact with a girl it's like I can't help imagining our life together and I have to stop myself before I pop a boner and feel the full force of >tfw no gf

you wanna fuck? i'll fuck you
see how easy that is?
fuck off roasty

if i was a women i would be a vapid lesbian whore

sometimes when im in line or something behind a girl i will sniff her
not like a long sort of sniff but long enough for her to have heard it
itll make them self conscious and aware of their own odor just for that second and it gets me off

>No one replies to my threads :(
>Oh I know i'll pretend to be a woman and describe myself doing a male only activity to bait the betas
>I'm a genious.

if a shy handsome kind man was really into you, but also really wanted a gf who would play with his butt on the reg, would you do it?

Damn, there are really females out there that think this way??
>tfw there is possibly a girl out there who has fantasized about you after short interactions
I thought it was just males who thought like that, that's actually really comforting. I'm actually pretty qt and also tall so maybe there have been a few scattered fembots who have thought shit like this about me

I fantasize about being a lesbian, I envy so much all my lesbian friends it hurts

>a male only activity
>fantasizing about someone of the opposite sex is a male only activity
What is it like to be this delusional?
Anal is gross, no.

you can use gloves a dental dam over the anus, its no biggie

lol why don't you join them? I had sex with 2 girls it was pretty hot

it do be like it some times. maybe you been tense for too long it happens to me when I'm in a lot of social anxiety

fuck off "fembot" I despise your kind

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Cus I am a ugly dude? My lesbian friends who I envy arent bisexual whores, they are cute lesbians with girlfriends

Post your adress and I will fuck you. Then you will have the male attention that you crave.

Where do I find low self-esteem, desperate girls? I feel like all the ones I know are normies who get plenty of attention.

But you could easily get literal droves of men giving you constant affection and attention if you just revealed your gender online in a videogame or some shit. Your lack of human contact is sefl-inflicted.

I'm ugly too. Invite them watch a movie and bring some booze. They will be drunk and making out and you can join them.

This is so fucking fake. Change male to Chad. Then I'll accept it

If this shit is true (which i very much doubt), then i want you to know that being desperated for touch and/or horny, is not a valid reason to touch/molest guys in public transportation.
I say this because i've been a victim of those kind of girls. Don't be like them, don't become a molester.

Even low self-esteem desperate girls have their pick of the litter with chads desu, maybe not irl, but definitely online if they have any "nerdy" hobbies.
Don't delude yourself, they are all normies who get plenty of attention.

You are suffering from a dick shortage. It is kind of obvious.

that one girl you see wearing the same gray jacket everyday and never talks to anyone in class. Shes sometimes in the library, sitting alone and on her phone.

You see, I fantasize about being an actual girl whos lesbian, not having a threesome with pseudolesbians, also that wouldnt work with true lesbians, they are very feminist

im never horny, my sex drive is literally 0. I just want a bf.

same except one of them in high school told me. she was a nigger and ugly and robot so i told her I wasnt interested. most attention thats ever been paid to me by grill

good, then i hope you can find someone to cuddle with.

if yall are real why dont you just go omegle and actually get to know someone from here sure most of the time it'll suck but that's gonna be the case anyways

>I don't want to have sex

Wow, you really are a retard, aren't you? Out of curiosity, are you fat?

be my gf. I certainly don't want sex either, because small dick. The only girls I talk to are either over 65, or they are my family.

>Out of curiosity, are you fat?
im 99 lbs.
im sure my low libido has due to with my low body weight and depression. Even my periods are irregular and come in every 2-3 months.
if only we were near each other user...

I would like a gf

lb#2654

How tall? I know it's difficult to do while depressed, but you should still try to eat enough in order to be happier in the future.

I really wonder what the psychology is behind that.

Where are you? You can be my gf if you want it to be.

she's ugly you guys

show tits dumbass

>When you step behind a femlet in a queue and tower over her and see her slightly turn her head like she wants to look who it is behind her but stops herself

Literally talked to a crazy homeless person today for hours just cause he was nice; pretty sure he was a cop.

So are most of us. That doesn't mean we can't find love user. Open your heart. :3

Girls that have low self-esteem and are that desperate are so ugly or autistic that you wouldn't want to be with them. You will find them in their room cutting themselves or sat by themselves somewhere.

I want to rub your stomach until you vomit all over me

>all these mad incels
Stop being so bitter and grow up.

If I hugged you, would you die?

> so starved of female contact it dulled my feelings so I stopped getting any kind of feels from any interactions with females
Get on my level, scrub. Also, this thread is a proof you are not "starved" at all.

Ive never been hugged by a guy before, so yes

extremely pure

Never even had a male friend either.
Im a loser.

>Im a loser.
How old are you?

stop being an apologist, women fucking suck

Women suck big cocks

you know goddamn well that we would all be your bf if you ACTUALLY EXISTED!

i dont understand what you people get out of making threads like this, do you just like to see beta r9k teenagers fawn over your internet persona?

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You're not trying.
If we rate all women out of ten, even 1.5 can get some dick. If men can bear standing behind you, you're not a 1 so stop whining and go suck some beta's dick.

don't worry. Play random games until you meet a guy friend. You don't need to meet up etc. Just make a friend. Start somewhere. If you play destiny on pc. we got a small community of nerdy & nice people. You can hang with them. my girlfriend probably wouldn't like it if I hanged out with ya. but the possibility to make friends is there.

same goes for lonely anons who feel they don't have friends.

Ha ha ha. How about one of you actually make a sincere proposal? Because no such thing has ever happened here.

Why don't you become a cam whore, you filthy whore? Then you will get the attention you want.

I will do it. I shall Uniroincaly fuck you if you are 100% a legit woman.

are you joking? do you have an std or something?

What do you look like?

onigiri

>Think about having gf and doing cute shit
>Feel butterflies in stomach, blush and head feels light
HELP

>What is wrong with me?
You are an ugly fatty or an obvious trap/faggot. Now gtfo

let's trade pics unironically I'm 23, would kill to share attention with a girl

Average women must have it so much easier than average men.

Ok

I asked first.

OP give KIK/Discord/Snap and watch the guys flock to give you attention

not posting my pics on Jow Forums you stupid cunt, there are a million ways to do it without tons of r9k people stalking me

You absolute so y fiend.

Nobody cares about men's pics here. Just do it you fucking pussy.

If you call me stupid cunt one more time the offer is off, faggot.

A Slav with thick eyebrows and hair. I dont know from my perspective if Im attractive or bad looking. Mixed results from school days but I was also a silent loner that everyone probably assumed was retarded. My best feature are definitely my blue eyes. Worst Is in my opinion fucked up nose

>nobody cares about men's pics here
yeah but this isn't /soc/, lurk more and go get cancer you airhead

>this user literally described me
What the fuck.

Thanks for proving my point that no offers made by robots are ever serious. I hope you die a bitter virgin lol

>tfw just want a qt boyfriend to play with his butt

mfw 7/10, blonde, blue eyed, above average all round & im on /r9k

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I'll take you up on your offer then. What's your discord?

Actually I'll open this offer to anyone.
I'm a 22yo girl, I'm in Norway, whoever is willing to travel to me can have sex. Looks don't matter, nothing matters other than you coming here.

If you read this and turn down this offer, you're voluntarily a virgin. Leave your Discord and I'll add you.

bor du i oslo?

>voluntarily not have enough money to travel to Norway
Yup, that's me

stop being a larping faggoy

venomfrosty#3589

Atm ya, traveling from Finland though, so I could technically meet in either country.

I mean, it's probably a $400 round trip. That's not unreasonable to save for.

You're not serious either by your logic, not like you'll post a pic here.

Actually 500 where I'm from. But can't work part time because salary will be too low and I won't be able to survive out there.

Like I said I asked first. The fact that you refuse to shows that your proposal is a bluff.

Now fuck off.

Why would I larp as someone so boring
Thats a 11 hour and 25 minute flight. If you ever visit Burgerland west coast make this thread with the same offer and I will come running

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>>Norway
why cant there be fembots in america reeee

At least you have a large userbase in burgerland. As for Asia, it's probably in single digits.

Very true - but anyone whos interesting here is like
states away it sucks i need friends

tfw offered to be friend and not added yet

We can be friends buddy just a couple of dudes ya know?

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Would you like a male discord friend?

I wish girls like that actually existed for me.

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Sure. Doesn't matter. Whats up

Not much at all
Drawing and stayed up all night because I have to get a job and become a wagie
how about you?

>incel coming through
i will rescue you guid babe from these fags, i will grab your hand gently as we watch a sunset together. let's feel together.

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I would love to talk to you, maybe wont visit but id like to speak to some fembot for once
Add me beefking#4122