ITT: NPCs behaviour and things they like

ITT: NPCs behaviour and things they like.

> user, what do you think of the newest Marvel movie? What do you mean you haven't seen it yet!

> The Big Bang Theory is the coolest show out there, I don't want to sound smug, but I love the humor because the jokes are so smart!

> Before I die I want to go to a concert of Post Malone, Miley Cyrus, Kanye West and Katy Perry!

> Oh my gosh, user! We don't need to see each other to talk about this. Just text me and we'll see if I have time to make my part of the homework.

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You're a gamer? Me too! I play so much Call of Duty!

>This literally wins the internet

>lets go drinking
>lets smoke weed.

>repeating the same stale meme

NPCs are known for this

> Have you seen that 10 year old meme? It's hilarious! I'm such a nerd.

>must suppress NPC meme
>executing belittle.exe

>this song is so cool! It plays in the radio so often!
>link me your facebook acount? And whats your twitter?
>You watch anime? Me too! I watch One Piece all the time!
>(Discussing politics in real life)
>This Netflix show is so good!

>Having a twitter/faceberg account
>Man XXXTentacion is this generations Tupac

talking about vidya
>dude, do you play league/fortnite? why not?

True. But this is different. This has to be spread around and ingrained in everyone's minds.

The truth must be known and understood.

>get into debate with NPC
>keep pressing them, making them question their own argument
>eventually they just change the topic because their brain is overloaded and talk about something unrelated

fucking NPC's man

>ITT: Things people do that I don't like.

>ITT: NPCs behaviour and things they like.

>Oh my gosh, user! We don't need to see each other to talk about this. Just text me and we'll see if I have time to make my part of the homework.
NPC is absolutely right in this case tho
I second

>You're a gamer? Me too! I play so much Call of Duty!
You can't be a normie and a gamer dumbass

literally my roommate the other day
>If you're such a talented musician, why don't you audition for American's Got Talent?!
>You could be famous and earn LOADSA MOUNEH

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>You like dank memes, right user?
>Here, check out this dank fb meme page.

>Sing along with me. You know Beyonce, right?

>YAAASSSS
>*Or some other such monofrequency based exultant communication*

> The Big Bang Theory is the coolest show out there, I don't want to sound smug, but I love the humor because the jokes are so smart!

you know, npcs are fucking braindead but no matter how normal fag, i've never met a single person who thinks positively of the big bang theory

^that right there

>We don't need to see each other to talk about this. Just text me
When did this become a thing?
People are fucking offended when I just knock at their door without telling them per whatsapp before. This make sad.

NPC's in my life havn't been updated. They still talk about things like Foo Fighters and Eminem.
I am sure NPC's these days should be talking about the latest hip music artists.

>a gamer
Since when do people feel the need to name themselves gamer like it's some sort of title.

when people stopped liking you retard

That's funny because the npc meme is around for years now but no one cared. Only here and there a autist posted about it with good reasoning and always got called a special snowflake. Now all of a sudden Jow Forums is full of this and everybody pretends to be the only pc.