Vocaroo thread

That's nice. That was one of the first songs I transcribed for the sitar

I-I'm not

wow rude isn't he handicapped?

cute

fuck kek this made laugh. please make another one. sounds like microsoft sam on helium

lol ur so mad tho calm down

>wow rude isn't he handicapped?
Idk but the guy that usually does these threads sounds like him. I guess he does a lotta drugs and shit

>teehee this guy who wont stop offering me money and wont stop texting is so exhausting
The female struggles are real

its annoying tho, im like no i dont want ur money im sorry, and hes like pls take it. ughhhh might have to block his #.

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Thanks user,i kinda wanna try playing a sitar but a guitar's all i have

>tells us not to listen to his vocaroo at the very end of the vocaroo

yep, you're right, you do have aspergers
KEK holy shit. what software are you usingfor this shit.

Just let him be ur bf in exchange

faggot bojeet

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black metal quality

woah dude is that black orpheus

No bully pls

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It's a very good plan, r9k!

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>investing in crypto in 2019

Check out this retard who forgot the link vocaroo.com/i/s0QmHRO3zSvO

make more now

>this is the average Jow Forums user
damn

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is english your second or third language

maybe idk i was just playihn
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sounds like something from Brief Interviews with Hideous Men (book)

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... okay

op here, cute voice user

my mic is bad
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you sound like you have a lisp

yes i have OVER ACTTIVE spitglands

>OVER ACTIVE spitglands

hmm I wonder why

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Don't be mean,
Thank you, nervous op.

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Do you like drool a lot in your sleep?

you give off vibes to me like youre into some kinky shit like scat or something

why do you even care you faggot ass orbiter

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I need a new mic holy shit

ur mom

oringgnairolion

I like being right bitch boy

yes, yes i do. my mouth a whole factory ;(

what's that even mean kek origjni

>let me know if I'm right
nice way of ensuring you get that sweet sweet female attention you desperate fuck. orbiters should be shot. you fucks ruin r9k. youre allowing this worthless roast to take over this thread.

>he's too beta to make the thread move on it's own
take it away from here then man instead of taking your frustration out on here with your little chastity cage on

>vocaroo.com/i/s1CKt5qeO0g0
yes in colombia

It's strictly related to you ignoring all those guys in the past.It'll never go away.

where do u live from u sound canadian

You sound gay user, like you have a dick in your mouth

i'm from the usa user.

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weeb shit with shit mic

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god i hate lisps

oh u have a cool voice for an amercan noah fence

thanks lill nigga

is this what spics sound like irl?
t. bong

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im not a spic im colombian, and dont use that word paper clip lips

>i'm not a spic i'm colombian
pretty sure that's literally spic
surely you don't actually live in colombia anyway, that american accent was too accurate

what do you mean by paper clip lips?

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plus i currently live in the mid west

or are you just pretending to be a spic
hmm

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>13 reasons why
Are you suicidal or some shit?

ok do english accent
whichever one you want (if you can even tell the difference between them)
then I will be able to judge how good you really are

nope

no its a good show like the second half is amazing

fucking orbiters. Jesus christ.

that was my american accent i will do an england one

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the fuck are you on about lad
origini

>pronouncing KEL-TIC as SELL-TIC
wew

>he isn't up to date with the latest doomsday theories

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>omg this chad is so cute when he's sleeping,can't wait for him to pump and dump me,ughhhhhh this beta keeps drying me up with his betabux like leave me alone sweaty

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it sounds like shit

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>he browses /x/ unironically

why?

>said celtic wrong
that made me laugh

the word "probably" was almost convincing
not bad but it was kind of all over the place

>don't like english people
pic related me n u don't even try to deny it

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haha hes not some random chad, he is a guy i have liked for a year and we are finally talking. he actually isnt tryna fuck hes tryna connect which is so sweet.

also its not some poor beta its some old married guy who is trying to talk me into marrying him in 5 years even tho i have asked him to leave me alone.

oh is that bad/wrong?

She must've gathered a fucking harem by now,she'll always have multiple guys to talk to/date.Get over it.

im not rly like that, i kind of just talk to one guy and ignore all other dms when i like someone and we start talking, i dont wanna ruin a good thing for that. its about respect.

lol cute but no i think the british should realize their wrongs

we should have colonised your country too
look at what a shit job spain did of it lol

>he is a guy i have liked for a year and we are finally talking
Oh boy,if you met him in this shithole you're gonna be in for a wild emotional ride.I saw some decent guys here once in a while, but I think they are long gone by now.

well no cause we would all be ugly and have no asses

hes rly different i cant explain it. i can but it doesnt matter.

good night anonies sleep tight

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Hope you get rid of that throat cancer soon user.

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i know its annoying, but i dont know how to stop making that sound when i speak.

i thought you sounded cool

You literally compliment everyone's fucking voice.

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um, thanks, but it really dont like the way it sounds.

ive complimented 2 peoples voices ever... lol i think they both have really cool voices

most people hate their own voices

i cant tell if you're a girl or a boy but i wanna smash,

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GAYnfull employment heh

not gay, I just sound androgynous sometimes but I'll take it as a compliment :)