Everytime i fuck her, my dick slips out and it rams into her ass, she says "IM GOING TO KILL YOU IF IT GOES IN"

Everytime i fuck her, my dick slips out and it rams into her ass, she says "IM GOING TO KILL YOU IF IT GOES IN"

ive just been fucking her and this keeps happening, ive accidentally impaled her about 8 times lol

how do normies even have sex? im just new to having sex and starting to get it

Also doggy style is impossible, i tried to doggy her and my cock just wouldnt fit in from behind, the angle was impossible to enter on shes shorter than me so i lifted her leg and no luck, i got on top and no luck

can even enter her from behind, does anyone have a manual on how to fuck bitches

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this sounds like you have a small dick. how the fuck can you not have sex doggy style? that's like max penetration. sort yourself out before she starts looking for chad cock

Change your angle. Put a pillow under her ass to raise it and so you can use gravity to keep you insde.

The mental images here are hilarious

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If my boyfriend wasn't asleep I would've sworn he was the one making this post.

I've never had as many issues with sex position while with my previous partners. Every position is just hard to manage or his dick slides out.

He doesn't have a small dick or anything. I just don't get it.
Glad to know it's not me, I guess.

Good luck, user. Only thing that's worked for us is missionary which is sad.

YOU
GOT
LIMP DIG

is this a real thing? im new to having sex

Is ur pussy side ways? im pretty sure my GFS pussy is sideways cause when she rides me my dick bends

Also i had to fuck her missionary lol cause nothing else works, But my dick doesnt bend when its in missionary so idk

what is happening lol

we have car sex
my car roof is too low to get fully ontop

Have a bigger dick. Never happens to my 10 incher.

Dubs confirm slangin wood

no...no see this doesnt happen and my dick isn't exceptionally large. maybe its cuz he has a weak ass erection or yo pussy loose af nigga ahaaaa

I have no idea what you mean by pussy being sideways. My vagina is pretty normal as far as I know.

This user could be correct though - bf has been a virgin until we got together, and his constant deathgripping of his dick led to him never being 100% hard when we have sex. He can generally be pretty hard when he's laying down, but me being on top has never worked. Then because he's not used to the position, his dick can't stay completely hard while he's on top so it slides out a lot. Still the most manageable position though.

Try changing the way you jerk it, it might help a lot.

damn thats sad as fuck. you might need to give chad a call

>this sounds like you have a small dick
only thing that would cause this problem, my thoughts also

You got a small dick

Nah, I'm pretty happy with awkward and clumsy, yet loving and affectionate sex.

you sound naive. you clearly haven't experienced chad

Wow that is a wet pussy

sounds like you have there user, how was he?

>awkward and clumsy, yet loving and affectionate sex

This sounds very nice

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limp

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you should get on your 4s
then raise as if your dick was coming out your ass
then insert it
and buttfuck her like spank her butt with your butt and ur dick like coming out of it

Yeah it's too small, sorry.

Not the smallest, you seem average but you need to stop death grip fapping because you'll slip out if you aren't 100% hard

Fix the angle of penetration: put some pillows under her ass.

Your angle is shit

>implying that guy slips out
>implying that guy doesnt get rock hard erections and cums 2-3 times back to back

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deth grip limp dig

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